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Hasabrain2
3 hours ago
Straight Male, 67
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Quote by kistinspencil
The profile is a bit barren, but her avatar shows shows why she is the envied desire of all us Lesbosians



I think you made a mistake. I'm a guy and my profile has several stories and some pics. If you were trying to be sarcastic, remember the rule was to say something nice.
Ladies,

Did you know that there is a genre of fiction called Reverse Harem? I belong to an online writer's group. I just learned this is a genre this week.

Is this a literature term most women are familiar with?
Quote by Ls63563
Everyone is getting new nipple clamps this year.



How many is everybody? What about family members?

Doesn't grandma want a new sweater or something?
I was at the beach the other day, I couldn't help notice some good-looking there -- with their man.

If you see I checking out your wife or girlfriend what are your thoughts?
The desire for sex declines with age.
Conversely, whatever one’s age the desire for sex increases the longer you have gone without it. Now I’m older the most here, still with each passing day the urge to get it on grows.

So you “young ones” especially those of you that don’t have S.O. must be getting incredibly desperate, frustrated. Do you sleep well? Do you dream of sex? Do you flirt with the checkout girl at the supermarket
– even though you both are wearing masks? Do your thoughts become extra-kinky? Or do you just thinking about do something like go to movie or concert, even if there is not sex involved.


Comments please.
It really depends. I have been rock hard, limp and everything in between.
Two above.
No one is below as the my post is the most recent.


Also call me a grammar Nazi, but it is Whom would would rather kiss.
I think it goes both ways.

As you age, you are more open-minded.

As you age, you (hopefully) become wiser and less reckless.
Horny as hell (long story)


Real answer:

Intelligent, polite, moderate-liberal
Yes, most definitely. However, I am her father's age. It is just a dance . . . nothing more.
State parks are getting a rest. Bears are roaming more freely in Yosemite, fish are more numerous in Hawaii's state parks.


Traffic is down and so are accidents.


People can work from home and play on Lush at the same time, which they can't do at the office.
Quote by alison90
The first guy I slept with was not a virgin. The next seven were all virgins. From there on and off I have slept with a dozen or so more virgins. Two of them female. It's been a few years now since the last time. Maybe never again just because I'm getting older. Not ruling it out though.



Where were you when I was young?
Yes, but house rules. No knees on the table unless wearing a short dress.
I got my haircut for the firs time since the pandemic. My hair is very easy to cut and there isn't much of it, so I would usually give a modest tip in cash.

I got my haircut at a major franchise by a female hairstylist , not a traditional (male) barber.

However, due to social distancing, I paid with a debit card. A screen lit up for a default tip of $3 on a $20 haircut.

When growing up, I don't remember dad mentioning how much he tipped the barber. The barber charged X and was paid X.

However, if my mom or sister "got their hair done" I'm sure they tipped the (female) stylist.

Is this a gender thing? A stylist/barber thing?
So I guess, from these comments, that it would be ok for male patient to ask a female patient is she were single? Even thought marital status should already be in the chart.
Three comments,

1) I have been going to the same clinic for years, my chart as far "how do contact in an emergency" hasn't changed. It seems odd to ask that during a procedure not in the normal "new patient" questions.

2) There were some semi-flirt comments about how my smile would be improved.

3) During the first once over exam, I could see a nipple (just one) through her lab coat. Positioned in the dental chair I was just a foot away.
My (male) dentist recently retired. My new female dentist is about my age. (Meaning over 50)

I saw her briefly for the first appointment and then had some fairly extensive work scheduled.

When she about fifteen minutes into the procedure, with multiple dental instruments in my mouth, she asked if I was single.

(I am not, but as posted elsewhere it is a sexless marriage).

From conversation, with the hygienist, I believe my new dentist to be divorced.


Ladies,

If a male dentist asked if you were single, would think it alright?

Would an age difference matter?

Also, since I'm not getting any at home, and I have to go back in a couple of weeks, any advice?
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My answers to your questions:


I have no idea which site you speak of.

I do what I want.

I couldn't careless.







FYI lush rules I believe prohibit me from listing the site.
This mainstream website (I don't Lush allows me to say which one) has at least a couple of bikini or lingerie groups.

A few of the pictures are tame. A woman in a bikini on a beach, but most are sexy. Some the bikini bottom is half down (or not there at all)
or the woman is posing seductively in lingerie, some which is quite revealing. Virtually ALL the women show their face. A few seem to be professional models, but most aren't.

My questions are:

Would you pose on such a site?

If you have a bf/husband would he want you to do so?

If he didn't approve, would that make any difference in your desire to pose?
Just to be clear News Flash jokes don't have to be about the pandemic. Just something funny or even corny like:


Sales at marijuana dispensaries are high.