Variety and subtlety, occasional banality
Within the confines of rigid formality
She met a guy in drag named Mary
Thought it strange she looked so hairy
Young Sally like clothes made for men
Wishing for that X.Y. again
Suit coats and ties
Just like the guys
Young Sally like clothes made for men
Wishing for that X.Y. again
She finally met a guy named Stan
"Please deflower me, if you can."
He took her with ease
Thrusting as he'd wheeze
She finally met a guy named Stan
"Please deflower me, if you can."
Consider the plight of poor Sherry
64 and still had her cherry.
Then Bill came along
With a sizeable schlong
His favorite line was "Here come the judge"
From watching "Laugh In" he'd hardly budge
Unless his wife swore
Sending him out the door
To the store for some more chocolate fudge.
Consider the plight of poor Sherry
The Church Lady thought it was special
It was almost downright celestial
She'd open her mouth
And judgements flew out
A convict in a frilly short skirt
Was C block's well known flirt
Swishing by each cell
Stopping if they rang his bell
"Dont squirt on my skirt," he'd blurt
The Church Lady thought it was special
A convict in a frilly short skirt
Was C block's well known flirt
Swishing by each cell
Penny loved to stroll after dark
Her fat ass, on a seat, she would park
Trolling for lovers
Milly suffered from over drinking
Helped to keep her from over thinking
A bottle each day
Keeps the demons at bay
Milly suffered from overdrinking
Helped to keep her from over thinking
In the drawer in the table
Was a toy with a "caution" label
Like a Minotaur's cock
Two heads on a stock
In the drawer in the table
Was a toy with a "caution" label
On the table beside the bed
Lies a buzzing crimson head
A bottle of lube
For grins, an ice cube
On the table beside the bed
Lies a buzzing crimson head
There once was a girl named Stella
Who'd fuck her ass with an umbrella
Don't pray for rain
A horny old man whose name was Tom
The ladies said his cock was the bomb
It went off unexpected
With much jizz projected
yelling, "There's plenty more if you want some."
A Scotsman of epic proportions
A horny old man whose name was Tom
The ladies said his cock was the bomb
It went off unexpected
Filipinas they say are quite lusty
When topless you see they’re quite busty
With strange appetites
Then one day, the lard can went dry
Whilst impaling the rear of a guy
Friction was high
But with a cry
A condition he'd soon rectify
'Twas said of the bishop of Limerick
Boris, the blithering fool
Let anyone sit on his tool
But he had a sly smile
And he talked all the while
But went off with the kick of a mule
He walked around perpetually hard
Boris, the blithering fool
Let anyone sit on his tool
The bed was quite rumpled this morning
Lovely memories we seem to be forming
An insatiable girl from Reno
Got banned from every casino
She kept her dice hot
And diddled her slot
A hussy from Kalamazoo
Lost count of the peckers she blew
All 'round the clock
With a guitar Adele loved to pluck
She sang songs of an excellent fuck
And loving a girl
with and oversize pearl
Who squirts with the force of a firetruck
The feel of soft boobs on your face
A nipple or two for the chase
A sweet drop of milk
With a texture like silk
A tender moment in cyberspace
A hussy from Kalamazoo
The feel of soft boobs on your face
A nipple or two for the chase
