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Force of Nature
Quote by kiera
I love you all and now I'm off to order a cricket bat from Amazon
When you get it, seriously consider batting for our team for a change. I'm not saying we are all perfect, but most of us will cause you less trouble in the long run.
Kisses on all four cheeks.
Force of Nature
Quote by vanessa26
I have been meaning to come in here....I just always put it off
but with this month being a insanly bad month for me...I thought why not
( I apologize for how long this in advance )
Look at your avatar. Note how strong and self-confident she is. She is not some stranger you pulled off a webpage, but one of your inner selves. She's there to guide you when it all comes crashing around your ears. Next time you feel overwhelmed just ask yourself, "What would my avatar do?" It's not a universal panacea, but like as not she'll give you a little nudge, and it will help.
Oh, another thing that will help, since you are into old movies, is the Ealing Comedies. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ealing_comedies Especially I recommend Kind Hearts and Coronets, The Lavender Hill Mob, and The Ladykillers.
Force of Nature
Quote by DarkSide
Bloody hell, just came out of the loo in this place and I'm surprised people are still alive. Have you seen the state it's in, Rumps. Something needs to be done. It's shit! Any form of watersports would improve the place. I'm never going in there again, and I will have to hold my bladder for as long as it takes to get home in future.
Now I understand why people leave early.
Before I go though. I would like to say how much I enjoyed that flash competition. Absolutely brilliant. So, when does the toaster get christened. If there's a comp in SS then count me in too.
Now can I have one for the road please, and two to get over the smell in that loo.
I have never figured out what you gentlemen do in the lavie. Sometimes I think you just stand in the doorway and hose the place down, but that does not explain the bowl full of TP or the piles of paper towels by the basin. I won't go near the facilities in here. I squat beside my car in the parking lot. People assume I'm sitting on someone's face.
That being said, I'll be back shortly. Orange juice please barkeep.
PS: Did I hear there were to be bouncing boobies? I hope I didn't miss them. I don't want to get mine out right now.
Force of Nature
Quote by kiera
Thank you, this really means a lot.
I did consider telling his wife when he first did it, Rach can vouch for that. I decided against it though because people so often shoot the messenger. I pretty much stopped hanging around with her after that. I know to some I might sound silly for being upset over this but I've spent the last 2.5 years picking up the pieces of what was the clusterfuck of my life, and I've been doing it well. I'm nowhere near ready for another relationship and never with a married man.
Thanks again, I really appreciate this xo
You are right, we tarts always get the blame. She would ask him and he would say "That dumb fucking broad is lying honey, she came on to me. I think she wants to break us up. You know I love you." Or something equally preposterous. In my case, the "widower's" wife tried to stab me for my troubles.
So yes, stay away from the lying sack if at all possible, and maybe keep a cricket bat handy. Practice that rising swing. Go for the nuts. Always go for the nuts.
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Quote by Master_JonathanI'm not looking to hire them, I want a fuck. Several would be nice, then we can start thinking about a possible long-term relationship.
Personally, I think the number of sexual partners you have should be like the number of jobs you have. To demonstrate would you hire a guy (or girl) who had a bunch of different jobs, or someone who held the same job for a number of years? Most prospective employers are looking for long-term employees and you should look for a long-term sex partner.
Quote by Master_JonathanThat would be pretty much all the women and most of the men.
It's not the number of partners you've done; it's the number of partners you've done WELL!
As for my number, I lost count, I don't know it. I would not lie if I did.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin(belch) There were jalapeno poppers.
There's also a plate full of jalapeno poppers
Quote by RumpleForeskinI believe I am every bit as fine a licker as Brandy, maybe better.
Brandy and other fine lickers.
Darjeeling is another fine tea.
There was more, but I just got Shanghaied for an interview.
Force of Nature
Quote by NEwaythewindblows
In my opinion, this jerk is nothing more than a walking, breathing, cheating, piece of garbage!, That should be taken out behind the barn, and shown some proper manners...
And then, he should be tied over an anthill (fire ants preferably ) and doused in honey!!!
Hi Sweetie.
You've got this all arranged in your mind, don't you? First chance you get you're on it, right?
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Quote by spriteThe Short Arse Brit? Shame she's straight.
Kiera's a tart too.
Quote by spriteMy sources tell me it's neither a little nor occasional. Should I trust them?
being a little crazy on occasion works for me
Quote by LYFBUZI'm surprised how few assholes there are on Lush. I mean yeah, there are a hell of a lot of jerks, and it's a rare day I don't find at least one to block, but compared to most places I've looked at ...
I'd like to believe most decent guys ...
