At least the rope will be tight, Fred.
Where was the romance in one's husband letting his drunken buddies one? No wooing, no foreplay, just pick a hole and slam it in.
I doubt that I would ever pay for sex. It's not any sort of principle, I would be too busy giving it away.
Butt full of water for my horse.
Nobody tells me nuttin. Congrats sweetie. and a repeat of your birthday prezzie.
I have to go up on a roof, must dash. The best I can offer is seven kisses, one for each cheek and one for each hole. And my love.
I have to go up on a roof, must dash. The best I can offer is seven kisses, one for each cheek and one for each hole. And my love.
MisterE36, you weren't there when I started. Of course, I need to know. First, that you are male, that's one strike against you. However, you are a Paddy, that counts in your favour. Latte for both of us sounds good.
Did somebody mention treats? They probably aren't good for me, but the one thing I can never resist is temptation. Oh, correction, two things I can't resist. E is the other. Tea, please.
Fun fun fun till my daddy takes the Tbird away.
Sorry to rattle your cage again, Mr Foreskin, but I forgot to order. Some apple juice would be nice if you have some, but orange juice will be fine if you don't. Thank you.
We need a special tart drink, but coffee will be fine for now.
Around my friends, I feel good.
No hope of seeing the light under the bed.
I know it's not on the menu, but hug