Coffee. From this morning. With milk. Not fresh milk, this is the same coffee I didn't finish before rushing out the door about 16 hours ago. Yes, I know this is bad idea, but having had the same thing to drink hundreds of times, I think I'm good.
Ermmm...it's not accidental if you're doing it on purpose, as stated (albeit in a winding sort of way) in the OP. Nice story about your boss, though. You should really try your hand at more fiction.
Welcome, Danica. I recommend ordering something very specific...so that Tanya has to be sent out to pick it up, thereby satisfying two needs in one.
Bill, I could really use a good Cider House Rules right about now. Wyder's or another good hard apple or pear cider, followed by a double shot of good bourbon (I like Maker's Mark). Failing that, just shove a couple of shots of whatever isn't visibly cloudy in my direction. Check that, maybe several shots. Like eight, that would be good.
Anybody else struggling with balancing the new comp with the TOS? I have a seriously kinky story knocking about--it's been knocking about for a while in my Google drive, it's more or less a Flash and would definitely be a Flash in the comp, because everyone knows I haven't the time or attention span to do anything but Flash--and am thinking of finishing it out, but I'm wary of violating the TOS. Think alcohol consumption by the main focus of the story (with pre- and during consent) serious restraints, extreme [or what I would consider extreme] torture of specific areas, and multiple men having a go at one woman.
I guess it definitely fits the "Pure Filth" concept, but I worry about the "inflicting pain" part. Especially as it will be inflicted if the woman (the main focus of the story) makes any kind of noise whilst being forced open. Wish I had more practical experience with this sort of thing, the BDSM thing. Although it's more BSM, not BDSM. Not that I have any real practical experience with either.
Damn ethics and morals.
i wnt 2cum on ur tits.
No, seriously, before the membership thing cut down on random black boxes, I easily would receive this sort of message--and usually if not always in that textspeak--five or six times in two or three hours on Lush. Pro tip: Guys, this is not an awesome pickup line.
Eh. In my three-odd years on Lush, I've found that some are entirely not who they claim to be, some are a mix, and some are true keepers.
The only ones that upset me are the ones who post pics claiming to be themselves and the pics are either Photoshopped or taken from an obscure porn site (see: lots of "hotwife" avis and "real" pics in their profiles), and those men who claim to be women and try to write as women. The key word in that last bit being "try".
If someone wants to somehow maintain multiple profiles, I really don't care--I tend to feel more pity than any kind of anger. Me, I have enough going on IRL to maintain one, short, brutally honest profile; if you have the time and dedication to create an entire new persona and then an entire second profile and account for that persona, well, okay, fine by me.
FTR, my avatar is me, but it was born of pure ignorance and laziness--I didn't know that Lush had a stock of stock avatars, and I was too time-pressed to go do a Google Image search that represented "me". So I ran upstairs and took that photo in approximately 45 seconds with a Nokia 810.
~You have more badges than pieces posted, and you start to obsess about keeping the ratio roughly equal
~You skip past forum post titles scrolling across the home page because of spelling errors...or...
~You click on those aforementioned horrible titles just to see how awful the original posting happens to be
~Your "blocked" list is several times over in number with regards to your "friends" list
And most importantly...
~You truly appreciate the efforts and extraordinary time and dedication required of the mod team
~You understand that server farms and bandwidth are not things that come for free
The Quakers. Featuring a mascot of a "Quaker" with a musket, which totally makes sense given that the Quaker faith eschews violence. Brilliant, that one.
A Soixante-Quinze or four, and then fucking. Then another Soixante-Quinze, and possibly more fucking.
White layer cake with marzipan and raspberry buttercream filling and marzipan buttercream frosting. Oh my goodness, do I love my sister-in-law.
Welcome, RKJill (your official Lush Lowlife Bar name, now, I'm afraid). Drinks on me.
Bill, need something strong tonight. Managed to slice the entire pad of the distal portion of my right ring finger completely off, as in down to the bone (don't ask), and trying to avoid the painkillers. Probably not going to succeed. Off to check out the comp.
As a writer, I take the grammatical and style elements of my story, the little details, very seriously. Details matter. None of my stories are true, but all are set in places with which I am intimately familiar, and it is very important that my stories come off as "true" stories. So yes, I take my stories very seriously whilst they are being written.
As a reader, nothing turns me off of reading a story faster than running into some trainwreck of a sentence (e.g., "she had perfect 38DD tits") or obvious laziness in grammar and spelling or a complete inability to write on the part of the author.
Professionally waxed entirely smooth, navel to knees.
Just started the laser hair removal treatments though, so in about a year, maybe less, no more waxing, ever, and permanent smoothness. Expensive upfront, yes, but thinking that the ROI is pretty good, given that a waxing ~4-5 weeks costs around $200 per visiti, whereas a year (~6-8 treatments, maybe less, depending on the area) of laser treatment cost me less than a thousand through Groupon. So excited!!
Raining and ~50F. So....perfect.
Just pierced ears here...I wouldn't consider piercings elsewhere primarily because of the artifact caused by such piercings if the area (pelvis, chest) that is pierced needs to be imaged.
Beer me, please, Bill. Thank you.
So I'm thinking that maybe the OP is trying to write his first erotica piece and is hoping to use chat transcripts to accomplish that feat?
I really--and this is only my opinion--don't think that trying to incorporate all of the elements of any given "sexy chat" is a particularly good idea. I've seen it done once, where the author lifted whole direct dialogue from a chat he'd had with me and put it into his story.
Besides feeling slightly violated (plagiarism is plagiarism, and if you lift my words wholesale from a tract, it's plagiarism) the story was perfectly awful. Not seamless, very jumpy--I couldn't even follow it, and I was part of the story. He eventually killed it, I believe, and has left the site.
Point being, read the divine Ms. B, read Jen, read other writers. Learn to use the "sexy chats" more as research and less as actual verbatim material. Good luck.
Well, Golden Gardens park in Seattle is sure to be covered in bouquets by morning. He was a good man.
Nah, fam. Mike, get me two of those Mexican Coca-Colas, the kind in the glass bottle, made with cane sugar. And get H. the same.
Side note: I am wayyyy too old to be using either the words "nah" or "fam", but H. has seduced me.
35,000-ish. Which is a ridiculous number...I remember being weirded out when I realised that the site kept track of my profile views, and these people were looking at my profile.
FTR, MostPreciousLittle, I did look at yours, so that's a +1. I don't usually look at profiles unless there's some pressing reason to do so. You have an awesome profile page, I'm just not nearly imaginative enough to do anything like that with mine.
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