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Quote by Ragnarök011
Man in the High Castle Season 2
That is one great show isn't it? Complex plot, good acting, great visuals.
The church scene was some powerful cinema.
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I just had to add this. Sometime ago, I had really, really bad day at work and having a hot babe for a boss didn't help. When I got home, I got drunk. I usually don't drink on work nights and this was the middle of the week, but like I said I had a really bad day. So after awhile my lady friend and I go back to the bedroom. She hadn't been drinking at all.
Now normally I'm a considerate lover, but that night I was selfish. Realizing I was just thinking about my own pleasure, I dove down between her thighs and licked aggressively. I feel asleep not so after, but woke up a couple of hours later with the saltiest taste in mouth. It took a second of two to recognize why. In the morning, thinking my lady friend felt used, I asked "are you good?" The answer was a very heartfelt, "oh I'm good."
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Now normally I'm a considerate lover, but that night I was selfish. Realizing I was just thinking about my own pleasure, I dove down between her thighs and licked aggressively. I feel asleep not so after, but woke up a couple of hours later with the saltiest taste in mouth. It took a second of two to recognize why. In the morning, thinking my lady friend felt used, I asked "are you good?" The answer was a very heartfelt, "oh I'm good."
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Natural, lightly trimmed, or "jet strip" is fine, but just have some. Totally bald . . turn off. Not womanly enough.
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I was at the gym the other day. It was a hot day outside and the gym wasn't much that cooler. It had been that hot for days. . . so no surprise forecast.
Something "seemed wrong" with a woman who briefly caught my attention. She had a sweater tied around her waist. Who needs a sweater in such heat?
As summer wore one, I noticed a few more. Are these women really cold? Or do they tie their sweaters around the waist some other reason?
Something "seemed wrong" with a woman who briefly caught my attention. She had a sweater tied around her waist. Who needs a sweater in such heat?
As summer wore one, I noticed a few more. Are these women really cold? Or do they tie their sweaters around the waist some other reason?
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I appreciate everyone's honesty. I haven't been give the cell phone brush off directly, just I have observed when I work at the gym, a lot of women seem to
reach for the cell phone just as a guy walks by.
I'm (obviously) a middle age guy, no one is checking me out. I don't exactly need to have my cell phone handy to suddenly pretend to text someone.
I shouldn't say "no one". The other day I got on the rowing machine, pretty soon a woman who is about five years old than me, starts using
the machine next to me. She starts chatting me up. For a few minutes I thought she was just the talkative type, then
it dawned on me. she was interested in me. Very odd feeling when the shoe is on the foot.
I kinda like it . . would have like it more is she was five years younger and without so much grey hair.
reach for the cell phone just as a guy walks by.
I'm (obviously) a middle age guy, no one is checking me out. I don't exactly need to have my cell phone handy to suddenly pretend to text someone.
I shouldn't say "no one". The other day I got on the rowing machine, pretty soon a woman who is about five years old than me, starts using
the machine next to me. She starts chatting me up. For a few minutes I thought she was just the talkative type, then
it dawned on me. she was interested in me. Very odd feeling when the shoe is on the foot.
I kinda like it . . would have like it more is she was five years younger and without so much grey hair.
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Ladies,
Be honest, do you every you ever pretend to use your cell phone, just to show disinterest?
Be honest, do you every you ever pretend to use your cell phone, just to show disinterest?
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I don't have a picture, but my cat does have OCD. Most mornings I get up, feed him, and put away the dishes from the dishwasher that washed duing the night. He finishes eating about
the time I am about done and I let him outside. However, if there are no dishes, I go back to the other side of the house
and start my exercise routine. The cat, even though there is a cat door to the outside in the kitchen, will go over the other side of
the house and "help' me exercise until I walk back to the kitchen and let him out.
the time I am about done and I let him outside. However, if there are no dishes, I go back to the other side of the house
and start my exercise routine. The cat, even though there is a cat door to the outside in the kitchen, will go over the other side of
the house and "help' me exercise until I walk back to the kitchen and let him out.
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Where I work, the first floor is the lobby, storage etc. Most employees work on the second floor and arrive around 830 a.m. Almost everyone who works on the second enters through the employee
entrance and walks thru a short hallway and up the stairs to the second floor. If a younger woman is ahead of me at the entrance door, she almost always holds the door open
and motions me to go on ahead.
I'm sick and tired of "age" before "beauty". What do I do? I don't like being treated like an old man who can't open a door for himself.
entrance and walks thru a short hallway and up the stairs to the second floor. If a younger woman is ahead of me at the entrance door, she almost always holds the door open
and motions me to go on ahead.
I'm sick and tired of "age" before "beauty". What do I do? I don't like being treated like an old man who can't open a door for himself.
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Scuba diving, after a break of many years I'm get re-certified.
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Quote by Tom65
we never talked about it, but she said she wants to try everything once, so I think if I tell her its my fantasy she would be willing to give it a try.
and yes, one part of me would be angry, jealous, humilliated if she fucks another guy, but still at the same time, it turns me on so much.
when I imagine this I always imagine it with a masculine black guy with a huge cock to fuck her really hard and cum inside her, and I have to clean her up, and if they want, clean him up too. I imagine her getting fucked hard, moaning and telling me how bigger he is than me, and he can make her cum many times, and that he will cum so much inside her that he will put a black baby inside her.
thats my ideal fantasy...
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I think the dynamic with guys wanting to be a cuckold, has to be about just being a nice guy. A nice guy wants to give his wife a big diamond ring, a big trip to some exotic locale, or simply "a big house" Since few guys can afford these (to express their love) the opt to find a big dick (in dildo form or in the flesh). Few women are completely materialistic, but also very few aren't materialistic at all. The guy recognizing this truth wants (I assume) to get her what "big thing" he can afford.
That said, have all the fun you want, but don't have the "bull" father a child for you. That is unfair to the child. All his/her life he/she will be asked you don't look like your father at all.
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I'm a creature of habit, when I go the gym, I use the same machine in the second row as I always do.
I do this whether the machine in the row in front of me is empty, being used by a man, or being used by a woman.
Plenty of times, far too many to be coincidences, if it is young woman on the machine in front of me she leaves quickly.
I get it. I'm the old guy, its like working out in front of your father (I get it, but it does get tiresome).
However, I thought does the reverse work? Do women pick the machine to work out in front of the hot guy?
I do this whether the machine in the row in front of me is empty, being used by a man, or being used by a woman.
Plenty of times, far too many to be coincidences, if it is young woman on the machine in front of me she leaves quickly.
I get it. I'm the old guy, its like working out in front of your father (I get it, but it does get tiresome).
However, I thought does the reverse work? Do women pick the machine to work out in front of the hot guy?
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Is this Emma Watson? Some how I don't see her as pierced nipple type. Whether or not it is, lose the piercings. It clashes with the class.
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I kwow this is "ask the gals" but I wanted to share. I was watching an episode of "sex brought me to the ER". (Yest it is a real show).
In this episode the remote gets stuck in the on position and for some reason (I don't remember why) she couldn't get her pants/panties off. The vibe was
going off constantly in her pussy all the way into the ER!
In this episode the remote gets stuck in the on position and for some reason (I don't remember why) she couldn't get her pants/panties off. The vibe was
going off constantly in her pussy all the way into the ER!
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Quote by Mysteria27
My husband used to buy lingerie when we were dating and before our children.
We always go out for a nice dinner and usually there is some kind of a gift.
He has bought bracelets, flowers and lately just gives me cash.
Cash always works....
xo
Cash? Cash is something you give the high school graduate or a nephew or niece for Christmas.
Tell me your size, I'll get you something nice.
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Quote by AmericanBeauty
Honestly, I personally haven't gotten anything on Valentine Day's from a man or anyone
Well I would you buy you something if I had the chance.
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How many of you guys plan on this Valentine's Day of getting lingerie for the woman in your life?
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Ok, I also asked this questions in the "ask the guys" forum (did you get any lingerie for the lady in your life?)
Only one guy said he did, and only one woman here got lingerie (in the form of a gift card) for her man.
I have to tell you this is a bit of surprise. Well ladies there is always next year.
Only one guy said he did, and only one woman here got lingerie (in the form of a gift card) for her man.
I have to tell you this is a bit of surprise. Well ladies there is always next year.
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How many of you guys bought the lady in your life lingerie for Christmas?
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Just wondering how many of you ladies got lingerie from the man in your life for Christmas.
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I'm not in a totally sexless marriage, but because of my wife's orthopedic problems, it has been missionary and only missionary for years (yawn). She has lost some weight recently, she is
is 1x to 2x (depending on the store). Like an alcohol who hides booze, she hides cookies and other snacks. Don't recommend she get surgery, or counseling, we've already gone down that path.
I am not attracted to her sexually, but on the nonsexual side of things we get along with respect to money, what color to repaint the kitchen, and the other mundane things of life we get along. .
I have thought about divorcing her, but the financial cost is huge on the guy's end. Not only alimony, but loss of tax deductions (for the sake of the newly adult kids I let her keep the house) and I love the
house we share (just a few miles for work). If I moved I would have the expense of rent and longer commute and no tax deductions if she has the house and the kids. In short, I would be more than broke.
So I am lush looking for something besides what I get at home -- please don't judge unless you have been there yourself.
is 1x to 2x (depending on the store). Like an alcohol who hides booze, she hides cookies and other snacks. Don't recommend she get surgery, or counseling, we've already gone down that path.
I am not attracted to her sexually, but on the nonsexual side of things we get along with respect to money, what color to repaint the kitchen, and the other mundane things of life we get along. .
I have thought about divorcing her, but the financial cost is huge on the guy's end. Not only alimony, but loss of tax deductions (for the sake of the newly adult kids I let her keep the house) and I love the
house we share (just a few miles for work). If I moved I would have the expense of rent and longer commute and no tax deductions if she has the house and the kids. In short, I would be more than broke.
So I am lush looking for something besides what I get at home -- please don't judge unless you have been there yourself.
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For those of you not familiar, the Eiffel Tower games goes like this. Most people don't know the height of the Eiffel Tower, but ask enough people to guess, the average of their
guess is going to be pretty close to the correct height (of course you could Google it, but that would be missing the point).
So here is my question, what percentage of time do you think sex occurs in the following positions.
Missionary:
Girl on Top (cowgirl):
Doggy:
All others:
Remember you answers need to total a 100 percent.
When I get 20 answers, I compute the averages. I will do it again at 40 answers.
Thank you.
guess is going to be pretty close to the correct height (of course you could Google it, but that would be missing the point).
So here is my question, what percentage of time do you think sex occurs in the following positions.
Missionary:
Girl on Top (cowgirl):
Doggy:
All others:
Remember you answers need to total a 100 percent.
When I get 20 answers, I compute the averages. I will do it again at 40 answers.
Thank you.
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Yes, in my younger days I worked for a small company and had keys to the office. As I was at home (after college) and my lady friend also lived at home, we couldn't get a room for the night, so we improvised and went to my office one evening. Halfway through it dawned on me there might be a night time cleaning crew. Some might get more excited at possibly being discovered, me, I worried about losing my job . . . my first real job after college. The same lady friend and I later had sex in my uncle's airplane (I had keys to the hanger). Oh the things you do to get laid when you are a young adult still living at home
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I have a membership at a franchise gym. Fortunately, I have a job with a flexible schedule and gets me out so I work out/swim at different gyms. My work out normally is 20 mins elliptical, 17 mins (3000 meters) on a rowing machine, and 20-30 mins (depending on if I have to get back to work) on different (and harder) elliptical.
I know with such a routine I won't make the Olympic team, but after all I will turn 57 next week.
I know with such a routine I won't make the Olympic team, but after all I will turn 57 next week.
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The gym I go to has "barrack" showers, meaning there are no partitions between the showers (i'm told the lady side has partitions). There one bank of four showers facing a bank of five. I go in an take the first shower on the bank of five. I'm the only in the shower. Maybe a minute later another guy comes. Instead of taking a shower on the other bank or further down the row, he starts showering next to me. Did he thnk I was gay and coming on to me? Or just coincidence?
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Yes. I've seen so many hot women at the gym, ruin their toned bodies with tattoos.