Roses are red
I quickly confess
The talent on here
Does clearly impress
The charming stanzas
And such clever wit
Intimidates somewhat
I freely admit
But I promised Rob
I'd try really hard
To contribute sometime
But hardly a Bard
So should I stumble
And not rightly acquit
Please not to throw me
In the orchestra pit
Eager to learn
I’ll always persist
Feel free to correct
I won’t be pissed
Those who know me
Will eagerly swear
From bawdy poems
I do not spare
So, with delight
I’ll have a go
With hopes to bask
In the warm afterglow
The wings might even stall
And thats not the end of it all
The mile-high club is exclusive
With outcome quite conclusive
He once was an Air Force fly boy
Now Paul's fave toy is his stick of joy
Handled with skill
There was a plumber whose name was Bill
Who punctured his pipe with a drill
Too close to the table
Now he's no longer able
To fill with his pipe and not spill
He once was an Air Force fly boy
There was a plumber whose name was Bill
Who punctured his pipe with a drill
too close to the table
A door-to-door salesman called Mick
Traveled with a carved walking stick
Many housewives have seen his
Curved clock-wise it is
The fantasy of many men
To figure the where and the when
Of lighting Rob's fire
In need he is dire
Fun to see him beg time to time
A lady with style and poise
The fantasy of many men
To figure the where and the when
Of lighting Rob's fire
Rob probed for some inspiration
Gloria helped with some hesitation
Then Cas added a line
With hopes to consign
He replied I am a lucky guy
A little buggery is nice to come by.
My best girl can peg me
And the real thing it will be
As long as there's lube to apply
Rob probed for some inspiration
He replied I am a lucky guy
A little buggery is nice to come by.
Her boyfriend became quite upset
"Your panties contain a baguette!!!"
Are you a girl or a boy?
Not the time to be coy.
Her boyfriend became quite upset
"Your panties contain a baguette!!!"
'Twixt her legs was quite a surprise
A clit of remarkable size
A pleasure to lick
As big as a dick
A cranky old man called Dan
Had a strange little sore on his glans
Bumpy and red
Not likely to bed
A mountaineer needs a good rope
Without it there isn't much hope
Could break and cause a great fall
Or string a lover up on the wall.
A cranky old man called Dan
Had a strange little sore on his glans
A mountaineer needs a good rope
Without it there isn't much hope
In summer the dresses get shorter
And guys need athletic supporters
Activities outside
Leave little untried
A kindly old lady from East Park
Had only ever fucked in the dark
"What's the big deal?"
She worked only by feel
Complete satisfaction her hallmark.
A maiden of very high standing
A kindly old lady from East Park
Had only ever fucked in the dark
"What's the big deal?"
Out on the lawn she went naked
Some thought she was intoxicated
Weaved all around
Her sorrows she drowned
An effete young man from Crete
Was the cabin boy for the fleet
Hal said hey give it a try
But first i need to get high
They both smoked some weed
Things looked better Hal agreed
Hal said hey give it a try
But first i need to get high
Finally he found him a girl
He thought of her as his best pal
They became hot lovers
But quick to discover
A young buck from old Idaho
Was always ready to give it a go
A testosterone surge
One of the girls was from the Southwest
She embraced all her lovers with zest
Well-endowed or not
Flaccid or taut
You would think she was holding a rally
Waiting patiently for the finale
She thought "what could go wrong?"
feeling them pull aside her thong
You would think she was holding a rally
Waiting patiently for the finale
An ambitious hooker named Annie
Who was blessed with a sexy fanny
Would shake it for pay
Double rates for play
