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For Christmas one year I got a present of Harry Potter themed jelly beans. They were real jelly beans. One flavor was ear wax. It tasted just as you think it would.
The Eiffel tower game goes like this. Most people don't the height of the Eiffel Tower (of course, you can google but that is missing the point), but if you take an average of guesses about its height, you will likely come get an answer close to the correct height. So with that in mind:

What percentage of men do you think have, at least once, have gone down ("cleaned up") on a wife or girlfriend after having unprotected sex?

So submit your guess.

(Feel free to share personal stories as well).
The Eiffel tower game goes like this. Most people don't the height of the Eiffel Tower (of course, you can google but that is missing the point), but if you take an average of guesses about its height, you will likely come get an answer close to the correct height. So with that in mind:

What percentage of men do you think have, at least once, have gone down ("cleaned up") on a wife or girlfriend after having unprotected sex?

So submit your guess.

(Feel free to share personal stories as well).
I was at the gym the other day. It wasn't very crowded. A guy, about my age, who is regularly there took the machine next to me.

We made some small talk and shortly after I said My Wife and I did such and such he got off his machine with some excuse.

I think he was hitting on me. Have you ever been hit on by a guy? If so, what happened?
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Thank you.
I didn't know where else to ask this question. Is Tube safe? Some other free porn sites I have been on, always seem to set off my
virus protection. Couldn't see anywhere that the vids are scanned for viruses before being posted.
Last time I wore a bikini, I wore it as a one piece!



I wish we had more European beaches in America.
Thank you for all the replies. Just to break thins down further from one piece or two piece. How many
of you ladies of thong bottoms. It takes a special kind of woman to fell confident (and to have the body) to have
basically just a string up the backside.

While in Key West, saw one women shopping in her thong bikini. I was driving at the time, hard to keep the eyes on the road.
I was in the Florida Keys recently, shop after shop had bikinis for sale. Only a few stores had suits
for guys. Got to thinking, how many swimsuits does the typical woman have?
Yes, I play the piano. I don't practice as as often as I would like. Here's why:

We have the popular "open concept" floor plan, that means when I practice my practice can be heard over much of the house.

When I was a kid, I didn't live in an "open concept" home. I could close the door to kitchen and
play the same songs several times over (because that is what you do when you practice) and not bother anyone.

Just an BTW, at one point one in 300 homes had a piano, (great-grandfather was a piano tuner). Now
it is about one in 750.
It is a reference to the claim Biden was too physically friendly women, not sexual harassment, just personal space issues.
Nancy Pelosi recently advised Sen. Biden to "pretend you have a cold and I have a cold".

Is this what women really want?
Older guy here. Yea with age the dick doesn't always cooperate. However, it doesn't help that sex gets boring, particularly in my situation (always missionary). My wife is
overweight and is unattractive in other ways. She also has bad knees.

I recently came up with a solution which you can read in my latest story, Move over Aquaman, Superman is here.

Ladies, I want to know what do you think of my solution?
Neck, like a female Dracula. That dress has a faint classy horror move look.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't find tattoos sexy. I'm in the "mature" group. Mature women all tatted up just look silly.
Mature men, unless tatted because of military service, look stupid.

Skin sags with age. . . just remember that.
In college, I was Incel (involuntarily celibate) for nearly three years, so was my roommate.

In fact a lot of guys were incel.
I don't want to weigh on this issue, but when I went on pornhub some years, my anti-virus software would kick in. I don't got on that site anymore.
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Valentine's day is just a made up holiday so Hallmark can sell cards. Give her the gift of cunnilingus! Or a rim job.


Yes, there will be oral sex --- rim jobs seem disgusting.
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Judging from his avatar, I think he should just sit down and cover his brain...its obviously getting a draft and he can't think straight



That's just mean. OK. I think it is just silly to spend $9 on something that is just paper and a few words. However, when my woman wanted to remodel the kitchen, I didn't blink when it ran to $25,000. She got all the "bells and whistles' she wanted for the kitchen, it made sense to spend that kind of money.

Even if I won the lottery tomorrow, I would still balk at spending $9 for a simple card.

I also think about the "average Joe" . He's in a new relationship he has to buy the card, but because he was out of work for a month or two is behind in child support payments.
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Are you boycotting the gym?

Nobody is forcing you to buy a card. Use a little originality, and do something else.

Is there anything more unattractive to women then having a guy begrudgingly buy them a nine dollar card and then complain about it?





It just seems stupid to me to pay $9 for something that costs maybe a quarter to manufacture.

I am not a cheapskate, just practical. To me, the high cost of cards (relative to cost) is like the high price of medications.

There is just something unethical about charging so much for so little.
I just bought the woman in my life (long story there) a Valentine's Card. Just a simple normal sized card, no music, just some words on thick paper.

It was $8.95 !!!

What do you think? Should we boycott Hallmark?
My first real girlfriend and I were getting it on in her dorm room. Roommate was supposed to be at class.
We were bucked naked when she walked in. She didn't like me much to begin with, (I don't know why). Didn't help .