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Such jewelry is a complete turnoff. There are just parts of the body one shouldn't pierce.
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Hasabrain2
8 hours ago
Straight Male, 67
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Your ex maybe saying he's on meds as a way to gracefully bow out.
Or he may use it as an excuse for you (or him) to think about it.
Also, how does your ex compare with your present guy?
That could be a factor as well.
Or he may use it as an excuse for you (or him) to think about it.
Also, how does your ex compare with your present guy?
That could be a factor as well.
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Ok I get it. Sports bras are no more revealing than a bikini top and are comfortable for woman.
Just to show you how times have changed, gyms were that popular when I was a teen.
My dad sometimes went to the gym, there was only one in the area.
Sunday was the only co-ed day. Other days of the week were reserved for just men or just women.
Just to show you how times have changed, gyms were that popular when I was a teen.
My dad sometimes went to the gym, there was only one in the area.
Sunday was the only co-ed day. Other days of the week were reserved for just men or just women.
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Seriously, is this a thing or not?
While as a guy I want to encourage the trend, it is a family gym. Fourteen and up can use the equipment on the their own.
Younger kids with a parent present.
While as a guy I want to encourage the trend, it is a family gym. Fourteen and up can use the equipment on the their own.
Younger kids with a parent present.
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What do you ladies of women who workout, at a co-ed gym, with just a sport bra on top?
I can't say it is a trend, and my no means common, but I say at least once a week I see a woman at the gym
with just a sports bra on top. Most are very plain white, but yesterday's was pretty, if not sexy.
As a guy, I'm not complaining, but what do most women think?
Also, I'm in liberal California, is this just a California thing or a nationwide trend?
I can't say it is a trend, and my no means common, but I say at least once a week I see a woman at the gym
with just a sports bra on top. Most are very plain white, but yesterday's was pretty, if not sexy.
As a guy, I'm not complaining, but what do most women think?
Also, I'm in liberal California, is this just a California thing or a nationwide trend?
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The funniest thing to happen to me that was sex related was when I was at a playground with a group of friends. This was one of those giant playgrounds for adults and children. Although there was very few people there except my group of eight friends. It was a hot Aussie day and I was wearing a light summer dress. It was too hot for a bra so I just had panties and a dress on. That is until one of the boys in the group I was with took me up into a kind of fort tree house. We had a quick fuck while keeping our ears sharp for anyone coming up the wood ladder. Stephen refused to give me back my panties after we had sex. So I was naked except for shoes and sundress. We heard our friends calling for us. It was time to leave. We called out to them and we started down the ladder. Stephen went first and was right behind him. I was being careful to not let my dress blow up in the breeze. Using one hand for the ladder and another to hold my dress around my legs. Of course I slipped. I fell the last few steps. My dress caught on something but my body kept going. My dress came up over my breasts and lifted my arms above my head. It couldnt slip over my head so it stopped at my chin. I ended up standing on the ground at the bottom of the steps with my dress caught on something several feet above my head. I was naked from the neck down and completely stuck. It took my friends a couple of minutes to get me free. With lots of laughing two of the men had to lift my naked body so they could unhook my dress. I was beetroot red. Very funny to everyone else of course.
That is a good story and in keeping with the spirit of the thread.
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I thought I would start a thread of funny sex moments. (True moments only). I will start out.
When I drove cross-country to attend graduate school, I didn't have a lot of money. To save money, I would stay in small motels in small towns.
This was in the pre-internet era, I couldn't google "cheap motels". I would just drive into a town and check into a local version of a Motel 6.
One day, after driving nine hours, I find a motel on the outskirts of some town.. I give the desk clerk my one and only credit card. The card my parents let me use for my trip. The desk says his machine is broken (back then there were manual devices and credit slips). He will have to use the machine next door.
He takes my card and I wait, and wait, and wait. I think I have been had. The "desk clerk" wore regular clothes, no company logo. I realized he didn't even have a name
tag.
Fearful I just given my credit card to a total stranger, I went to the business next door.
The business was in what had been a large house. On the far side of the "living room" I saw the desk clerk talking to an older woman who seemed to his boss..
I saw a woman in a bikini, not that unusual as tit was summer, and maybe there was a motel pool nearby. However, out of the corner of my eye I saw another woman. She looked like she was in in negligee but I put it out of my mind. . . I only wanted my credit card back. Without the credit card, (and no cell phone in those days). I would be stranded 800 miles from school.
Eyeing me briefly, the older woman gave the desk clerk some instruction. The desk clerk and I walked back to the motel, I rented a room and got my card back.
Only after i got to me room, did I suspect the business next door was a bordello.
My suspicions was confirmed as I woke during the night to the sound high heels walking the hallway outside my room.
True story.
(And no, I didn't patronize the business any further. The credit card bill was going to mom and dad after all).
When I drove cross-country to attend graduate school, I didn't have a lot of money. To save money, I would stay in small motels in small towns.
This was in the pre-internet era, I couldn't google "cheap motels". I would just drive into a town and check into a local version of a Motel 6.
One day, after driving nine hours, I find a motel on the outskirts of some town.. I give the desk clerk my one and only credit card. The card my parents let me use for my trip. The desk says his machine is broken (back then there were manual devices and credit slips). He will have to use the machine next door.
He takes my card and I wait, and wait, and wait. I think I have been had. The "desk clerk" wore regular clothes, no company logo. I realized he didn't even have a name
tag.
Fearful I just given my credit card to a total stranger, I went to the business next door.
The business was in what had been a large house. On the far side of the "living room" I saw the desk clerk talking to an older woman who seemed to his boss..
I saw a woman in a bikini, not that unusual as tit was summer, and maybe there was a motel pool nearby. However, out of the corner of my eye I saw another woman. She looked like she was in in negligee but I put it out of my mind. . . I only wanted my credit card back. Without the credit card, (and no cell phone in those days). I would be stranded 800 miles from school.
Eyeing me briefly, the older woman gave the desk clerk some instruction. The desk clerk and I walked back to the motel, I rented a room and got my card back.
Only after i got to me room, did I suspect the business next door was a bordello.
My suspicions was confirmed as I woke during the night to the sound high heels walking the hallway outside my room.
True story.
(And no, I didn't patronize the business any further. The credit card bill was going to mom and dad after all).
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Omgahhhh yessss I did! It was such a big surprise ? Santa was very nice this year!
Tell us more, sounds interesting.
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Someone goofed. BU (Boston University) looks a lot like BJ.
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Quote by MissyBBW
I am a bbw and wish I was a bit smaller but I like who I am and that is what counts right.....
Yes, you are lot sexier than some of those women who look like the have been stranded on a deserted island with nothing to eat.
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Yes, I have had the hots for coworkers. A few coworker are Playboy model material.
I have a story about growing old in this regard. When I was in my 40s, there was manager who liked to wear skirts. She also had a nice chest.
Yea, she was hot and she was about my age (or so I thought).
Then one day I'm sitting in a meeting, we are waiting for her to arrive. When she arrived, she explained, she was delayed, because it was her birthday.
She admitted she had turned fifty.
You feel old, when you have the hots for fifty year old.
I have a story about growing old in this regard. When I was in my 40s, there was manager who liked to wear skirts. She also had a nice chest.
Yea, she was hot and she was about my age (or so I thought).
Then one day I'm sitting in a meeting, we are waiting for her to arrive. When she arrived, she explained, she was delayed, because it was her birthday.
She admitted she had turned fifty.
You feel old, when you have the hots for fifty year old.
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Supposedly "size doesn't matter" However, some months ago, on another board, posted she saw more big dicks than average/small ones as guys
with larger cocks have more confidence. Is she right? So next to size please also state how many women you have been and will see if her theory is true.
I will start:
Just short of six inches, five women. (Number might be low as the last one I married).
with larger cocks have more confidence. Is she right? So next to size please also state how many women you have been and will see if her theory is true.
I will start:
Just short of six inches, five women. (Number might be low as the last one I married).
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Where was everyone when I was in high school and college?
I have always been more of a gentle soul, than "studly quarterback".
Most of the girls looked passed me, to my roommate who played on the baseball team.
In my senior year, my roommate was a short engineering major who never worked out,. (I bicycled and swam when I could and am of average height).
Roommate was also a "nice guy" type, but never had gf in his entire college career. Just saying.
I have always been more of a gentle soul, than "studly quarterback".
Most of the girls looked passed me, to my roommate who played on the baseball team.
In my senior year, my roommate was a short engineering major who never worked out,. (I bicycled and swam when I could and am of average height).
Roommate was also a "nice guy" type, but never had gf in his entire college career. Just saying.
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Well I will just have to go to Australia and show you how nice an older guy can be.
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I see all these responses, but no one states how old an "older man" would be?
Could someone be more specific?
Could someone be more specific?
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Some months ago, I visited a female relative who was in the hospital. I would say at least 1/3 of the nurses
at the hospital were guys. The guy taking care of my relative was quite chatty, but also seemingly quite competent.
I know most women go for the "ruggedly handsome" studly type. Like the other male nurses this guy was not that.
Not feminine, but definitely gentle.
Be honest. Could you date and be turned on by a "gentle male nurse".
at the hospital were guys. The guy taking care of my relative was quite chatty, but also seemingly quite competent.
I know most women go for the "ruggedly handsome" studly type. Like the other male nurses this guy was not that.
Not feminine, but definitely gentle.
Be honest. Could you date and be turned on by a "gentle male nurse".
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After six p.m. a glass of white wine. Before six p.m. A tall iced teas.
Ooops. While I was considering what to say, someone jumped in ahead.
Ok unknown person let's have a beer.
Ooops. While I was considering what to say, someone jumped in ahead.
Ok unknown person let's have a beer.
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I ask this because there is ad running on television where I live for a chain of jewelry stories. This time of year the usually run the traditional "get her a ring" ad, but
this years, the ad features three non-traditional proposals: A man proposing to a man. A man proposing to a woman with a child (presumably a child
from a previous relationship) and woman proposing to a man.
So would ever propose to a man? Or does the guy have to "get down on one knee" for you?
this years, the ad features three non-traditional proposals: A man proposing to a man. A man proposing to a woman with a child (presumably a child
from a previous relationship) and woman proposing to a man.
So would ever propose to a man? Or does the guy have to "get down on one knee" for you?
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I was killing time and did an internet search, "funny sex stories". Here's a favorite I read.
A man and his wife and engaged in heavy foreplay. As things, progress, he asks, "Are you ready for a big hard dick?"
The woman replies, "No, I want yours!"
A man and his wife and engaged in heavy foreplay. As things, progress, he asks, "Are you ready for a big hard dick?"
The woman replies, "No, I want yours!"
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Timeshares. I own one already. I saw one advertised on Maui where I have stayed (traded to, not own) before.
The maintenance fees were reasonable. If am not a sales agent, but
if you are considering buying a timeshare., take these things into account:
1) Make sure you know how much the maintenance fees are. You might pay every year, but in high prices like Maui you, often you get a week every OTHER yera.
2) Buy deeded, not right to use.
3) When you sell, don't expect to make any money on the sale.
The maintenance fees were reasonable. If am not a sales agent, but
if you are considering buying a timeshare., take these things into account:
1) Make sure you know how much the maintenance fees are. You might pay every year, but in high prices like Maui you, often you get a week every OTHER yera.
2) Buy deeded, not right to use.
3) When you sell, don't expect to make any money on the sale.
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This didn't even make me laugh.
Divorce her and don't use children as an excuse.
A divorce would mean I couldn't support our children through college? So far, they don't have any student debt. Unless you are volunteering to pay their way through college, accept this
is a legitimate excuse.
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A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight, live a lot longer than the men who mention it. You are on borrowed time Dude.
Let me be clear. She is not just a little overweight. She lost nearly 200 lbs after gastric bypass surgery, but being that overweight, she is still quite flabby (even after 10K+ worth of cosmetic surgery).
She was doing well on her diet, but just as alcoholic might do well for years and then drink again, this is what I have.
Before she I noticed the bag, I had already asked her about day. Nothing bad happened.
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OK at lot of wives/husband come home early from work and find their spouse with another man/woman. My wife has had a weight problem all her life, today I came home early and realized she went through a whole bag of Milano Pumpkin Spice cookies. I don't know why. My wife is my best friend, but with her weight problem (even after gastric bypass surgery years ago) she is still flabby and has many scars from various surgeries. I am not physically attracted to her. Sex is rare and very vanilla. Should I see what the rental car agent has to offer? (see my previous post).
We have two in college so divorce would mean financial hardship for our children. With sacrifice on our part, they will have no student debt when they graduate.
We have two in college so divorce would mean financial hardship for our children. With sacrifice on our part, they will have no student debt when they graduate.
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Ladies help me out on this one. I rented a car this morning. The agent who helped was in her late twenties/early thirties. I"m much older.
I just got a text message that read, " This is (so and so from rental car company) We appreciate your business and hope you are completely satisfied.. . . If you need anything don't hesitate to reach out! Thanks again and have a great day."
Now normally I would dismiss such a text as standard customer service spiel, but the text came from a phone number that is NOT the number for the rental car agency.
Because I rent from the company I could tell this woman was a new employee.
So, is it is just a text from a new employee trying to look good or a text suggesting something else?
I just got a text message that read, " This is (so and so from rental car company) We appreciate your business and hope you are completely satisfied.. . . If you need anything don't hesitate to reach out! Thanks again and have a great day."
Now normally I would dismiss such a text as standard customer service spiel, but the text came from a phone number that is NOT the number for the rental car agency.
Because I rent from the company I could tell this woman was a new employee.
So, is it is just a text from a new employee trying to look good or a text suggesting something else?