There was a mademoiselle from Lyon
A graduate of the Sorbonne
He loves me with passionate fervor
Obvious to the casual observer
Though the girls here are all out of reach,
There's a few here I'm yearning to teach.
Depending on the subject
The 60s brought hemlines so high
That little was hid of the thigh
Mothers and daughters contested
The boys never protested
A cutie from near the Quad Cities
Proud of her splendid young titties
A doctor I met at a party
Whose carnal appetite was hearty
Snuck me away to a bed
Pierced by his masthead
A lady from just outside Dallas
Began feeling pangs of malice
Her feeldoe was damaged
Heidi had fun with Michelle
The noise landed them in jail
Both locked in the same cell.
What’s next? Who can tell.
They continued until they made bail.
A lady from just outside Dallas
Her outline the source of erections
Erections nearing perfection
Willies protuberant;
Members exuberant
A film-star was thought to be charming
Her perversions were truly alarming
Fruits were involved
But she was absolved
Since her smile was so disarming
Her outline the source of erections
A quiet young lass from County Cork
Spent a weekend with a woman from York
Use Tinder for finding a date
A lucky swipe might get you a mate
If tastes run extreme
And you want them to scream
Don't be one to equivocate
Speaking of things that will titillate
Use Tinder for finding a date
A lucky swipe might get you a mate
If tastes run extreme
May liked young men with very large cocks
Stretching her choochie in ways orthodox
A Domme with incredible skill
Met a sub with indomitable will
Give and take was sublime
A coed seduced by her tutor
Serenaded him while he screwed her
She sang while he howled
And then cried “Foul!”
"I expected more than frotteur."
The sign on the playroom was lit
Daring to match wit with wit
Entering she exclaimed
“Oh, the pain”
How delighted she was to submit
A Domme with incredible skill
There was a studly young man from Charlotte
Who often loved diddling a starlet
It’s Spring on campus and the dress is skimpy
Hormones in the air and sex is not scrimpy
Ogling hunks and chicks
All hoping for the perfect pick
And sometimes delightfully kinky
A matron from somewhere near Shreveport
There was another cutie from Yale
Whose charms were often for sale
And sell them she did
It only cost a quid
To Alpha Delts she always charged retail
Speaking of Frats and their penchant
There was another cutie from Yale
Whose charms were often for sale
When I meet Marisa Tomei
Attraction was there right away
Her husband Vinny
A delightful ninny
Still managed quite lovely foreplay
There once was a coed from Brown
When I meet Marisa Tomei
Attraction was there right away
A good start is key to a limerick
No need to make it fancy or slick
Just keep it brief
With bawdy motif
The cool salt mist awakened the lass
She reached for her vibe - the one made of glass
With multiple options for fun
Why stick with just one?
With so many to choose
Can't possibly lose
Mary was down to her last dime
She was hungry and it was almost nine
She robbed her child’s piggy bank
To put some gas in the tank
Nothing naughty fits in this rhyme
Sally's fingers were perpetually busy
A lover who’s good with their hands
Can cause stimulation of glands
The glands reach the brains
Via neurological lanes
Increasing the size of the glans
While teasing her rear with a feather
Autumn comes and so do the sweaters
Lush ladies snuggle and become heavy petters
Beneath the sweater - no bra
Nipples chafing..ooooh! aaaaah!
Gleefully encouraged by eager abettors
Thigh highs offer such an advantage
Her dress was tight and revealing
Ample bosom hardly concealing
All the men couldn't look away
The last safeguard frail lingerie
Her dress was tight and revealing
Ample bosom hardly concealing
