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Hasabrain2
12 hours ago
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Arroyo Grande

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I frequently error messages when looking at (public) pics on profiles.

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maybe tonight will be the night. we have talked about it

Start kissing between her breasts and work southward, if she is not in the mood she'll let you know.

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Yes!

Some details would be nice. I assume you shopped online? What did you buy?

I've asked this is years past, time to find out.

Note: There is also a post in the ask the gals if women expect to get lingerie.

I've asked this before, but that it would be appropriate to ask again.

I keep get messages from "Hello" inviting me to a gay on line chat.

Two members on Lush are named "hello" but neither has been on the site for more than 90 days.

An interesting book on this topic is "When Women Want More in Bed" by Carlos Menehune. By definition, most guys are average. Size, by the way, follows what scientists call a normal curve, meaning the number in the top two percent is about the same as the bottom two percent. However, as some guys are "two pump chumps" stamina does not follow a normal curve. It is weighted on the fast end, so most guys have less than average stamina. (Mathematical mean, aka 50% and average are different mathematically).

I read somewhere that Black men, on average, are a half inch larger. A woman won't a difference of a half inch, but it is different when statistics are used. Dick size falls on a normal, bell-shaped curve. So most black men and white are pretty much the same size, but two standard deviation (a math term) above Black will be overrepresented and two standard deviations below white men will be overrepresented.

So many of the stand up comics these are vulgar. I gave up on Nextflix and standup.

My local live theater did a sketch of British Comedy, all G-rated, had the house in sticthes.

A fantasy of mine, is to have two women such each nipple sucked at the same time.

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I will get down and eat my wife after I had filled her with cum, but I don't think i've ever had an urge to just eat my cum after masturbating...

fyi, there is an oral after intercourse group in Lush

It is on my bucket list to my anally penetrated by a guy. I have no desire to kiss a guy, but having a guy cum in my mouth or ass, I'm curious (just curious about so many things, most of them nonsexual).

Today, I was working at my gym. A woman was on a machine a row behind mine and a few machines away. She had on full-sized headphones. Ok. That is a big "don't bother me sign."

However, her ENTIRE panty could be seen through her leggings. She was wearing a medium blue thong. She worked out for a good 30 minutes. The gym has many mirrors; she must have noticed how she looked. Does she not care? What gives?

Here is the joke:

A man is at the beach. He hears God's voice, "Mark, you have been a faithful servant. I want to reward you. What do you want?"

"I want a highway bridge to Hawaii".

God responds, "Mark, isn't that a rather materialistic wish? Why don't you ask for something else?"

Mark says, "Ok God. I want to understand women."

God replies, "Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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I wouldn't do that when I was younger, but with age and experience the flavor of our mixed cum is ambrosia.

Just FYI, there is an oral after intercourse group on Lush.

I just learned this about Thailand. In Thailand, 13 gender/gender orientations are recognized under the law. Thailand is a largely Buddhist country, and reincarnation is part of Buddhist beliefs. Hence, in this life, your soul may "borrow" a male body, and in the next life, "borrow" a female body (or vice versa).

My Speedo. I don't have a male model's body, but I do outswim guys younger than me.

FYI, there is a Speedo group in Lush.

Whatever your own political beliefs. In the hush money case, what do you think the jury will decide? I have intentionally left out hung jury.

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Licking asshole. Now all men like it.

I don't. Real turn off, giving or receiving.