Hey, do you remember that accident we were in, the one where I crashed into the cop car? Well, they are saying the neck brace you have to wear can come off in a month.
Dude...get out of the fuckin bed, put some clothes on and lets go get a beer or 12...and no, no slipping here.
they quivered uncontrollably, echoed through...
Country
Garlic or black pepper
Fortunately, there is a gallon of personal lubricant nearby
Granted, but you will be naked and have a naked Harry Reid squatting over your ass.
I wish I could break the sound barrier in a car
Yes, especially when the know it all is not under attack.
TPBM really enjoys hi def MMF porn
The sound of leather smacking...
Can you explain why they had to use a colo-rectal procedure to remove Leighs cell phone from your ass? Is that part of a power fuck?
Trust me dude, the swelling will go down...and...what the fuck? The doc said you got your penis caught in the hose attachment of an old Kobold vacuum cleaner…
Her friends, eleven drunk Marines,...
Rosie, its going to be fine...your eye sight is going to return and clear up....no, no...it seems that while helping KK "burn excess calories"...you know, KK squeezed your head between her thighs so hard when she had an orgasm, you blew out a blood vessel in your eye.
HT, my friend, you have no idea how lethal she is with a pillow and a bottle of perfume...I have PTSD from it...let me sit in the corner and cry for a minute....
Oh yeah!! Racy sandwich! <High five Carl>
Granted, but you are diving in the North Atlantic so you have a balmy 45 degree F water temperature and the treasure you find is the radioactive remains of a downed Russian submarine.
I wish I could travel back into time and meet, seduce, then bed Cleopatra
Granted, former British Prime Minister Tony Blair is excited you are at the table with him.
I wish I could talk backward in at least 3 different languages.
This month I am the H&K Mk23 SOCOM, firing .45 caliber (calibre for my British friends)
Granted, but the selector switch is broken so instead of fully automatic or 3 shot burst, the condiment oozes out just like the bottle.
I wish I could lead the first manned mission to Mars
Shaking hands with above...
And looking below...oh please be hot...please let them be hot, and not hidden talent
No, I am hoping I don't get surprised actually.
TPBM has been several days without sexual activity.
feeling horny, invited her friends...
One of those female road construction workers who holds and spins the STOP/SLOW sign to get traffic through.
because he tripped...inside of you