"Please, just once so I know what it's like.""Okay, but if things get out of hand, we'll have a problem.""I can deal with Woody. Besides, he's afraid of you."Tia had said she wanted "to be watched" before, and now she was really up for it. So, fine, I thought, we can kill two birds with one stone. I was sharing an apartment with a guy named Woody (I kid you not). Woody was, to put it most kindly, flat fucking ugly. He wou...