Lush is a playground
Where naughty girls and boys abound
One never is certain
Gloria had a sweet smile
As wide as a crocodile
Each white tooth a must
Enjoying each thrust
As she thought of it once in a while
The hirsute young lass from Spokane
Gloria had a sweet smile
As wide as a crocodile
Each white tooth a must
Enjoying each thrust
With fingers delightfully slick
She rubbed them on his dick
He gently kissed her
At the ready to enter
"I'm only your sex-toy", he cried
Though his dick be quite ossified
4 hours later and still hard
He shot a cubic yard
Yet mounted again, dignified
With fingers delightfully slick
"I'm only your sex-toy", he cried
Though his dick be quite ossified
The glistening folds of her quim
Never breached just on a whim
A buxom young student named Claire
Spent many hours shaping her pubic hair
Her mound nearly bald
The Valley Girl of San Fernando
Loved to go commando
"Fer sure" was the mantra
But I said I want ya
To the bedroom she moved, affrettando.
There once was a young flight attendant
The Valley Girl of San Fernando
Loved to go commando
"Fer sure" was the mantra
There comes a time in the morning
When I reach for that coffee, still yawning,
The itch still unscratched
All of Tinder unmatched
Back to bed the urges are calling
The Valley Girl of San Fernando
There comes a time in the morning
When I reach for that coffee, still yawning,
The itch still unscratched
I stared at the jut of her bust.
She told him to stare if he must.
With nipples projecting
A plumber from eastern Kentucky
Earned himself the nickname Lucky.
As he would grin ear to ear
Watching himself in a mirror
Everything came out just ducky
A woman of some ill repute
Pat was in the garden planting flowers
Pondering her sexual powers
Then she got stung by a bee
Where no one could see
Delaying her pleasure for hours
A plumber from eastern Kentucky
Pat was in the garden planting flowers
Pondering her sexual powers
Two young folks took a ride in a car
It was Adele and Lucky, how bizarre!
Knickers off and feeling breezy
The farmer's wife tended the chicks
All the while thinking of dicks
Dical was a good guy
To be pleasant he always would vie
His humor would bring smiles
With multifarious styles
Dical was a good guy
To be pleasant he always would vie
t was Ardents turn to write
but she had a terrible plight
With fingers so slick
The keys wouldn't click
Typing took most of the night
There once was a harlot from Trent
It was Ardents turn to write
but she had a terrible plight
With fingers so slick
The lass was from far away
Over lads she held much sway
With a finger flick, the men would come
Her treasure deep they wished to plumb
This limerick game is getting tricky
When the fingers get so sticky
Tending verse while so engaged
This woman had a precious pearl
Which craved a delightful twirl
Many wanted to please her
Their fingers to tease her
I heard of this dude in Ohio
Who claimed his cum tasted like pie dough
All his yeast came from beer
Of that it was clear
I hear Arizona is hot
Stay in the shade being taught
The heat is quite dry
As my thighs testify
There once was lush from Kentucky
Who thought drinking bourbon was yucky
Now tequila instead
Would put her to bed
There was an old nudist from France
Who didn't waste time with romance
Got himself hard
Then shouted "En Garde!"
And poked any hole he could chance
The Lady from upstate New York
A girl I know teases and flirts
Often losing her shirts and her skirts
