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Gloria_R
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 51
United States

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Girls having fun in a pile
Are guaranteed to raise a smile
Absent are dicks
This girl harbored lots of envy
For things which weren’t as they might be
To plastic surgeon she went
To turn her sweater into a douple tent
Now she has offers, quite plenty

But now she is sorry she did it
Poor Mary would freely perspire
Ruining her naughty, sexy attire
But she didn't fret
In her pearls and twin set
Obeyed as Mistress did require

Sweet Mary could only submit
Roses are red
I’m always amazed
At Rob’s cool demeanor
Not the least bit fazed

The patience of Job
Of biblical dimension
Rob sits back
Without any tension

His wily ways
So shrewd and sly
Baits the hook
Then waits nearby

An unsuspecting damsel
His aplomb so alluring
Will spring the trap
Her gratitude enduring
I felt her hand slip 'twixt my legs
Tough quite against Navy regs
In port, once the sailors all leave
And every ho they’ve heaved
All get together
No matter the weather
Their sexual frustration to relieve

One of the ladies did balk
Roses are red
Embarrassed was I
In flagrante delicto
My ass in the sky

Telling myself
“it just didn’t matter”
Didn’t catch his name
Through all the clatter

Truth be told
My focus was elsewhere
What happened down south
Was a blur and a “don’t care”

Your caution is noted
But no promises made
Might be more prudent
If I stayed home and prayed

But now and again
My thoughts turn lusty
And need exercise
Before things get dusty

I like the idea
Of a room just for two
With lovely descriptions
And a few drops of dew

Trust is all there
Nary an issue
Find us a spot
And bring along tissue

Backrub, foot rub…
All runs together
Something to do
In inclement weather
His ship sailed away, his wife ashore stayed
While he was away, she played
Other wives left behind
Were also inclined
She drove further north for a lark
Arriving soon at Epsom Park
In the park are wonderful sights
To tantalize all appetites
Specially a grope after dark

After stripping they'd all gather 'round
Her breasts heaved as she panted quite wildly
Her clitty being teased quite lightly
With tremors sublime
A buxom young Montreal miss
On the verge of a moment of bliss
With both hands he grasped his hard shaft
Truth be told he was feeling quite daft
A fire hose it's not
I'll be your toy boy" he told her
She replied, "You a decent masseur?"
My cliterous exclaimed one day
"I'm beginning to wear away"
"This constant abuse"
A charming young schoolmarm from Reading
Known for her thighs quickly spreading
Her fingers sought out her rose for play
She knew that she would not say nay
Her ass in the air
On the last day of 2019
For intimacy she was keen
So there in the bed
With my hands on her head
Starting the new year pristine

Her lover was quite a machine
A cute little redhead from Oslo
Liked her man to start slow
But before she was 'ready'
He was lifting her teddy
Not even a frickin' "hello"

This redhead took forever to cum
Santa is, indeed, a right jolly old elf
Old geezer so full of himself
Cuddling by the fire, her lips on his cock
Unabashed glee as relatives gawked
Tis Christmas so she spread her good cheer.
Though the weather was rather severe
Her coochie with frostbite
On the night before Christmas, my true love gave to me
A rule book of limerick poetry
Twelve horny elves
Santa told the girl who was willing
Your Christmas will be so fulfilling
It's said that Pliny the Elder
Was learned like no other feller
He traveled and wrote
"Little Shop of Toys" it was called
The service was rather ribald
Clothes left at the door
Fritz met a hot Frau named Johanna
The things she could do with a banana
Robs erection was quite ungainly
She said "That thing just wont entertain me"
There's a right-angle bend
And something odd on the end
Janine flashed her boobs to young Mark
Whose arousal was quick and stark
Crimson and throbbing
Roses are red
Thought I’d stop by
To wish one and all
A warm yuletide “hi”

How I miss the swapping
Of crisp naughty verse
Especially those lines
Which are mildly perverse

Wish I had time
For further contribution
But more frequent visits
Might require absolution

But I’ll do what I can
To pop in time to time
And hop on the bodies
Thusly entwined