She loved to tease her husband's mistress
With subtle hints, quite surreptitious
The kinks of the Brit upper class
Ranged from sublime to the crass
Lynn has a large sex-toy collection
They all have a permanent erection
Arranged by their size
They give her a rise
All dishwasher safe for protection
Said the Duchess to her hubby, the Duke
Lynn has a large sex-toy collection
They all have a permanent erection
Arranged by their size
There was room for one more in her tent
Unfortunately, he was spent
Those in line were told
A randy young lad from New Bern
Would stroke everyday til it burned
Rubbed it 'till sore
Lines should connect and not just rhyme
But do your best in the meantime
Roses are red
A message to Lynn
What is this game
You mention with a grin?
I’ve heard of Monopoly
And similar things
Of Parker Brothers, Milton Bradley
And board games with kings.
Of Cribbage and Scrabble
And Musical Chairs
Even “spin the bottle”
As we break up in pairs
But I’ve never encountered
The game you cited:
“Who Am I tasting?”
My imagination ignited.
Are there rules to attend,
Or customs to follow?
On our own to freelance
Or simply to swallow?
All of these avatars flashing color
We are not writing, so ours are duller
but in June shows pride
A girl with the loveliest smile
Was not wanting for guile
Always had a plan
Before she began
For taking guys home for a trial
She was known as the queen of the Rhine
A girl with the loveliest smile
Was not wanting for guile
This pixie used sex and charm
And a spirit lively and warm
To ensnare her prey
In a loving ballet
Roses are red
How can it be so?
A few rhyming lines
And I am starting to flow
Standing or flat
Or splayed on the floor
Lynn’s sensual words
Have me wanting for more
And Lyn and Juli
With legs entwined!!
My God, is it true?
Can I really go blind?
An enchanting and magical sprite
Darting freely throughout the night
Cast her light far and near
Spreading joy where she'd appear
An enchanting and magical sprite
Darting freely throughout the night
Late at night the Ubers arrived
And two female riders contrived
To use the backseat
For a sexual fete
And the pleasures thus derived
The wife of a Viking in Norway
'Twas a simple attention deficit disorder
He taped everything on his recorder
If he lost concentration
But it didn't deter his ardor
It actually made him get harder
The crowd was exclaiming
At his proclaiming
"Line up single file under the arbor."
'Twas a simple attention deficit disorder
But it didn't deter his ardor
It actually made him get harder
The crowd was exclaiming
Rob's dick would gather a crowd
Had a girth of which he was quite proud
Only one minor flaw
The tip was shaped like a paw
And thus was uniquely endowed.
But it didn't deter his ardor
Rob's dick would gather a crowd
Had a girth of which he was quite proud
Only one minor flaw
There was a young man from Tantivy
Who was always saying gimme
Someone called his bluff
Asked if he liked it rough
He met his match with Ginny
Rob's dick would gather a crowd
There was a young man from Tantivy
Who was always saying gimme
Someone called his bluff
The ladies all gathered for tea
Sat around with plates on their knee
All quite polite
Until the night
When manners and panties did flee
There was a young man from Tantivy
The ladies all gathered for tea
Sat around with plates on their knee
All quite polite
Roses are red
My friend, Rob
Fitness affects
That thingamabob.
Fear not, however
I’ll whip you to shape;
About a month
Is all that it takes.
We’ll start tomorrow
Three miles you’ll swim
Just do it daily
It’s just the prelim.
As you chase the black line
You’ll have time to ponder,
What doesn’t kill you
Makes you stronger.
So they lined up from every ship
Holding on with a tight grip
With cash in their hand
At attention they stand
So they lined up from every ship
Holding on with a tight grip
She wandered the Liverpool docks
In search of well endowed cocks
Sailors in need
There was a young girl of Mauritius
Who lived a life quite piteous
In order to eat
She'd walk the street
