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Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 75
United States

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As Good as You've Been to This World - Nick Gravenites
Quote by Twisted_Skald
Dances into the bar,


ding dong the witch is in.

could I please have a coffee, cream no sugar. and a back rub. and a paddling.
Quote by TerriMedic


Shaping up to be a good old fashioned pissing contest. Bonus point for cursive. Hand or no hands? Contestants prime yourselves.


if willum's name is in my handwriting, which way does that count?
Quote by TerriMedic


Shaping up to be a good old fashioned pissing contest. Bonus point for cursive. Hand or no hands? Contestants prime yourselves.


if willum's name is in my handwriting, which way does that count?
Quote by TerriMedic


Shaping up to be a good old fashioned pissing contest. Bonus point for cursive. Hand or no hands? Contestants prime yourselves.


if willum's name is in my handwriting, which way does that count?
Quote by TerriMedic


Shaping up to be a good old fashioned pissing contest. Bonus point for cursive. Hand or no hands? Contestants prime yourselves.


if willum's name is in my handwriting, which way does that count?
i've been dropping the hint for years now. subtlety has got me nowhere, so ... let's fuck.
Quote by TerriMedic
Irish bartender and Irish whiskey missing. Puts on my Dick Tracy watch /radio Ponders the circumstances Buys Xander a round


it's good to see you here in the best dive in the known universe.

i can't help you with the irish barmaid, she pays me no nevermind. the Irish whiskey, on the other hand, is easy. just whap james upside his head - not too hard or he might like it - and he'll give up the bottle.

coffee please, cream no sugar. I'm on a promise tonight so I need to stay awake.
the irishman

we're going to need bigger guns. much bigger fucking guns.
michelle, if you aren't going to spank me at least you can dance with me. in fact, everybody grab a partner and dance.

little feat - dixie chicken


coffee please, cream no sugar.

kimmie, I don't do prayers, but good vibes and well wishes aplenty are headed your way.
Quote by sprite
Gave Terreance a makeover this morn...




my god, sweetie, he's gorgeous.


can I interest you in a little experiment, since you have the equipment? the next time a man annoys you, persuade him that you forgive him. fondle him and gently insert a metal sound in his urethra. then you need to tase the sound.

i would suggest james because he's frequently getting in trouble and is gullible.
i don't know dua, but i hear she keeps her other half in an iron maiden.
Quote by VioletVixen
I'm not sure I want to reveal all my dirty secrets so easily.


how about if I clean you first with a tongue bath?
i wanted to take industrial arts but was told I had to take home ec. i left school at 15 and was an emancipated hippie.
Quote by sprite
if anyone wants to put me in their story as a crazed cosplayer who dresses up as Disney princesses while going on a crime spree is more than welcome.


rats. I'm halfway through that very story. npw everyone is going to do it.
now that's just cruel. how am i supposed to make that choice?

pickup or compact car?