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I'm here...sorry, Hannah, sorry, Bill, I was working today. Came home tonight to a furnace acting up and then a phone call from a friend who is going through some crazy rough times with her husband. Life interferes.

I could probably use a beer or four, but I'm really in a cider mood--had a delicious Belgian (!) pear cider a few weeks ago, and I'm absolutely furious at myself for not noting the name of the brewery that bottled the cider.
I set up an account years ago...but never really did anything with it, and haven't touched it (logged in) in at least three years. Maybe more.

Friends, true, dear friends, are the kind with whom you have coffee--barring coffee, you call, or text, or FaceTime, or , or whatever. Even black boxing or chatting here is more intimate than FB. Facebook, IMHO, is a great way of pretending to be a friend.
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I have a forum addiction sad


Hmm...that can be treated with, let me think...yah. Nothing. I have nothing. You'll just have to keep posting brilliant musings and truly funny (or truly scary) images in the forums until...forever?
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Is chivalry an attribute that women even notice anymore, and if so, is it considered to be attractive or a sign of weakness?


Chivalry in the sense of holding open doors, offering to lift heavy objects, that sort of thing--that I do notice and I do definitely appreciate.

Chivalry in the sense of refusing to allow me to do these or other things by myself or with minimal, by-request assistance--that is taken as implying that simply because I am a woman, I am incapable of doing these things, and is definitely not appreciated.

Yes, it's a fine line. I firmly believe, however, that the duty of a good man is to learn to walk this line. Not sure that is what you wanted to hear, OP, but it is what it is.
Just noticed the numbers associated with the Author and Recommended Read badges on the profile page. It also appears to apply to the Collaboration and Editor's Pick badges, just from perusing the profiles of a few friends. So nice!

After my initial reaction of "Ermahgawd RED! What is wrong?!", and then the slow realisation that the numbers (in my case, 12 and 4) represented the number of pieces posted and the number of RR's received, I'd like to thank Gav for adding this very nice new feature, and of course thank Nicola for the approval of the feature. Thank you both!
Maybe Nicola didn't go with the "famous painting" or "famous photograph" suggestions because of copyright infringement concerns?

As to the picture...yah, my overwhelming feeling is, right now, "meh". Blonde (with highlights, natch), tan, skinny, white girl, clearly of more than modest means if one is to judge by her suitcase, sunglasses, and jewellery, alongside of a road. If I submit anything, it'll be more than likely about what's in the suitcase, and/or why the car in the distance is driving away (having presumably either dumped her or driven past her) from her, than about her in and of herself.

Anyway. Could do with a good (okay, halfway decent?) Bloody Mary, with the customary pickled green beans, and maybe a few jalapeno stuffed olives, please, barkeep. Thank you.
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Typing in lobbys? I am sorry but I dont understand that. Can you give more details please?


I think he means "forums". Maybe "chat"? Using Google Translate, and messing around a little with reversing the translation feature, (English/whatever/English, English/French/whatever/French/English), you end up with "lobby" for "chat room" or "public room" or "public talk area". I mostly messed with Malay and Hindi.

Just a guess.
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Papergirl/Sitting was an outstanding writer, superior. She wrote one of the best series that was on Lush. Miss her stories.


Oh! Okay, I only knew her as Sitting. Yes, she is brilliant. I believe she won at least one comp, no? It's a terrible thing that she disappeared with her stories into the Internet ether...she never hit me as one to be easily ruffled, and it's hard to contemplate what would drive her to completely delete her account and leave Lush. That is an unfortunate loss.
I am a fan of Torrid's Premium line of denim jeans.

One, they come in tall sizes, two, they accommodate my curves nicely, and three, they look good and accent all the right features without being crazy expensive--especially if you pick them up on sale on the Torrid website. They do tend to run a bit on the large side, which combined with the stretch, means that I generally need to order a size down or two from what I would normally expect to order, but that is a small price to pay for jeans that really do fit a woman's curves and with me in particular, also fit well in terms of rise and inseam length.
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Buz knows about New Orlens coffee. The only serious exception is the 'au liat' served at the Cafe' du Monde just off Jackson Square.

BTW, my WIP has a female character who's short, cute, and 'black'. but I'm struggling to come up with a flattering description of her skin color...preferably something between au lait and dark brown. Any suggestions?


Is Buz referring to coffee blended with chicory? That particular taste is what I associate with "Southern" and especially "New Orleans" style coffee. New Orleans is easily one of my favourite U.S. cities...and the Café du Monde easily one of the best places in the world to just sit and people-watch. Weirdly, I always think of New Orleans and Louisiana in general in terms of scent--the scent of swamp, of the river, of freesia, of rain, of coffee, of so many other things. New Orleans is blessed with this sort of concentrated mélange of olfactory wonderfulness.

Rump, you may want to consider "mocha" or "caramel" to enhance your female protagonist's description...obviously two very different shades of brown, and I'm sure I can come up with some more, but those are just what I happen to have right now.

ETA: I wish I'd known of the member "papergirl". I wasn't truly active on the site until the Spring of 2014, I don't think, and so it's possible that I missed her entirely. It sounds like she had some wonderful stories. I wonder if she's not gone to another site?
I don't even want to click on the link and look to see if anything of mine is up on that site. No, Lushstories.com has nothing to do with that site, or any other aside from the "blue site" and the now-defunct historiaslush.com.

Gav's done a super good job in the past year or so in making it far more difficult for stories to be lifted, wholesale or in part, from Lush, but bad people will always do bad things if they want something badly enough. Given that (at least in my case) a lot of stories are lifted for "clickbait" on porn sites, it's still very tempting to try and skirt the many defences put into place to protect them from being lifted, as porn=money. It's terribly frustrating.
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Think, "Would this bottle look good in the hands of a furry drunk guy slumped against the bar wearing a sheepskin Ushanka?" and be guided by that image.


Oh dear, I snorted tea right up my nose laughing when I read that turn of phrase. Thanks, V.

I could do with a White Russian, and in keeping with the times, like any good Russian, I don't really care where the vodka comes from, or who makes it, or from what, exactly, it is made...as long as it's vodka. My palate prefers Grey Goose, but as we're under the reign of a man and his regime who loves Putin and all things Russian, might as well numb my palate to the good, the passable, and the horrid sooner rather than later.
Favourite scents are lily and freesia, easily, for my favourite natural scents. Favourite perfumes are Estee Lauder Pleasures and Coach Poppy Bloom.

The Lauder scent is my go-to, as it's very subtle and long-lasting, both important qualities when you need to smell at least approximately as good at the end of a 12-hour shift as you did at the beginning of the shift. The Coach Poppy Bloom isn't as long-lasting but has a sort of musk undertone, so it's a nice date night fragrance.
Congratulations, John, and to all the other recipients of the Millionaire's Club badge. Doubt it's a badge I'll ever have gracing my profile, but delighted to see the happiness that it brings to others.
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Maybe he doesn't cheat. Maybe they have an open relationship. Maybe it's none of our business.


This, exactly. Yuma1991, you would do well to remember Matthew 7:1-3, which begins: Judge not, that ye be not judged.

As to the original question, I know that I've answered in more lengthy, detailed ways either in this thread or in other, similar threads, but the short answer is, Yes, it's very possible to be a Christian and be on Lush.
MPL, it's Jennifer, and yes, I am a slut for good Thai and Laotian dishes...as well as Viet dishes. Tom Kha Gai soup is a particular favourite of mine, but it isn't served regularly in any of the local Thai restaurants, and mine never quite seems to turn out right.

Hannah, I don't think any of my stories are categorised specifically in the Reluctance category, but maybe Unexpected Endings? That might come (all puns intended) close. https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/unexpected-endings.aspx

Bill, we definitely need a solid stripper pole in here. A good drunken striptease might wake up even Coma and Tose. Maybe Jeff and Buz could install it? If not, I'm pretty good with power tools. Yes, the real kind and the other kind.



You'll notice that even though the pole is solidly bolted in it still flexes a bit. Thus V.'s suggestion that it not be one of those silly, waiting-for-an-accident-to-happen, tension set "portable" stripper poles.

Oh, and maybe a nice pear cider? If you have it, please, Bill. Thank you!
I always vote, I don't always comment. That said, I've had two instances recently where I've commented first, only to find that I couldn't vote after posting the comment. So I didn't "forget" to vote, I was unable to do so.

On the flip side, like Laura, I don't obsess over the number of votes vis a vis the comments. I let it go. I certainly wouldn't contact a reader who took the time to comment and ask them why they failed to vote--if I even noticed any kind of correlation between X member commenting and a lack of increase in overall vote count. Yes, my timeline is my landing page, but that's pretty much the only time I look at it, and I certainly don't waste my time trying to figure out who voted and who failed to vote. I'm just thankful that anyone at all takes the time to read my work.
Trying to keep up with the goings-on here at the bar...I've not checked, but I understand that both Mike and Hannah received their well-deserved recognition? About damn time.

Ms. B, thank you for adding Beribboned And Bowed to your sig line, it's received far more views than I could hope for and, as an added bonus, landed both myself and my story on the Top Authors and Top Story Picks lists, respectively. I've not been on either list in years--probably two years, at least, as I know that Tension was the last one to land me on both lists.

At any rate, however temporary the accolades, they're a very welcome bright distraction from the sort of dark place I've been in since the new President was sworn in Friday.

The new President. Otherwise known as the tiny-handed "man" who, whilst surrounded by a group of men, put pen to paper and just reinstated the Global Gag Rule, effectively hobbling or outright shutting down NGO's who provide healthcare to women in impoverished and/or otherwise underserved areas.

Oh, and he says things like "I'm, like, really smart", whilst standing before a collection of what are arguably the best and brightest men and women in the world. I read a fairly convincing piece today (will try to find the link) that presents the case for the President being, in fact, functionally illiterate. This would explain a lot of things, from his dismissal of the value of reading books or even using computers to access news and information, to his tweet about being "honered" to serve as the 45th President. Individuals who are functionally illiterate can appear, on the surface, to be literate, because they've practised at appearing literate since a very early age, but scratch the veneer a bit and you see--well, you see slip-ups in basic spelling and various other, little things that taken in aggregation can only lead to the conclusion of illiteracy.

Also, submitted my entry (two, actually), in Ms. B's thread referenced earlier by Hannah. Both by Dianna (Dirty_D), both excellent examples of literary erotica. She's a mother, nurse, a good off-Lush friend, and is a fucking brilliant writer. Check out some of her work:

https://www.lushstories.com/dirty_d

As I'm not likely to land on either of those two lists again for another two, three years, not at my current rate of submitting maybe two or three pieces per year, I'd like to share my happiness. Bill, please give Hannah a "Hannah" however she likes it, set Gil up with as many paper cocktail umbrellas (no, not the ones on the floor...) as you have handy, send something to Coma and Tose, give Terrence the Tarantula a pet, set Jeff and Jen and Buz and whomever else up with whatever they'd like, on my tab.

Ms. B., of course, may have whatever she would like as well, possibly a White Russian to wash down those Russian tea cakes? Which are absofuckinglutely delicious, btw, definitely one of my favourite cookies. Messy, but so worth it.

*sliding bottle down the bar towards Bill* okay, Bill? That is a bottle of Champagne Veuve Clicquot 2008, picked up at a fire sale price but stored correctly and, as it happens, one of the most highly rated bottlings, ever, of Veuve Clicquot. So be careful, please, when corking it for Mike.

V., found some crème de cassis liqueur, unopened, this morning whilst looking for something else (hello, vodka!) in my liquor cabinet. I already have one opened bottle, and given that I generally prefer my drinks to be either a) Scotch, neat b) Scotch liqueur, neat or c) two ingredient--vodka plus one, over ice, I really don't need this bottle. I did recall that you asked for something that requires crème de cassis, so now Bill has some. Virtually, of course, but still...do you like pastis? Not so much a fan but have a total of three bottles, one open, two unopened, in the liquor cabinet, should you want to sip on that quintessentially French liqueur.

So, now this "gin joint" has the basics heading in the direction of a decent bar...sort of. Pastis, Frangelico, crème de cassis...oh, and the jukebox, and Tanya, the amazing multitasking barmaid, plus a tarantula with a liking for women named Jennifer. Well, okay, maybe not a "decent" bar, but a bar. Definitely not going to be "decent" in here after the stripper pole and the climbing rope is installed.

Congratulations again on Rumplations regulars receiving their appropriate accolades.

ETA:

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Would anyone like some Thai food? My treat.


Oh my goodness, if you have some tom kha gai soup, or could make some, I will seriously love you forever. Also...yah, pretty much any truly Thai or Laotian dish. Sort of a slut for Thai and Laotian (and Viet) cuisine.
Thank you, Ms. B.

I strongly recommend both of these stories, both by Dirty_D. One was awarded an Editor's Pick, one garnered an RR. Both are among my favourites.

Under Pressure: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/under-pressure-1.aspx

Sandcastles: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/sandcastles.aspx

As to a number...hmm. 40.

Thank you for starting this thread, it has served to highlight some stories very deserving of a read (or a second read...).
Right side for sleeping, left side for crash napping, whichever side works when I'm sharing the bed.
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Jen, do you think it's a coincidence that the US military is adopting a new handgun just as Trump comes into office? (e asks,conspiratorially)


Ha ha, adverbs. As to the question, the U.S. Army recently adopted the Sig Sauer p320, a so-called "modular" pistol, meaning that assorted parts of the pistol can be swapped out more or less on the fly to accommodate different calibers of cartridge. Sig Sauer makes solid pistols, I have a DAK p229 that although I'm not madly in love with is tolerable. It was a long process choosing a manufacturer to replace the Beretta M9 currently in use, so I do think it's a coincidence; I don't think Trump has any financial ties to Sig Sauer.

Nothing Beretta makes (at least nothing that I'm familiar with) can be considered "modular"; Sig Sauer's DAK p229 and related models pioneered the concept of a truly modular pistol, one that didn't require smithing or specialty work to accommodate another caliber. All that said, given that the U.S. Army has a vast supply of 9mm cartridges, I'm guessing that most of the p320's will be chambered in 9mm most of the time--so why not just go with a Glock 19, or another Glock 9mm model? Seriously, with the abuse that these pistols will likely be subject to--fine dust, sand, extreme temperatures--I'd feel much better if soldiers were issued a Glock model. Glock pistols in general are rather infamous for their ability to take some serious abuse and still reliably discharge a round.

Okay. Enough talk about my hobby. Beer me, please, I have three days off after what seems like an eternity of constantly working, and I need to prepare to spend at least one day doing absolutely nothing.
H.'s stories are bloody brilliant, and Departures is easily the most brilliant and well-crafted piece of literary erotica I've had the distinct pleasure of reading in a while. Thank you, H.
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What a problem solver! There might be a job for you in DC. How do you feel about running HHS? You're faster on your feet than that Price guy.


Eh. I try. I'm pretty sure, however, judging by Price's assorted comments regarding health interests and health care, that "being faster on one's feet than Tom Price" is setting the bar so low it becomes a trip and fall hazard.
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OK, I'm sold. Bill, could you get Mike whatever he wants, so long as it isn't that slut you have working in the back room. I can't afford her.


I think you're good. Bill sent her off to find biscuits or something for Buz earlier today, and given her predilection for "distraction", I rather doubt that she's returned as of yet.

Hey, Bill...cleaning out the garage, found a bottle of Moët et Chandon Brut, not sure of the vintage (label's a bit messed up), definitely not stored correctly. Mike wants Veuve Clicquot...pretty sure that's a little too good for his tastes, battered now by that Michigan beer you were serving a while back.

Anyway...*sliding bottle down the bar* take this, pop it open, toss a wee bit of Chambord into some fancy-looking plastic facsimile of a champagne glass (no dishes for Tanya!), pour Mike a healthy dose of whatever it is that what was once Champagne has turned into on top of the Chambord, and call it good. It's a win-win-win proposition; V. saves her money, I don't have to deal with a bottle of what may or may not still be Champagne, and Mike feels indulged.
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Hi all!

Just back from an invigorating stroll up Fifth Avenue. I can't say it was fast, but it was affirming and reassuring. The NYC's Women's March took over 42nd Street from 2nd to 5th, and then Fifth Avenue from 42nd to 56th (which is where Trump Tower is located). The crowd was energized...it was a wonderful demographic mix....pink hats everywhere. And some fantastic signs, from snarling pussies to the piss related. And though the outrage was channeled creatively and with lots of humor, it was still recognizable as fucking OUTRAGE.

Now, about that stripper pole....I know a few things. There's a pole dancing studio opposite the Chelsea Hotel where you can learn pole tricks like "the hummingbird" and how to prowl like a dollar-bill-seeking enchantress. They even offer special seminars on lap dancing. I, uh, took some classes. I never got inverted, but in a pinch, I know enough that I could probably extract cab fare home from some punter.



Yah, the turnout for the Women's March here was overwhelming...the middle-back was still just leaving Judkins park when the front end of the march was turning onto the final stretch of the march...so some 3.6+ miles of women. KING 5 News Seattle (NBC) is estimating a turnout of 130,000 right now; last night when I registered for the March on eventbrite.com, the same news station was estimating a "possible" turnout of 50,000.

As to the pole...yah, despite years of ballet, I'm too tall and have busted up my shoulders, specifically my L shoulder, entirely too much to be doing the flipping-upside-down thing. There are always lots of classes being offered here; it varies from the "find your inner goddess" variety that V. found to truly fitness-oriented classes. I took one of the latter at the local community centre; it was fun, it was certainly very much exercise, and if nothing else, it gave me mad respect for the women who actually "work the pole", doing on a daily basis in CFM heels what I found to be incredibly challenging even in New Balance runners.
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Your competition idea is one I've been discussing with Ashleigh too recently. I did it a few years ago with the Winter Holidays competition, and it worked really well. So, thanks for the prompt. I think that tips me to the point of no return, in making it happen! I'll get it up next week.


Congratulations, Bill! I do hope that this comes to fruition...racking my exhausted brain, I believe Ashleigh is Dancing_Doll, no? At any rate, thank you for nosing this idea along.

Hannah, I just now actually commented on Departures. It's a terrible habit of mine to score and not comment, and I do apologise for the delay in commenting. For those who don't know already, it's a delightful, well-written, tight piece--go check it out.

V., Mike, Hannah, I second Bill's opinion on the RR's. All it takes is another mod, another set of eyes, reading the piece for it to be awarded an RR, so I would imagine that it's just a matter of time before that pretty blue bling is attached to each of your stories.

Lulu/App, welcome, and you're more than welcome to join the virtual row of slightly sober women named Jen sitting at the bar. Terence the tarantula seems to like us, and as a personal rule, I always do try to keep on the good side of unnaturally large arachnids.

Bill, get on (all puns intended) the stripper pole idea that MPL suggested. Along with Buz's climbing rope, we could have a very literate if slightly intoxicated version of Cirque du Soleil going in here soon. Might even wake Coma and Tose up. Also, when you have a bit of time, I could really do with a good Screwdriver. Since I've learned to expect "passable" as the highest standard in this place, I brought my own litre of orange juice, feel free to add as much of whatever you're calling vodka as possible, leaving the orange juice as a simple colouring agent.

Okay. Back to trying to avoid the reality of Capt. Tiny Hands as the new President. Yay.
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Oh, and I started a birthday thread for a friend but only the wonderful Laura has contributed. Have a heart, people! Poor Pete has to share his 82nd birthday with Trump's inauguration.


Done. 82 years old and on Lush...that is quite the achievement.

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If you get a chance, you should read VG's "Kompromat," about a mysterious "American" who is compromised by Russian secret agents pretending to be hookers.


Crimey. Kompromat is not only a well-crafted piece of writing, it provides the perfect framing for this most imperfect of days. Thank you, Ms. V., for writing it, and thank you, Mike, for pimping the story. I don't do the reading queue thing, rather relying on what friends read, occasionally on spammed stories, and more and more, on recommendations found whilst sitting (reading?) in this bar, with the tarantula and all his eyes eyeballing me.