A chef of renown in Mumbai
Told his wife, "I am sorry. Goodbye."
"I can no longer fake it"
A Neverland dweller named Mike
‘Twas young boys whom he liked
But a cop in disguise
Brought him down to size
Not nice to be playing with tykes
There once was a maiden from Surrey
They were all charged with public disgrace
Handcuffed, single file, solemn faced
Tinkerbell flew round and round
Pixie dust sprinkled on her mound
Got everyone high
They all could fly
Tinkerbell flew round and round
Pixie dust sprinkled on her mound
Peter Pan was a bit of a twit
Captain Hook was a bit of a shit
One always a boy
To Wendy's joy
Sometimes she used her toys on a man
Ready to go and stored in her van.
Not all were keen
But Rob liked the scene
Alas, became known as a minuteman
Peter Pan was a bit of a twit
Sometimes she used her toys on a man
Ready to go and stored in her van.
Marybeth had a large bag of toys
Far more convenient than boys
Anywhere anytime,
Any size or paradigm
Marybeth had a large bag of toys
Far more convenient than boys
Her patience began to wear thin
Couldn't tell if it was out or was in
You have to do better
Or words of four letter
Her patience began to wear thin
Couldnt tell if it was out or was in
A horny young lad went out on a date
Wearing tight pants he used as bait
Bulge easily seen
A circumcised figurine
A horny young lad went out on a date
Wearing tight pants he used as bait
A starry eyed chick from afar
Set herself a very high bar
She'd only date dimes
But fell on hard times
A botanist I know called Andy
At cross pollination was dandy
But he used an odd tool
Caused professional ridicule
A botanist I know called Andy
At cross pollination was dandy
A tall gaunt sailor named Bill
Would go out of his way for a thrill
Kinky was the best
But avoided arrest
A tall gaunt sailor named Bill
Would go out of his way for a thrill
A wise professor from North Cal
Who was really quite fond of Pascal
Studied his work
Clearing the murk
She roamed the docks so late at night
Looking for sailors to excite
Charged money for sex
But didnt take checks
A wise professor from North Cal
Who was really quite fond of Pascal
She roamed the docks so late at night
Looking for sailors to excite
A tight little lass from Killarney
Soft spoken but full of the blarney
Coquettish with men
She'll tease them and then
Roses are red
It doesn’t take a lot
To wind Rob’s libido
Into a tight knot.
The thought of RB
At the window peeking…
Exciting, but SPF fifty
Is hardly worth keeping.
Let it go on the floor
Or the ceiling will do
If it’s not double fifty,
Then the chances are few.
I checked with the doctor
And regardless the source
If it doesn’t protect me
He’d hardly endorse
The sun’s rays are an issue
On that we agree
But to be effective
Twice the effort on me
This West Texas cowboy had horns on his Lexus
On the hood where they were the nexus
While the engine was running
The accelerator gunning
The vibrations stirring a Texas amplexus.
If only the cowboy had known
This West Texas cowboy had horns on his Lexus
On the hood where they were the nexus
While the engine was running
A handsome cowboy from West Texas
Pinned for the sweet nubile Alexis
Hair perfectly coiffed
He held her aloft
Until he could tickle her cervical plexus
This West Texas cowboy had horns on his Lexus
A handsome cowboy from West Texas
Pinned for the sweet nubile Alexis
Hair perfectly coiffed
A hot mamacita named Rosa
A student of Kant and Spinoza
Had conflicting ideas
When it came to tortillas
A tall bearded man from Eastern France
To shag 'im I'd need to be in a trance
She enjoyed brisk masturbation
For release without perturbation
But she couldn’t stop
So she hopped on Pop
And finished to a standing ovation.
Sue had a poor reputation
