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Quote by apptobebad


Love it!!!

Flush twice, it's a long way to Washington.
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I was originally on the wrong page looking at the wrong avatar and said Male. I edited it.

Catch
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Kiss all four cheeks and three holes, then we'll see where we go from there.
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Sarchasm

the difference in meaning between the literal interpretation of a sarcastic statement and the intended meaning.
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Oops. Sorry, Natalya.

Lucious.

(Looking, not touching.)
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Would someone be kind enough to buy a lady an orange juice? Since I see no lady wanting orange juice you could buy it for me instead.

Ya know, this bar somehow reminds me of Callahan's.
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Quote by sprite


going to need to fill out form LS-1443-22 and provide 3 character witnesses for starters...


I am raiding the fridge as we speak, so I'm filling out nicely. All I need now is three people to stand up and vouch for my character, good or bad.
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Quote by MollyDoll
I currently have the attention span of a gnat


I don't know where he gets it from, but my husband says I have the attention span of a goldf

Oh boy! Fish food!
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Quote by MollyDoll


Well hello, pretty lady. You're remembering that time when we got into the liquor cabinet and... Well, that's not the story for here.


Of course it is. There is no such thing as "not the story for here."

JOIN ME PLEASE FOLKS. Dish. Dish. Dish. Dish. Dish. Dish. Dish. Dish. Dish. Dish. Dish. Dish.
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And speaking of wishes, what are the chances of employing a couple of sultry Irish barmaids? Okay, they don't need to be Irish, but well built and with loose morals would be nice. Anything to relieve the tedium of your (I did NOT say ugly) mug' day after day, Mr Foreskin.
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nOW THAT i'VE FOUND MY (damn cats with the cat lock) glasses I see I failed to make my wishes known vis-a-vis beverage. A pot of some tea-like beverage please barkeep.
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Quote by sprite


You don't have toast privileges


How, out of curiosity, if one wanted toast privileges, would one go about obtaining said privileges? Not that I would necessarily want such privileges, but I would hate to, like poor LYFBUZ, be told to sling my hook should I develop a sudden, overwhelming urge for toast.
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Anyone who uses one of my favourite words for myself can't be all bad. Yes.
Although I probably should not incorrige you.
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