There was a young lady from New Orleans
With boobs like big ole’ soup tureens
Used her bra to make gumbo
The cups clearly jumbo
It's hopeless to ignore Juli's charms
Quite futile to avoid her arms
They hug you quite tight
Passing out you might
It's hopeless to ignore Juli's charms
Quite futile to avoid her arms
There was a young harlot named Schwartz
With a dildo of gold-bearing quartz
It would sparkle in place
Her fingers slip slowly inside
Completing the entry she sighed
There's not been a man
Get as deep as I can
"I swear, 'twas my tonsils i plied"
There was a young harlot named Schwartz
The Cap'n put together two and two
Wanted to see what a foursome could do
The ship damn near flipped
Roses are red
I’ve yet to see
Thundercock’s prize
Perhaps if I plea
As to Paige’s virginal state
I dare not conclude
Despite Lynn’s remark
There be anything lewd
As to friend Rob,
What can I say?
Always horny
Any time of the day
Persistent he is
With all of his flirting
Sooner or later
He’ll end up spurting
There was a young lady at sea
To see the world, joined the Navy
She saw many sights
Reached many heights
"But how it hurts me to pee"
The Cap'n put together two and two
There was a young lady at sea
To see the world, joined the Navy
She saw many sights
There was an old woman in Kent
With a very peculiar scent
Whatever she's done
It just isn't fun
Better shower before it ferments
There was a young lady at sea
There was an old woman in Kent
With a very peculiar scent
Whatever she's done
There was a young virgin of Dover
Who's nipples were shaped like a clover
Her bush was shaped too
It was easy to do
Resembles a menorah at Passover
There was a young girl named McCall
There was a young virgin of Dover
Who's nipples were shaped like a clover
Her bush was shaped too
There once was a lady from Yorkshire
Her pussy was always on fire
Quenched with a hose
On her knees and elbows
With a grip that will surely inspire
There was a young virgin of Dover
There once was a lady from Yorkshire
Her pussy was always on fire
Quenched with a hose
Her Domme, Mistress Chlamydia
She told her... just want to be ridda ya
My pussy is dripping
On the dildo she's slipping
But this itching I got from Sylvia
There once was a lady from Yorkshire
Her Domme, Mistress Chlamydia
She told her... just want to be ridda ya
My pussy is dripping
Her sybian just arrived Fedex
Now needed no one else for sex
The options amazing
Sets her pussy ablazing
Sure as hell beats cybersex
Her Domme, Mistress Chlamydia
Her sybian just arrived Fedex
Now needed no one else for sex
The options amazing
A giddy young girl never cried
Even when she was tied
Always polite
And quite a sight
Especially when she's astride
Her sybian just arrived Fedex
A giddy young girl never cried
Even when she was tied
Always polite
There's nothing like a hand print of red
As I lie spread on the bed
Hands and legs tied tight
Who guessed my appetite?
There's nothing like a hand print of red
As I lie spread on the bed
Lynn's hand really warms up my bottom
As she comments "My this is awesome!"
"Had I known before,"
A Baker from old Monterey
Liked to work naked as a jay
Strayed too close to his knife
His fly was unzipped all the way
Which he kept opened up all day
No boxers or briefs
Nor a fig leaf
In the cold it near shriveled away
A Baker from old Monterey
An ugly old hag from East Philly
Who eschewed those things quite frilly
There was an orange man named trump
Whose comb-over ended up in a clump
The wings might even stall
And that's not the end of it all
Bouncing balls all around
Until we hit the ground
