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Hasabrain2
6 hours ago
Straight Male, 67
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Quote by Nafisa

Why only on Christmas. He should buy it often

FYI, The original post was in Nov.

Not in a car, but in a private plane (on the ground in a hangar). It was my uncle's plane. After we were done, I realized I knocked the fire extinguisher out of his holder. . . fortunately I was able to put it back.

Quote by IMPURETHOUGHTS

Alcohol is a drug and I answer whatever I want.

You have consistently been difficult with almost everything I have posted. For years, you have challenged almost everything I have posted. Never a positive comment or just going with the flow.

I'm assuming you don't do this with everyone, and frankly, I'm tired of it.

I don't want to escalate this, but I will if necessary.

Quote by IMPURETHOUGHTS

I don't do drugs and I gave myself to Ex.

This was in the ask the guys forum. I didn't ask about drugs.

When you lost your virginity, were you:

(P.S. Please remember Lush rules when commenting)

Quote by WellMadeMale

Perhaps you're wasting your life away by watching too much television. I don't remember any of these commercials you mention.

I watch the evening news, Jeopardy, Young Sheldon, and Fool Me

Just want to add in Jardiance commercial, an overweight man with man boobs can work the copier until the woman (who sings through the commercial) plugs it in. In another ad, a young man is selling a car through his phone; his Grandmother tells him to use Carvana. Later in the ad, the grandmother needs help with a tech problem but tells her grandson she will ask his sister.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

I know we want to be inclusive, but there is no joy in scrutinizing absolutely EVERYTHING.

I don’t think every ad now needs to include males, females, transgenders, Blacks, whites, Asians, gay couples, interracial couples, straight couples (every other I missed) or someone’s offended.

I think the problem of exclusion is shifting to one of looking to point out faults everywhere.

Yours is one of the more intelligent comments. You are right; inclusivity doesn't need to be included in every commercial, but as there are different commercials (with the same style, you think they would put a man in some versions. There are other examples; in a Carvana ad, the woman is clearly hen-pecking her husband; in Expedia travel ads, it is almost always young women off having adventures; Spectrum ran an ad for a long where the man has picked the wrong cable company. In a PSA on Autism, a female voiceover depicts mostly women/girls struggling with Autism, although Autism is more common in boys. If a financial company depicts a shady (remember Schwab ads with "Carl") character, the shady character is a man. This list goes one.

NBC has been running promos about the upcoming Olympics in Paris for weeks. In various versions of the promo, a female athlete is depicted in her sport, and then, through CGI, she is depicted in front of the Eiffel Tower.

It is never a male athlete.

One can imagine the outrage if only male athletes were depicted. Just saying.

With both, you wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

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You can thank ventriloquist Jeff Dunham for that one.

Quote by ErinDcup34

Yes. One of my boyfriends gave me one of those remote control "eggs" . We had a physics class together, and we "spiced it up" at times. He's sit somewhere he could watch me, and run the control. Thank God I don't get noisy when I cum. Once I saw him hand the control to a friend of his - and that was a tremendous orgasm.

Wow. Not like the Physics class I had.

Quote by Next84
How do u search for this in stories and videos

There is a group Oral after Intercourse. Just search alphabetcially.

I came across this interesting statistic. According to the CDC, twenty-five percent of women aged 25-49 have had 15 or more sexual partners.

Do you think the CDC got it right?

Quote by kistinspencil

But its not "live." A scented candle would do the same with far less waste. Better yet, buy a real live tree that can be replanted and help us all enjoy more than a few weeks of your imaginary joy.

Don't be such a humbug. The tree gets recycled, the city uses green waster for mulch.

Quote by kistinspencil

Why would you pay $90 for a dead tree in the first place?

The smell of a "live" tree is the smell of Christmas.

Quote by IMPURETHOUGHTS

You don't tip, unless you asked for help, then you give him a $20.

If he did it w/out you asking, then it seems like you paid $90 for the tree and his generous service.

Unless your elderly, that it's usually customary to help. Depends how pleasant you were to the establishment.

That seems unnecessarily generous Figure five trees an hour, that's a $100 an hour. Also, I would not help unless asked. "Helping" infers that the person is incapable in some fashion. Also, there is the liability. If I help and I get injured I could the tree farm lot. Do it myself or let their employees, there is no risk.

If you buy a six foot $90 tree and a guy takes it to your car and ties it down, what do tip?

FYI, under the heading "Oral after intercourse," there is a related poll.

There is a related poll in "the gals" forum. Thought it only appropriate have a poll here

Ladies, have you asked a guy to go down on you after sex?

(BTW, the way there is a Lush group "oral after intercourse").

Quote by Sirene_Jaune
I am from an inter-racial union and so I have gorgeous olive skin smile

My boyfriend is white. I see him for him and not because of his skin.

You are the exception. According to census records, for each black woman married to a white man, there are twenty-two black men married to a white woman.

Quote by kistinspencil

"Did you come to shower or to chat?"

I think that would have been a little forward. Guys don't talk in the shower. There is liquid soap so you can't say, "oops, I dropped my soap,."

I honestly don't if was interested in me or if he was just taking a shower. Many swimmers shower in their suits.