With a mirror she contemplated
What appealed to the men that she dated
Was it the wart on her face
Or that she won the race
Most likely her holes perforated
Her boyfriend was really a putz
He laid alone with an erection
Aching for a sweet distraction
The heat of the meat
A well endowed chick heard the call
And ran breasts bouncing down the hall
Poked her own eye
Rob's favorite pastime was shtupping
Whilst Gloria's boobs he is cupping
He came from behind
Maisie knows what Daisy likes
So she tempts her with Oliver Sykes
Her panties tossed aside
So those fingers can glide
Worthy of a sketch by Vandyke
Rob's favorite pastime was shtupping
She hardly knew where to begin
A bounty of delicious pink skin
A buxom hot Milf from Chicago
Ordered a brand new Feeldoe
Her friends all came round
Lining up to be bound
Mary soon ran out of fingers
So she sought more finger slingers
Texted her friends
Do you wonder where Mary is now?
Last seen she was diddling a frau
When told 'Das ist gut'
Where her fingers were put
As many as space would allow
Mary soon ran out of fingers
Do you wonder where Mary is now?
Last seen she was diddling a frau
In search of more satisfaction
She conjured a great plan of action
A girl with a nice set of lungs
And a fondness for multiple tongues
Taught herself Greek
“ωμγ” she did shriek
A cute little dish wanted more
So she called on her brother-in-law
He stuffed where he could
As a good stuffer should
'till she leaked all over the floor
He was really a bit of a shmekele (check your Urban dictionary)
A cute little dish wanted more
So she called on her brother-in-law
He stuffed where he could
It would be a delight with Michelle
As to what I'd better not dwell
It might involve toys
Not likely boys
It would be a delight with Michelle
As to what I'd better not dwell
Lynn tried again with a mitten
But it really would not fit in
Then she tried some self-love
Heaven opened from above
Lynn tried again with a mitten
But it really would not fit in
She woke in the morn feeling frisky
After a night of dancing and whiskey
Someone said "open wide"
Paige in the nude would be a delight
Cute little booty and just the right height
A grope and a squeeze
X-ray specs are rather enticing
They reveal the cake and the icing
At times, TMI
Seashelle forgets to leave lines
Not just once, but all of the time
Other times she does two
But at times i do too
A lovely butt is alluring
A lovely heart is endearing
But a dripping vagina
There was a young girl named Gwen
Who "gave it up" down in the glen
I had a very sexy thought
No friends online so all for naught
But stories abound
A sexy girl went to a club
For a dance and a bit of a rub
A cute little babe from up north
Her lush pudenda brought forth
'Twas due for a trim
From navel to rim
Smooth and creamy, henceforth
A naughty young Sappho from Greece
A cute little babe from up north
Her lush pudenda brought forth
Can you hear the sea in Shelle?
As clear as the ring of a bell
It’s her siren call
But not heard by all
Listen hard, she's not going to yell
A dirty old man named Horatio
The touch of those lips together
Brought a tingle to region nether
The feeling is sublime
Lasting through halftime
