A gentleman and a lady strolled along the Thames
Speaking of dildos and butt plugs with gems
The lady knew love when she saw it,
Her prowess won many a plaudit.
With skill so sublime,
She kept men in line
At her mercy they're quick to admit
A winsome dowager from Kent
The lady knew love when she saw it,
Her prowess won many a plaudit
With skill so sublime
Gloria and Moll met at the shore
Without an inkling of what was in store
Wondering where this might lead
But a desire to succeed
Her temperament and high school did not mix
So little time and so many chicks
So she wandered the halls
Wrote her name in the stalls
Her temperament and high school did not mix
So little time and so many chicks
She wandered alone by the lake's frozen shore
Her cold lips wishing she'd worn more
A huge gust and she shivered
Frozen solid she figured
She wandered alone by the lake's frozen shore
Her cold lips wishing she'd worn more
Dolly wandered the hills of Simmental
Her yearnings quite elemental
She searched and she scavenged
For delights yet imagined
Dolly wandered the hills of Simmental
Her yearnings quite elemental
Gloria_R likes difficult rhymes
Perverse delight in painful lines
The Lush guys are true gentlemen,
Though it seems few of them are genuine
Have to kiss alotta frogs
In this quagmire of hogs
Before they can enter the playpen
A libidinous lass from Fort Lauderdale
The Lush guys are true gentlemen,
Though it seems few of them are genuine
Have to kiss alotta frogs
The Lush guys are true gentlemen,
Sensitive, kind and noble men.
A lass with small nipples so pink
Drew them bigger and darker with ink
Resembling ripe cherries
As the nights start drawing in
There are longer nights for sin
Nestling together before a fire
Bodies and minds full of desire
Its all about when to begin
A lass with small nipples so pink
When the leaves start falling
And your wardrobe needs overhauling
Put away the bikinis
Unpacking the Cividinis
The ladies of certain persuasion
Were dressed for a sensual occasion
Sans knickers and shame
they were up for the game
Their activities quite rabelaisian
A coed from MIchigan State
The ladies of certain persuasion
Were dressed for a sensual occasion
Sans knickers and shame
Moll was resting in her sunroom
Nothing to do, the day was humdrum
She was surprised with a guest
Happily not a pest
Pleasant endings we all shall assume
The ladies of certain persuasion
A harlot from down around Brighton
Walking the beach was suddenly frightened
When a client she knew
Shouted "mind the queue"
Dicalguy practiced art, origami
Those fiddly folds drove him barmy
He adroitly configures
Eeyores and Tiggers
But wait till you see his salami
A harlot from down around Brighton
Dicalguy practiced art, origami
Those fiddly folds drove him barmy
Adroitly he shapes
Ms. Gloria is such a dear
but messed up a limerick, I fear
Her Error can be forgiven
We all make them, it's a given
Nothing to do but drink beer
Dicalguy practiced art, origami
Ms. Gloria is such a dear
but messed up a limerick, I fear
From Kalamazoo to Karakul
Her behavior a little bit screwy
Her lovemaking style
Brought lines by the mile
From Kalamazoo to Karakul
Her behavior a little bit screwy
There is a lovely lady called Lynwit
A lady's who's far from a dimwit
she will lush all day
in a keyboard ballet
It's a fact that the girls here in Lush
On LynnWitt all have a crush
so alluring her wit
Lush is a playground
Where naughty girls and boys abound
One never is certain
Who's behind the curtain
Though delights are still profound
The hirsute young lass from Spokane
Was not in the mood for a man
