When Lyn shows up in a bikini
Yellow, polka dotted and teeny
Fashioned to attract
Sunbathing nude in the yard
Making the neighbor boys hard
A cute young lass named Jilly
Offered quite freely her 'lily'
With petals unfurled
He gazed 'twixt her legs with desire
T'was a view of which he would never tire
Inviting and pink
While sitting and strumming her guitar
She discovered something quite bizarre
She fretted and moaned
Her climax postponed
A busty girl strove to be fit
So she put on her gymnastics kit
But she forgot the bra
Like she would, hardy har
Causing her black and blue tits
While sitting and strumming her guitar
A sea shell by the sea shore
Found by a gay troubadour
She ogled her office supplies
The stapler would hardly be wise
With the merest flick of the wrist
Gave her nipples a wee bit of twist
Erect they sprang
She felt a sharp pang
So delightful she had to persist
She thought about piercing her nips
Quite a mix is Karen indeed
Satisfying her sexual need
Used any appendage
But the rash made her friend itch
And whatever became of that Swede?
Her 12-step program was working
Quite a mix is Karen indeed
Satisfying her sexual need
Used any appendage
He regarded her strap-on with unease
The poor boy, he went weak in the knees
Turned white as a ghost
Our country girl rolled in the hay
As 'dem good ole boys joined in the fray
A girl with a country twang
Was seeking a quickie bang
For to twang one must pluck
For a bang one must fuck
The Eskimo girl made a wish
If I could only find a knish
Quickly inside slipped her finger
Closed her eyes and let it liinger
Dreaming of a dick quite large
Or a finger from Marge
Should we on a schedule have sex
Just to remember who's next
She stretched out nude on the beach
For her suntan lotion she did reach
But it was the wrong tube
No protection from lube
In France girls do the Can Can
So much better than a Frenchman
And going commando
Is the way we demand, so
Much easier to see who's the best man
But if going that way's not your style
A lady from Spain was oft wet
With a fondness for a soft pet
A diddle or two
A man with an on-going erection
Would point when giving directions
Everyone stared
As he happily shared
A man with an on-going erection
Would point when giving directions
A muff is an article of clothing
And a pussy’s a cat. See, we know things!
But a pussy may be a muff
And a muff you can Fluff
And arouse when given some stroking
Some prefer pussies quite hairless
The belle of the ball had a bit much to drink
So she stripped off all but her mink
The attention she drew
And from what a crew
Me thinks with that mink there was kink
She squeezed that critter so tight
A knowing look, a quick touch..it began
Wine drunk, glass aside, needing both hands
Clothing cast off
Inhibitions to doff
At first she blushed at the sight
But then she decided she might
Hop on the pole
She wore a dress that showed off her curves
It never failed to tingle some nerves
She gave each a smile and a wink
And the promise of pink
A forlorn young chick had a plea
"Please take me over your knee"
An Eskimo I know called Nell
Treats strange men so wonderfully well
Once in her igloo
She used some glue
Kept them hangin' 'round quite a spell.
A cousin with notable skills
In a tight sixty-nine they curl
Sweet pink petals to unfurl
