Lily Marlene met Lily and Rosemary
The Jack Of Hearts was absent and wary
With Jack not around
She wondered when her love might come
And to whose seduction she’d succumb
Any port in a storm
Dave doesn’t display much control
He can’t resist a profiterole
With insides so creamy
Fantasies so dreamy
He's likely to just lick my bowl.
His oral skills much in demand
Rosie and Dave were a pair
She was always down his underwear
Fingers wrapped 'round
Held Dave spellbound
That thing will go off without fanfare.
Dave doesn't display much control
Rosie and Dave were a pair
She was always down his underwear
Fingers wrapped 'round
A well-endowed fellow named Dave
As a hermit lived in a cave
His hand he adored
He never grew bored
His fiancee, Rosie Palm, did he crave
Rosie and Dave were a pair
A full-sized girl from St. Paul
Had a chest that was bound to enthrall
44G bra
Guys sighed "Ooh La La"
Never accused of being too small
If breast tissue's a measure of worth
Little Mary had a large sense of pride
In the blowjobs that she could provide
With luscious full lips
Her boobs bounced free in the wind
With no regret that she had sinned
With gymnastic aplomb
hen there was Moll and Paige wet and shiny
Pretty soon along came Pliny
He damn near drowned
As Heidi sat down in the grass
The morning dew moistened her ass
Her pussy exposed
Though knees tightly closed
A middle aged queen from South Bend
To Pliny, kisses did send
Passions ignited
Erections sighted
Alas, not enough to distend
A vixen from Sault Ste Marie
The girls shared some mutual friction
It seemed a growing addiction
Stroking and caressing
Mary and Anna were with Belle
What they were up to, no one could tell
Under the covers
S, T, D and L, N, I and B, A, P
A n | "I" | - i t - - - t | a | b - d - | i s | a | p - s s i b i - i t - .|
b - t | a | b - d - | - i t - - - t | a n | "I" | i s | - t t - - l - | i - p - s s i b - - .| - d i t - | S t - i n
An "I" without a body is a possibility
but a body without an "I" is utterly impossible - Edith Stein.
One of the more insightful quotes from the realm of phenomenology and ontology
An old lesbian from North Platte
Said “Oh, my God. What’s that?”
As he unzipped his pants
And out came his lance
"How long do the double-A's last?"
Veronica was a bit of a hottie
An old lesbian from North Platte
Said “Oh, my God! What’s that?”
As he unzipped his pants
Loretta acted so upper crust
Proper sex was always a must
She would be undressed
Handi-wipes for her guest
Loretta acted so upper crust
Proper sex was always a must
Pipi Longstockings was really a slut
She loved having things put in her butt
Stretching and filling
Always quite willing
Often needing to sit on a donut.
Have you heard 'bout the Bishop of Philly?
Pipi Longstockings was really a slut
She loved having things put in her butt
Stretching and filling
Young Paige looks quite prim and proper
In truth, she’s quite a show stopper
She flashes her titties
To cute kitty kitties
But still was "the home of the Whopper"
Pipi Longstockings was really a slut
Next on the list was mopping the floors
So she undressed and got down on all fours
This sight made her man
Wish he was Tarzan
In the mornings her thighs open wide
In hope her partner hadn’t died
But the quiet she felt
As she undid his belt
Sadly, 'twas not much to ride
Now she was faced with a quandary
She smiles as she walks through the trees
Twixt her thighs blows a warm summer breeze
There was a smart guy from Texas
Who herded his cows in a Lexus
The back seat he reserved
For the pride of the herd
Making the other cows jealous
Stripped down to designer Depends
His lady was hardly a looker
More like a cheap worn out hooker
Gravity took over
