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Hasabrain2
8 hours ago
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Arroyo Grande

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Because of retirement, or they moved out of the area, or a number of other normal reasons, I've had to change doctors several times in the past fifteen years.

For months, there was a single male doctor in the county accepting new patients.

I finally found a new (male) doctor but just got a letter that he is moving his practice to next county, a ninety minute drive for me.

The website for my medical plan kept suggesting female doctors, almost all of them quite young (well 30 for me is young). They are also pretty (the website had a face photo for every doctor).

I'm sure she would be professional about it, but I haven't had a young woman near me since I was young.
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Come kissing....

I'd like to try snowballing....Sounds sexy as sin.



Well sin with me.
Just thought it would be a good question.

On a related subject, supposedly the birth rate in the city of the winning goes up nine months after the game. Any comments?
Going into a bar and being asked for a phone number. . . rarely happens the other way.
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Primal I don't know your age but going without a physical or emotional connection can not be healthy. It already seems you are angry and that is only surface reaction.

I don't know how long you have been married or anything else for that matter but you can't go on like this. You need to sit down with her and tell her your needs. Let her know if she continues to treat you like a roommate then you will look else where for affection.

If that terminates your marriage because she can't handle the idea of you being with someone else then it's her problem.

One other thought comes to mind. You might have her medically checked checked to see if there is an underlying cause to her cutting you off.

I wish you the best.
Shy


Shy,

That sounds like straight forward advice, but there is often a larger picture. One year my wife and I had sex only three times. I was frustrated, wanted to leave hear, but child support, alimony, medical insurance (her plans was better than mine, tax consequences) I figured I would 40% of my paycheck. Plus I would probably have to live in an apartment where the rent was greater than the mortgage on a three bedroom home.
Dad brings home a robot that will detect if someone is lying.

At the dinner table he asks his son, "did you do your homework?"

His son says yes and the robot slaps the son.

Father asks, "what were you doing if not your homework?"

Son replies," I was at Steve's watching a video."

Father, "What video"

Son, "Toy Story" Robot slaps the son.

Son, "aright I was watching porn."

Father, "At your age, I didn't even know what porn was." Robot slaps father.

Mother says, "well father like son."

Robot slaps mother.
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Well read.
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I will join.
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I think your attitude is selfish and unconscionable. You have a different definition of best friend than I do. Aging and attractiveness isn't simply appearance my friend. If you're 60, you have 60 years of experience regardless of your appearance and have nothing in common with someone who is 20.


This comment really hurt. I was there when the police called to let her know her father had collapsed dead on a tennis court.

I gave the eulogy for her mother's funeral as my wife was too overwhelmed (and hates public speaking).

I was there night after night when, she cried and ranting, after being told she was being laid off (through not fault of her own) from a job she very much loved.

I was with when she cried when family pets had to be put down.

There are other examples but I will share just one more. When she had surgery to remove excess fat for her underarms (like the flaps old people get). She was unable to use her arms for
a couple of days. She was on her period. I had to change her tampon. (Her mother was already quite ill and her sister lived out of state. There was no else).

So do you believe I'm her best friend now?
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You are not her best friend




This comment really hurt. I was there when the police called to let her know her father had collapsed dead on a tennis court.

I gave the eulogy for her mother's funeral as my wife was too overwhelmed (and hates public speaking).

I was there night after night when, she cried and ranting, after being told she was being laid off (through not fault of her own) from a job she very much loved.

I was with when she cried when family pets had to be put down.

There are other examples but I will share just one more. When she had surgery to remove excess fat for her underarms (like the flaps old people get). She was unable to use her arms for
a couple of days. She was on her period. I had to change her tampon. (Her mother was already quite ill and her sister lived out of state. There was no else).

So do you believe I'm her best friend now?
In the pre-internet era, especially after I graduated college I had trouble getting dates. The women at work were much older and/or had someone.

In bars it seem there were three (or more) guys for every girl. On the beach, girls were usually in a large group or part of a family.

I married an overweight girl I knew from high school. I was riding my bike one day and ran into her (not literally) and things went from there.

She is still overweight, even after gastric bypass surgery. She also has multiple surgical scars.

I would have divorced her, but child support and alimony would have ruined me and she is my best friend.

The kids are grown and pretty soon I will be too old to be required to pay alimony.

Some months ago, using a bogus address in another state I went on a senior dating site.

I put my best foot forward, but except for the bogus location, didn't lie.

Dozens of women asked me to contact them, some quite eagerly.

What would you do if in your twenties you couldn't get a date, but at 60 you had lots of options, but you were married to your best (but physically unattractive) friend?
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Would be a dream cum true


Can't resist. I will make your dreams come true.
For one thing it keep us young.

Second my wife is not much to look at. (Read my story move over Aquaman Superman is here).

Third it is cheap. A round of golf even at the municipal golf course is $18 (I don't yet qualify for the senior discount).
Yes, however as I live in a semi-rural area, the aren't many Lushers my age and available to me.
Assuming the question implies that the woman is not your wife and that her husband does not know, the answer is a qualified yes.

Maybe her husband is disinterested/unable to have sex (happens in my age bracket).

Or maybe it is a marriage of convenience, they are staying together because the can't afford a divorce. (Home prices have tripled since I bought my house.)

So if there extenuating circumstances yes., but just for fun. I wouldn't be attracted to such a woman.
No, like others, it sounds perverted. Only my children call me "Daddy" and that was only when they were young.
She was a junior in college, I was a freshman. I was not her first. It was in my dorm room . . . right by the stairwell, rather distracting.


Unlike most firsts, where the guy is on top, she was on top.

We remained a couple for a year and a half. I never proposed, but planned to when out of college.

She dumped me out of the blue. I later learned she was bi-polar (but on medication).
Yes, really small cute butts are fine.

32DDDS though? Maybe a little large for my taste. Would have to see in person to be sure.
You know what is sexy about these pics? Not one has a tattoo. Ladies, even if you are not a "super hottie" your bodies are just fine. Putting ink on your body, is like putting ketchup on ice cream.

I like ketchup and I like ice cream, but ketchup does not "improve' ice cream.

No matter how you try, when you get older your skin will lose its youth. A "mature woman" with a flabby tattoo is a woman with a flabby tattoo.
I read somewhere that the majority of American women own at least one dildo or vibrator. I just wondered how they got used. Does it matter if you are in a relationship? In a long-distance relationship?

Just call me curious.
Giving all the talk of impeachment this reminds of an old joke regarding Nixon.

Why did Nixon watch Deep Throat twenty times?

He wanted to get it down Pat.


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Message me if you don't get the joke.
I was watching football last Sunday, Saints playing the Cowboys.

The Saints as the home team had white pants.

Did anyone notice, that from the back it looks like they have white panties on underneath? I noticed a few players tucked towels on their back, just wondering if that was the reason. (Hard to reach a towel behind your back).
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I don't understand the reference. Care to venture a percentage?
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In my case the answer is zero


Ok you are rather young, so your personal experience is zero.

But would you please venture a guess as the percentage? The more answers we get the more accurate the average. Thank you.
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All the time. Usually, my wife still needs to get off. So,yes, I suck her off. Also, I like suck my cum out of her. I highly recommend it.


But would you guess a percentage?