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I'd be down...except for the fact that I don't know how to play poker, strip or not. Pass.
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HeraTeleia
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Female
Canada
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I love doing anything and everything that brings pleasure to my partner. Granted, I'd prefer to give a proper blowjob, but if a handjob is the only option, I'll go with it.
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Making the traditional corned beef and cabbage, even though I've not got a drop of Irish blood in me. Straight Scottish and English. Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
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Happy early birthday, Bill. Please check your mailbox for my St. Patrick's day greeting. Yes, those are gold sparkles on the bra.
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Coffee me, please, Bill. So proud of my oldest, he's one of the leaders at his school of the nationwide school walkout planned for 10:00a today. I shoot competitively but no one needs a bump stock, or a suppressor, or a 30 round magazine. No one. And ftr, a magazine that can hold 30 rounds is just awkward. Anyway, told him that I am behind him 100%.
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The eyes-to-boobies thing I understand, and don't mind, as long as it's discreet and brief. However, if you do the elevator eyes thing, my creep-o-meter is apt to go off and you'll either be promptly ignored or promptly dropped on your ass, depending on my mood.
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Quote by Just_A_Guy_You_Know
The only reason I'd cum on a woman is if they didn't want me to cum in them (usually birth control reasons). I mean, it's got to go somewhere, But I don't really prefer it, and I'd much rather finish inside. The whole porn thing of 'cum on my face' just seems awkward to me.
Mmm. I love swallowing, love fellatio, love everything about the taste and texture of a load of cum sliding down my mouth and throat. Hell, I wrote a whole story about it--my first, "My Favourite Word". So any time you need a professional favour, J., just let me know.
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What Em said. Physical changes do not necessarily indicate changes in personality, and you should not live in fear of a partner, period, full stop.
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A hot dog broke off in her vagina? Why did that cause her to seek medical attention? I'd just reach up and remove the damn pork product myself. Yuck.
To the point, though, no, I have never personally known anyone who has had to seek medical attention due to a mistaken sex toy or sex game choice; however, as a nurse, I've certainly seen and heard some spectacular things.
To the point, though, no, I have never personally known anyone who has had to seek medical attention due to a mistaken sex toy or sex game choice; however, as a nurse, I've certainly seen and heard some spectacular things.
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Yesterday was a banner day. I think my brain was bleeding out of my ears by the time I left the hospital. Came home, fed the boys, FaceTimed with my darling nephew, finalized plans for what happens when my sister-in-law goes into labor (she's due 1 June), fell asleep on my face.
I'll take some of whatever Bertha is belching out.
I'll take some of whatever Bertha is belching out.
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Quote by TAF1182017
yes, they are but trying to get help here to take some of the burden off the moderator team as i know they have a lot to do. not trying to go over the moderator's head or anything. Sorry if I was wrong to ask for help here. And yes my tags are like you show they should be.
You have nothing to apologise for, but as was mentioned before, a story moderator is best placed to help you out. I am not a story mod so not able to help you directly. Do remember that buying a premium membership (gold or platinum) carries with it the benefit of having any submitted piece "jumped" to the front of the verification queue, should you wish to submit more works in the future.
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Exhibitionist...although a subtle and discreet sort of exhibitionist. Giving my darling a blowjob while he's driving in heavy traffic, my dress up over my bum, that sort of thing.
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Like H., I overwrite rather than save various drafts, so I've nothing to share. I do have great admiration for authors who actually take the time to lay out an outline and save drafts; my default to Flash Erotica is more due to lack of time than to any great gift or preference for writing Flash Erotica.
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True conversation:
Random Target Shopper: "You have such beautiful skin! What do you use?"
Me: "Dial. And water."
My mother has very few wrinkles even as she closes in on 71, so I guess it's a genetic thing.
ETA: My mother has gone down the cosmetic surgery/filler rabbit hole since I first posted. It's awful. She has beautiful, silver grey hair--now dyed an entirely unnatural shade of black. I don't know what set her off on this journey, but I sure as Hell am not taking the same path.
I have started using caffeine-enhanced eye cream as of late--but that's more to combat the effects of working nights than anything. Also, I never really answered the question--no, I don't think I look my age, and even if I did, I would be okay with it.
Random Target Shopper: "You have such beautiful skin! What do you use?"
Me: "Dial. And water."
My mother has very few wrinkles even as she closes in on 71, so I guess it's a genetic thing.
ETA: My mother has gone down the cosmetic surgery/filler rabbit hole since I first posted. It's awful. She has beautiful, silver grey hair--now dyed an entirely unnatural shade of black. I don't know what set her off on this journey, but I sure as Hell am not taking the same path.
I have started using caffeine-enhanced eye cream as of late--but that's more to combat the effects of working nights than anything. Also, I never really answered the question--no, I don't think I look my age, and even if I did, I would be okay with it.
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A ring. 18k, simple, and something in the 1.00 ct range. Picking up a package of those instant ring sizer thingys (they're called Ring Snuggies or something) would be thoughtful, as it's unlikely that you're going to nail her ring size the first time around. You can have it professionally sized either there in Shenzen or back home (I'm making the presumption that eventually you will make your home in Canada).
It's a generalization to say that the Chinese prefer higher-end jewellery, but I'd call it an accurate one, from personal experience. You also need to bring gifts for her family, especially as it will be the Lunar New Year.
Good luck!!
It's a generalization to say that the Chinese prefer higher-end jewellery, but I'd call it an accurate one, from personal experience. You also need to bring gifts for her family, especially as it will be the Lunar New Year.
Good luck!!
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No. Just no. Did I mention yuck, no? No.
My suggestion is that you find some other way to channel your "naughty nurse" or "dirty doctor" fantasies, because bleeccch NO.
My suggestion is that you find some other way to channel your "naughty nurse" or "dirty doctor" fantasies, because bleeccch NO.
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One dog (Lily, spayed Anatolian Shepherd x Great Pyrenees) and one cat (Niles, neutered DSH). Both "secondhand".
