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HotRodG
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male
United States

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Well, I would really like to kiss above, but I already know the answer there...I know Ginger, I know...so I am going below
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Stuffing fireworks down your boxers and lighting them to see if you can fly higher than normal in a sandstorm isn't very smart Matt. It's going to take months for the burns to heal.


Let me get this straight...you were kissing the guy so hard, there was a change in pressure and you ruptured your eardrum??
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How could you possibly think that putting a MRE bomb in your ass as a party joke would be funny?!!


LMAO...there are probably only 2 people who know what that is!!
Have her lead me on an exploration of everything Canadian...
You worked a heavy welding nut into the shaft of your dick.... It got stuck in there the moment you got an erection. Logistics dude...logistics
It seems you have been diagnosed with PSAS or Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome. Just the slightest tremor, like the ones from your food processor caused a trembling orgasm and you blacked out and fell down hitting your head.
Using to much oil during the International Naked Twister Championships in Prague.


Yeah, the South Africans get 1000 cool points for her.




On your next leave, this is what you will find on the Costa Rican beach (Pacific side) where you will be crashing.
Granted, but they are now homeless and want to borrow money.

I wish I had the power to become invisible at will


Its a good thing I was not in WWII, I would have not got anything done...to busy rubbing them out to Betty Grable
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I'll follow in that line of spectacular classic beauties. Sophia Loren. Wow!


WOW!!! She is dynamite!!
"See how long he can stay absolutely still when my cold mouth kisses his warm skin ... if he moves I'll have to start all over"




I told you, dude...we should not go to the donkey show...Tijuana always brings out the worst in you Marines...


I am going old school again...Hedy Lamarr, from the 1940's
Thank God...we got HT and his harem out of here...now, where were we??
Look at her. Who would not want to have sex with the user above me? Of course I would...