Said Roger, "ready or not...
My aim is not what it ought."
Aside from these words of advice
Endeavor to always play nice
Use plenty of lube
In matters concerning the heart
Get off to a healthy start
Be wary of secrets
And cross-country ski kits
Or fuck in aisle ten at the Walmart
Aside from these words of advice
But she was thrilled, displayed for so many
My God, there had to be twenty
Tugging down the panties of her lover
Her treasure about to uncover
A well endowed girl wore a necklace
Of seminal fluid, how reckless!!
Gobs slid down her breasts
Confounding all her guests
A well endowed girl wore a necklace
Of seminal fluid, how reckless!!
During sex my neighbour’s wife does howl
Which sends Ping out on a prowl
Straight to her window
She screams in voice low
"Never again with that nasty old owl"
Ping's tumescent member, notwithstanding
A wild young hussy from Kent
Had a boyfriend whose penis was bent
"If only his mind were
As bent as his spur"
Snow falls quietly onto the moonlit lake
Lovers near the fire, their thirst they slake
Bodies entwined
Who will follow, she wonders, as he drips from her cunt
Likely a Frenchman on another treasure hunt
There was a harlot from Chicago
Not interested in quid pro quo
It was cash up front
Just to be blunt
There was a harlot from Chicago
Not interested in quid pro quo
Men seem often to have "morning wood"
Oft from dreaming of what he could
Awakening hard
Played his only card
Such things lead often to parenthood
Impressive though it might be
Men seem often to have "morning wood"
Oft from dreaming of what he could
awakening hard
Lonely Joe met a streetwalker
She turned out to be quite a talker
She never shut up
She wandered the upper peninsula
Where the cold can make one insular
Searching for a young man
To help with her plan
She sorts her sex toys
Some for girls, some for boys
Some are equal for both
Promoting interpersonal growth
All producing great joy
The lady could fit two or three
Once home she continues her quest
Of choosing the toy that is best
Short and fat, long and thin
Some single, some twin
With a butt-plug inserted, she's driving
At each stop light she's close to arriving
A squirm and a clench
Such a hot needy wench
Satisfaction she's bent on deriving
Once home she continues her quest
Roses are red
Tease that I am
Serves but to entice
That libidinous lamb
His return to the forum
Is what I seek
In this virtual world
I’d offer a peek
Should the fox go to ground,
Safe in her burrow
Relentless he’d be
In seeking her furrow
But RB’s euphony
Notwithstanding
I have a hunch
No seeds he’d be planting
He’s done the math
That felicific calculus
Don’t think he’ll stray
From reciting the Angelus
So tease I’ll continue
With a sexual flair
Exhorting his return
From my virtual lair
With a butt-plug inserted, she's driving
At each stop light she's close to arriving
Roses are red
To my eternal ruination
How I miss Rob’s wailing
And brooding supplication
He “talks the talk”
So ribald and provoking
Just wondering now
Which chicken he’s choking
A burr under the saddle
And to some inimical
But enjoyable to me
And really quite whimsical
Thinking aloud
Would he dare balk?
Should the offer arise
Would he “walk the walk?”
Incessant pursuit
Tumescence abounding
For his own dulcinea,
A most glorious pounding
Reclining most impish
With furtive glance
Dare I taunt him?
Suggesting the smallest of chance
What if I offered
A furrow to plow?
A warm, velvet tunnel
To soothe stymied brow?
Remains to be seen
If he pick up the gauntlet
A person of action
Or simply a prophet
Awake from your slumber
Arise, look around
Act now before the
Fox goes to ground
A lissome young lass from Lyon
Went on a spree of buyin'
To the sex shop she went
Une boutique pas elegante
Maxed every card that she owned
One gizmo she really enjoyed
In a MAGA hat flyover state
Maggie never lacked for a date
But the caliber of men
Made CNN
In a MAGA hat, flyover state
Maggie never lacked for a date
An RNC slut
As they slipped in each side of the bed
Neither sure which one was being led
Hope reigns eternal
His next work will be of his cock
On the side of Macy's for all to gawk
A painter whose name was Jose
Put his masterpiece on display
On stands and on walls
He's got some balls
Roses are red
It’s been a while
Since I’ve stopped by
To collect a smile
Schedule and life
Seems to intrude
Contributing thoughts –
They simply elude
That enjoyable flower
Who is so loco
Has suffered a case
Of misplaced mojo
His wit clearly missed
Certainly by me
Though some, it seems
Disposed to disagree
Clever, naughty remarks
His stock and trade
Though some with thin skin
Not easily swayed
Different themes
Always wise cracking
Injecting variety
Where sometimes lacking
A delight it would be
Should he rebound
Poking fun at us all
In this lovely playground
Erotic art adorned her walls
From simple coitus to masked balls
Her guests were aghast
At what she'd amassed
Copied from the stalls at the malls
A painter whose name was Jose