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Horrible lay? Yes.

Dumb? Who am I to judge?

But I was wearing a condom, the purpose of which is to prevent the 'leaving of evidence.' Or are you referring to foot prints, finger prints, and a witness?

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I'm am just curious to know what other guys or couples do. After sex with my wife and I have cum, I need to recover. I guess some guys are able to continue right away after cumming and some guys cannot. Well I'm one of the guys who cannot. After cumming, I kind of lose the moment and need something to try and get me in the mood again. All the sexual excitement is gone and I need to get it back. Any suggestions?

I have talked to my wife and she's suggested some sexual toys, watching some porn.

Please let me know what has worked for you, maybe something that works for you will work for us.

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Guys, have you ever tried to fake an orgasm during sex? If so, do you think your partner caught on?

Ladies (I know you're reading this, too), has a guy ever tried to fake an orgasm with you?

I did once several years ago. The sex was boring, I was getting tired, distracted, totally disconnected, and nowhere close to cumming. So I scrunched my face and made a few grunting noises as I thrust deep into her, then quickly went to dispose of the condom with the unfilled reservoir tip. If she noticed (I kind of suspect she did), she didn't say anything. Just wondering if anyone's had a similar experience.

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So what eventually caused you two to explore the sexual possibilities? His idea or yours. It seems my wife is driving the bus so to speak.

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Here is a little background:

Been married to my wife for 21 years, met in high school, to my knowledge we have only be with each other. I have no reason to believe others. It's been pretty normal as far as sex goes. Meeting vanilla; yes there is oral on both sides and she will only allow me to fuck her in her pussy, no anal. She really had been closed off to any experimenting, you almost say she was very prudish about sex.

So about a year ago she has told me during a game of truth or dare that we were playing that she had toyed with the idea of a threesome MFF. Nothing much on the topic since then other than snide comments from me about her having a gf. So within the last two weeks she really has started to heat things up out of no where.

She started giving me a blow job in the kitchen, when the kids were in the living room, we even fucked in the kitchen with the kids and her mom in the living room. She has given me a blowjob while I was driving and let me pull her shirt up in the car while we parked at a local college parking lot and let me lick on her tits. We have been talking kinky stuff while fucking about a woman joining us and recently suggested that she had a bf and he joined us and that while she was fucking him she was sucking me off and then we switched. She had her dildo out and was licking it while I fucked her and she brought it to my lips and pushed it in, it's just a dildo and it tasted good as she just had it in her pussy so I sucked on it. She got incredibly hot.

So as all this has happened she recently went to an adult toy party. This is all completely out of her character and I asked her why the sudden change and if she had been reading stuff or talking to someone. She said no that she just didn't want things to get stale and wanted me to keep thinking that "damn I'm lucky she is my wife".

So my question(s) are:

Does it sound like to you all that she is talking to someone else?
Do you think she possibly is seeing someone else which is why her sex drive and experimentation have increased?
And what do I make of her putting her dildo in my mouth and her excitement over that.

I'm not sure what to think, but I am enjoying her new found excitement and experimentation thought process. Thoughts?

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Like most men on Lush, I'm hung like a mule and strike fear into the hearts of women. The only thing bigger is my imagination.

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Don't get discouraged. I just read one of your stories and it was great. Most of these people have been here for years and I would guess that popularity is not a linear attribute. If you are getting 1000 a month now, it could be 5000 a month or more in a year, especially with your obvious writing ability. Hang in there.

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I agree with you.

The thing is academic creative writers can get lost in being "academic" and not truly creative. I remember my graduate Creative Writing Forum (keep in mind I applied for poetry and have no idea why they thought I was a better writer of fiction), I hated their asses and they hated me. If I heard one more "well written" story about sitting in a damn coffee shop or a leaf falling from a tree, I was going to shoot myself. This one girl wrote a 10 page story on Kudzu. I'm not lying. To me their stuff was just boring. But, they loved patting each other on the back. That's because they were alike. I never was a grammar or structure fiend. Because of that, they would tear me a new one every time I was up. But, my professor loved the crap out of me. He was my one saving grace. I would cry in the stairwell after a critique circle. He said that I could tell a story. That's why I was there.

I wrote this story one time about a girl (14 or 15) that had a boyfriend (19 or 20). They lived in a small southern town, in low income housing that she had because she already had a baby--for him. He was cruel to her, high most of the time on weed or alcohol. Well he was messed up one night, violent and put a glass, grape Nehi pop bottle in her vagina. He managed to shoot at the bottle. The damage it did to her body was unbelievable. My story was from the viewpoint of the middle aged nurse that treated her in the hospital. She was highly upset because the doctor said, "We don't have to worry about her having anymore kids."

Do you know that they spent two hours dissecting the reality of such a story. Besides that none of them knew what a Nehi pop was. That was an issue. But, I knew that a 14 year old would prefer a Nehi grape pop or Jungle Juice to a Pepsi or Coke. Who cares? But, you cannot say anything during these "classes". You can't defend one thing or comment. You just sit and let 12 people rip your heart out. They, as a group, decided that I was being unrealistic. People just don't do things like that.

Well the thing was, in a little town in South Carolina this 14 year old girl let her boyfriend shoot at a pop bottle (no indication of what type of pop bottle--as if that mattered) while it was inserted in her vagina. He walked away Scott free, had to go to a rehab center. I always wondered what would make a girl, no matter how inexperienced and insecure, sit still while a man does that? What type of man does that and how could she have been with him beforehand? What type of jury only sends the man to rehab after such an act? The why fascinated me. So I tried to work it out, come up with a why.

I cried and cried because after that everyone treated me like I was a freak that didn't belong there with my smut story. Seriously.

So my point is, write what the fuck you like. Write what you would want to read. Academia can ruin the creativity within a person. Believe me, I'm always trying to get my students to think outside the box. It's hard as hell for some. If someone writes a story about a leaf, it better be a leaf from another planet that is interesting as hell or I'm giving it back to have them try again.

I know that I didn't write another story for five years. I changed my major to Comparative Lit. I gave up on writing poetry as well. Then, some lady calls me and wants to publish it in a scholarly journal. She somehow came across my thesis. I was like, kiss my ass.

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Seven Years...

(You NEVER showed YOUR TITS enough...)

xx SF

(You'll be OUT in five... IF YOU BEHAVE!!!)