A sultry young lady from Spain
Whose sexual turn-on was pain
Bound to a table
With a length of cable
Ecstatic at the touch of a cane
This same lady boarded a train
A sultry young lady from Spain
Whose sexual turn on was pain
Bound to a table
The orgy was going quite well
Genitalia beginning to swell
A young lad from York liked to read
Of strict mistresses in corsets and tweed
His arousal sadistic
Two guys were comparing their length
One slightly longer by a tenth
“Last night,” said a lassie named Ruth
“I did it inside a phone booth.”
"Though the door was wide open"
"I was still hope'n"
"But next time I'll turn off the bluetooth"
A randy young lady from beantown
A guy called RB was seeking
And everywhere he was peeking
To his total surprise, he suddenly spied
A knothole to ride
But the splinters rendered him shrieking
"Last night," said a lassie named Ruth
Dawn's from the San Gabriel Valley
She had a best friend named Sally
Dawn said with a grin
A chic debutante from Manhattan
Preferred to dress in satin
Neither velvet nor silk
Could fulfill her posh ilk
Arriving in style was the game plan
She likes the subordinate role
And likes being bought and sold
But her Mistress refused
And that left her confused
While still being tied to a pole
She likes the subordinate role
Trusting and giving control
Never saying no
‘Twas on with the show
The result she could only extol
Dawn's from the San Gabriel Valley
She likes the subordinate role
Trusting and giving control
Anne wandered the streets, far from home
Seeking a Mistress from Reno to Rome
Her needs were not met
So the darling coquette
Surrendered control to a Y chromosome
A chic debutante from Manhattan
Anne wandered the streets, far from home
Seeking a Mistress from Reno to Rome
The dockyards of Hamburg, I'm told
Aren't ventured except by the bold
The timid do quiver
Church women are always so staid
But like others they somehow get laid
"Oh my God" they intone
There’s a girl from Kalamazoo
Who many a young man did pursue
Few she refused
There's a geisha in Northern Japan
Who's vagina hugged many a man
On the bed she lay with legs spread
You could see she's a natural redhead
Her eyes wild with lust
Prepared for the thrust
Mary hitched her skirt and turned to Bill
I got something here you need to fill
"Take your time," she implored
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A horny miss, seeking a mate
Realized that she was quite late (ambiguity expressly noted)
A bun in the oven
In Australia we all love a beer
And a Sheila to bring us some cheer
Around the old barbece
We fidget and stew
The effect on one's sex life severe
A gentleman from Sydney exclaimed
There was a young woman from York
Who all the boys wanted to pork
So agreeable was she
We return after all to Nantucket
To visit the man who could suck it.
The harbor evokes peace
The man brings release
And it all ends up in a bucket
There was a young woman from York
We return after all to Nantucket
To visit the man who could suck it
There’s consequences from elections
Our selections and our rejections
So go vote and be heard
Your choice not deferred
Gloria got on a roll
Her manic state hard to control
She turned in to a nymph
Mounting anything stiff
Gloria got on a roll
Her manic state hard to control
The seductive temptress from Norway
Wandered the fyords ever her own way
Rapt in lust filled thought
About the toys she just bought
She hoped they will work in Marseilles
The seductive temptress from Norway
Whose forte was delicious foreplay
With wet luscious lips
On her girlfriend's nips
Gives new meaning to "high holy day"
A young lady was once led astray
The seductive temptress from Norway
Wandered the fyords ever her own way
Rapt in lust filled thought
What her talents had wrought
The seductive temptress from Norway
Whose forte was delicious foreplay
With wet luscious lips
And flexible hips
The seductive temptress from Norway
Whose forte was marvelous foreplay
There once was a girl from Brazil
Who felt she was over the hill
Men rarely addressed her
But ladies she'd succour
A limerick can survive misdirection
Even if the writer has an erection
But whether erect or wet
Most certainly you can bet
Strict meter of ribald injection
There once was a gal from Brazil
