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Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
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Quote by Joannem310
People who can't properly use certain words, as shown on this handy meme.


Add to those annoyances:

Assure = fucking promise to do it
Ensure = fucking do it
Insure = fucking compensate if it's not done
Quote by kiera
I wanted to have an MMF threesome, so I had an MMF threesome. To say I was disappointed would be an understatement. I want a redo.


You deserve a redo. Personally, I preferred FFM. Two women can tease the poor sod for hours, but he will never forget the incredible time he had. MMF can still be fun though. Here are a few guidelines.

1) This is your journey, they are transport.
2) They should be good looking.
3) No homophobes. They must not be afraid to touch each other.
4)They must be experienced or willing to learn.
5) If you are not having fun bite off their willies and beat them to death.
Where was the romance in one's husband letting his drunken buddies one? No wooing, no foreplay, just pick a hole and slam it in.
I doubt that I would ever pay for sex. It's not any sort of principle, I would be too busy giving it away.
Nobody tells me nuttin. Congrats sweetie. and a repeat of your birthday prezzie.

I have to go up on a roof, must dash. The best I can offer is seven kisses, one for each cheek and one for each hole. And my love.
I have to go up on a roof, must dash. The best I can offer is seven kisses, one for each cheek and one for each hole. And my love.
MisterE36, you weren't there when I started. Of course, I need to know. First, that you are male, that's one strike against you. However, you are a Paddy, that counts in your favour. Latte for both of us sounds good.
Did somebody mention treats? They probably aren't good for me, but the one thing I can never resist is temptation. Oh, correction, two things I can't resist. E is the other. Tea, please.
Quote by Lokis_Sidekick
Over beers at a bar yes.


Make mine juice and you are on.
Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS



That I got to set up drums and play at Guitar Center for an hr. My drums live at my parents home as where I live we can't make much noise. Nobody bothered me and that was perfect. Got to play ARISE by SEPULTURA and many more noise.




I am happy you got to do that.
Quote by The_Goodwill_Hunter


Not passing.


Oh yes you will. A wide berth if you please.

E, in a heartbeat.
Sorry to rattle your cage again, Mr Foreskin, but I forgot to order. Some apple juice would be nice if you have some, but orange juice will be fine if you don't. Thank you.
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Two flagons of wine for Hannah and Julie. Hope you have a great weekend, Ms J.

Night, Tonya. Better go easy on that Nyquil. Don't want tonight's snooze to turn into "The Long Sleep" (I'm in a Raymond Chandler mood this evening)

Buz, I agree that it's would be rank discrimination to keep a brothel owner from running for office just because he happens to have entered 'Past Tense' land. I mean to say, my sainted grandpoppa, a hardcore, 'yellow dog', Roosevelt Democrat, reportedly voted three times for Truman back in '48. That otherwise routine non-event was made a bitt special by the fact the gentleman had died back in '46.

I'm gonna set out a mug full of hot chocolate for Sara who should be checking in any time now. What about the rest of you?



Tonya, I was just thinking that myself. Have a spliff instead, it's healthy and does a better job.

If the brothel owner wins it won't of course be a precedent. I'm mindful of John Ashcroft losing to a dead guy. Since nobody else wanted him W appointed him Attorney General.
Quote by etairay

What to eat ..banana cake ..chocolate fudge ..ginger crunch slice


You do have serious concerns. It's a very hard choice, but I think I'd go for the ginger crunch slice.
Quote by avrgblkgrl
Happiness is...


meeting you for the first time. If you ever find yourself wanting a fat old white woman who will give you the time of your life I'll be waiting for you.
We need a special tart drink, but coffee will be fine for now.