A young beauty fell in love many times
Thighs would open as the clock chimes
A delicious young maiden from Surrey
Always seemed to be in a hurry
Fingers a flyin'
A very sad state of affairs
A disconnection of pairs
Heart's in the dust
Onanism's a must
Fond memories of all that one shares
A delicious young maiden from Surrey
A very sad state of affairs
A disconnection of pairs
Heart's in the dust
A genius from just outside Naples
Was attracted to Marla Maples
A lesson to be learned
Or else just get burned
As she ends up turning the tables
A very sad state of affairs
A genius from just outside Naples
Was attrated to Marla Maples
A lesson to be learned
One fine day her luck improved
Her emotions were suddenly moved
Her toad became her prince
She's had a frog in her throat ever since
And her tonsils became slightly bruised
A genius from just outside Naples
Her life turned into one big mess
Quite different than her visioned success
When first she stepped upon life's stage
She just hoped for a decent wage
Her expectations grew
As she made her debut
On Sundays, don’t get out of bed
Enjoying a cuddle instead
The sweetest of all mademoiselles
Was a lady who called herself Shells
She entertained men
In the prives of her den
A little old lady was quite blue
Been ages since a proper screw
She used all her toys
Eschewed all the boys
Seeking whats next in the cue
The sweetest of all mademoiselles
A little old lady was quite blue
Been ages since a proper screw
Tracy and Hepburn were another pair
Rumors flourished of their enduring affaire
A cute little lass chose badly
But she fell in love, truly madly
Ruled by her heart
Sprite is pretty fucking awesome
When she is the domme in a foursome
They bend to her will
Exhibiting such skill
She liked to use squashes as well
Grew zucchini, ohhhhh bloody hell.
A sweet little thing from Tirana
Did odd things with a banana
But when she used a plantain
T'was so much more to attain
know a young tart in L.A.
Who likes a good roll in the hay.
Rob has high hopes
He knows all the ropes
But his luck changes day by day
A sweet little thing from Tirana
know a young tart in L.A.
Who likes a good roll in the hay.
Rob has high hopes
Old man Jack was quite spry for his age
Though he was of very narrow gauge
Though his cock was quite thick
And worked pretty slick
little Trinket like flashing her tit
Quite arousing she'd freely admit
Miss Heidi ran around with naughty girls
Often tickling their throbbing pearls
Sticky fingers abound
Little Bo Peep had a large flock of sheep
But the rams didnt give her much sleep
She used all the candles in the menorah
All while reciting the Torah
When she spun her dreidl
It came up gimel
Lady Chatterley got all she could handle
But sometimes had to use a candle
Impaled in her cunt
Each stroke made her grunt
Screaming at just the right angle
She used all the candles in the menorah
Lady Chatterley got all she could handle
But sometimes had to use a candle
Impaled in her cunt
A lady from Guinevere’s palace
Had a magnificent jewel crusted phallus
The diamond did shine
The gold was so fine
Just dont drink from the chalice
Xena, warrior princess of fame
Was known as a girl loving dame
Scantily clad
Exciting each lad
That whip will usually tame
Lady Chatterley got all she could handle
A lady from Guinevere’s palace
Had a magnificent jewel crusted phallus
The diamond did shine
Xena, warrior princess of fame
Was known as a girl loving dame
Scantily clad
A lady from lush had no fears
Her confidence never disappears
She roams at her ease
No knocking of knees
Holding her likker by the ears
Xena, warrior princess of fame
