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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States
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Force of Nature
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings to all who enter confused by Monday coming on a Tuesday.
Felix, good to hear your points -- BUT -- please save the fire bombs, in the form of personal attacks, for the, Think Tank. Grace, play nice and remember 'Be Kind to
Dumb Animals Week' will be showing up before long, hopefully.
Do believe a second mug of Curvy's caffeinated elixir (by way of, Big Bertha) along with another brownie or two is in my immediate future. Anybody else need a drink?
Sorry, Bill. I will try my best to play nice with the dumb animal.
Force of Nature
Quote by fuzzy1954
Hello Bill I be happy to have a cup of coffee with you...
Hey!! look over there as I pinch your brownie and stuff it in my mouth....
How about some Miles to calm and start the day??
So What
A super way to start a day. Or end one.
Where is Terrance? He prefers my cleavage to an apron.
Coffee would be good.
Force of Nature
Quote by Magical_felix
Three fucking days before changing the shit box? Would you take three days to flush your toilet? No. Assuming you have indoor plumbing, fuck.
You know what doesn’t add up? You make it sound like these are outdoor cats on a farm or ranch but guess what, outdoor cats don’t use a shit box. It just doesn’t add up. You keep them all in a house. And you change their box every THREE FUCKING DAYS.
Shame.
*ding ding*
Shame.
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SHAME!
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You are a miserable prick. I never said or implied that my cats are outdoor cats. Outdoor cats around here live two years or less, not anywhere up to twenty-five.
There are two main factors which determine how much use a cat box can handle, material and humidity. Wood pellets create a very cat-friendly material because unlike clay the sawdust does not clump. As long as the sawdust is not wet the cat can do its business without getting wet feet. in the desert, the litter stays drier longer. After four days the litter still smells of wood, not urine, and it is not heavy, but I feel that is cutting it close.
Cats which are expected to use litter that is regularly allowed to become over-used tend to suffer from renal complaints. They look unhealthy and do not normally live up to twenty-five years.
My cats are healthy and well treated. They should no longer be considered any of your business.
Now shut the fuck up and let the grownups talk.
Force of Nature
Quote by Magical_felix
So, so what. Is she renting a fucking mansion on a few acres? No, she isn’t. There is no way that having that many cats in a house is humane. You say I’m being mean? Well having that many cats in one place is cruel. And she’s being pretty mean to the owner of that house. Probably penetrated with cat urine because without a doubt those litter boxes are disgusting. Over 8 cats.... it would be a full time job to keep those litter boxes clean. I bet some are missing eyes n shit. I have never in my life seen an instance, wether it be in person or in a documentary or anywhere, where that many cats in one place lived a stress free, clean and happy life. What a nightmare.
Mean... mean my ass. Hoarding cats is mean. It’s beyond mean. It’s totally cruel.
One fucking cat, or two, maybe, maybe if you have no job besides taking care of those cats, three.
Over eight? Get the fuck out with your mean bullshit.
You fucking wanker.
Let's deal with my landlord first. My house was scheduled for demolition before I showed up. I have improved it in the last ten years. Replumbed it, put a new roof on it, rewired parts, replaced parts of the floor and replaced the well pump. I have two houses, a barn and three sheds sitting on ten acres. Even if I destroy the place he has lost nothing.
I use stove pellets for litter for several reasons. Stove pellets turn to sawdust when wet, and if not overused smell like wood. The sawdust is biodegradable and light. There are six litterboxes. each of which lasts three days. It takes me ten minutes to change two boxes. So fuck your full-time job garbage.
I have had one one-eyed cat in my entire life, and he turned up that way. The health of my animals is in part a consequence of their lives before turning up on my porch. Those who arrive healthy generally stay healthy. I have had cats live well into their twenties.
Quote by GraceW
Four dogs, all rescues, and I think twenty-five cats, mostly rescues. I say I think twenty-five because I can't get them all to stay in one room while I count them. The dogs range from four to twelve years. One cat is fifteen, one is at least twelve, and one is very old. His sister died of extreme old age recently. They turned up eight years ago looking elderly then. The rest of the cats are between three and nine.
The biggest dog weighs about seventy pounds and says she is a lap dog. One of the cats, a beautiful long-haired tortoiseshell, is glued to my thigh when I am writing because I protect her.
We cook for them twice a day, to the tune of $300+ per month. Love is not cheap.
Notice we do not feed our animals cheap crap, another example of my cruelty, I suppose. Kibble costs half what we pay for their food, but it's toxic.
The old man is sitting in front of me right now. He has not changed a bit in the eight years he's been with me.
Don't you _ever_ accuse me of cruelty again. You haven't got a fucking clue, you asshole.
Force of Nature
Four dogs, all rescues, and I think twenty-five cats, mostly rescues. I say I think twenty-five because I can't get them all to stay in one room while I count them. The dogs range from four to twelve years. One cat is fifteen, one is at least twelve, and one is very old. His sister died of extreme old age recently. They turned up eight years ago looking elderly then. The rest of the cats are between three and nine.
The biggest dog weighs about seventy pouns and says she is a lap dog. One of the cats, a beautiful long-haired tortoiseshell, is glued to my thigh when I am writing because I protect her.
We cook for them twice a day, to the tune of $300+ per month. Love is not cheap.
The biggest dog weighs about seventy pouns and says she is a lap dog. One of the cats, a beautiful long-haired tortoiseshell, is glued to my thigh when I am writing because I protect her.
We cook for them twice a day, to the tune of $300+ per month. Love is not cheap.
Force of Nature
I am afraid I will not have an entry in the present competition. I went a little bit, and by little bit I mean humongously, over the top. I am grateful I did not have my keyboard confiscated in perpetuity.
I'll be back soon with something a little less offensive. Meanwhile, may I please have a pot of tea?
I'll be back soon with something a little less offensive. Meanwhile, may I please have a pot of tea?
Force of Nature
Quote by nicola
So jealous!
I want to own my own place and to have little rascals around the place. Just been told I have to move again from my rental place. This time, the owners who promised a long-term let have reneged and after less than 2 years I have to move again.
I'm so sick of renting. But where needs must ...
Good luck in your home hunt. I hope you can find a landlord like mine. He pretends he thinks I only have eight cats.
There was a store in Toronto many years ago called Pussies Galore. I used to hang around there as much as I thought they would tolerate. They had a pair of ocelots for a while. Margays too if I remember rightly.
Force of Nature
I was never bi-curious. My first sexual experience was with a girl. The Eyes Have It tells how it happened. I enjoyed sex with males and females for twelve years until #2, the shit, turned me off men. I am hoping to one day revert to my natural state, bi. Of course, to do that I will have to get over being nauseous if a man tries to be intimate with me.
