When I was thirty thee my son told me his friends thought I was a MILF. Not knowing what that was and not wanting to appear stupid, I said, "Well thank you dear."
Later my husband told me what that meant. I stormed into my sons bedroom and said, "You and me. We've gotta talk..."
I didn't experience internet trolls until I joined lush. It's pretty evident who they are. It's sad. They remind me of the bullies in JR High School. The need to belittle others to feel worth in their own pathetic lives.
Well at 39 now, I guess I'm in the Milf category. At least that's what I've been told.
Before or after I castrated him?
I can't even pat my head and rub my belly at the same time. I like oral sex but one at a time. It is easier to focus on either getting or giving for me.
Ok. Last try
Sunday morning and cold rain is pouring down
That's OK
By Prince
The last one is by Gucci Mane
It's a Cold Day
I need somebody to lay with
I think the whole "force" thing might be a substitute for "God."
And... The whole thing about Hans Solo being a great pilot is a myth. He actually crashed on a golf course. I mean what kind of pilot does that?
Today is a good day to die.
Chief crazy horse
Gawd I must be an ignoramus. I knew the "father forgive them but they know not what they do" one and the Martin Luther King quote too.
I misunderstood the quiz. I thought it was fill in the blanks in the order given. As a teacher I know you must read the instructions carefully.
I give myself an F-
I actually start my rshower in the gym with my workout shorts and shirt on. Then ring them out roll them in my towel and put them in a plastic bag. I hang them up in the patio room when I get home. I did miss taking them out of the plastic bag once and.... Ewwww.
Actually, hubby does the laundry at our house. I iron. To all those guys that say to work out naked they have no clue what it is to run without the support of a sports bra.
