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HotRodG
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male
United States

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ALRIGHT!!! STOP IT!!! ALL OF YOU STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING! HT, STOP FUCKING THESE GIRLS...AND TURN THE FUCKIN CAMERA OFF! All of you put your clothes on and get out of my room
Unfortunately, Ginger has her blacked out assault goggles and black hoods and you are hooded so you cannot see the action...you can only hear it.
Thanks for allowing me to practice my enhanced interrogation techniques. Now...where is the detonator?
I bet you wish you had put some clothes on before the cops came in the door...
No...that is what I call tactically unsound

TPBM is strangely, really into slapping the naked body parts of people running nude through a crowd.
Taz...hands behind your back...palms up toward the sky...spread your legs...wider...bend over at the waist...more...look to your left...CLICK
Officer, let me suggest a very thorough body cavity search on her...she is very sneaky.
Ok, I get it...neon light bulb up the ass...I am just trying to figure out how it exploded...
And by 3 some, I mean me sitting quietly in the corner watching the 2 above...
Ok...the 19th Hole is not a brothel. Let's keep that in mind for next time.
Well, if they are season well they are tolerable.

TPBM has a very important meeting at work tomorrow
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Rod...Rod...did you really think that using a MK19 bandolier for ben wa balls was a good idea? Dude how did you get so many stuffed in your (dry heave)... never mind buddy. Never mind... not judging


LMFAO!! THAT'S LIVE ORDINANCE!!! GET EOD HERE QUICK...I'M GASSY
Penis ring toss…really?? Penis ring toss? You let Kiera and Ginger use you for their penis ring toss game??!... Nothing about that idea made you stop and think that maybe you should think it all the way through….penis ring toss?!
Seriously Rosie...why would you need a chin strap on a dildo??
Ok, the doc says there is no permanent internal damage, thank God...but, my questions is, where did you find a Hello Kitty vibrator?


I know Irina Shayk is not an actress but who could resist this woman...
I suggest next time you wear the latex enema pants that you do not go mountain biking...that will prevent these kinds of injuries.
Granted, you will get to relive Friday afternoon rush hour traffic again.

I wish I had never dropped out of the astronaut program.