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The short answer is Yes.
Edit your story to give the series title to the first in the series, then add the rest to it. ?
Quote by VioletVixen

I think Vanessa still reigns supreme. She has so many, and a tentacle for every type. Now, if she insists on fighting, then I insist on a mud pit so we can wrestle it out like two proper ladies. Thank you very much.


Monday already.. just popping in for a quick after work drink.. I know I shouldn't but I think I need a gin

Welcome Erin, and congratulations on the Recommended Read for your debut story.

Violet and Vanessa wrestling in a mud pit.. Rumps, the evening entertainment you are putting on gets better and better.. I can see the posters now.. V v V in a fight to the right to claim Queen of the Tentacles!

Congratulations / Commiserations on the Super Bowl result.. and Congratulations Wales.. like Michelle said, you don't really mind the Welsh or Scots winning.

Here's to another week writing filth.. the poetry competition is going strong. I submitted the first ever poem I wrote. I recommend reading it at breakneck pace, with a punk poet type accent and delivery - think john cooper Clarke or Attila the Stockbroker. It's not the most romantic of poems, but for those of you who have read my stuff, you know romance doesn't really feature. Link below for handy reference
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/-songs-of-love-.aspx

Cheers everyone, I may be back later for a or
Quote by CuriousAnnie



So I shouldn't enter this ode to love then, with polish surely this must be a winner;

There was a cute lady called sprite
Her forum posts were always right
As a comp story appraiser
She has the mind of a Taser
I love her but do fear her smite


Oh well, the Iliad has 15,693 lines, there is no word limit; I may be some time, there's a lot to do.

Giggling down under.


Perhaps a Joycean style epic with no punctuation and a looping storyline that never ends? 15,693 lines.. hmmmm bore them into submission that they never finish reading the poem, I like it
Quote by nicola
As per Liz, but I would go one further and put it in the freezer (not too long) so you can cut it exactly how thick you like it.

That's how pro chefs get their cuts of beef so thin for things like carpaccio / pho etc..


That takes a level of organisation and pre-planning that is beyond me

I'm with Jen, knife in the middle and slowly saw/cut to the edges
Quote by kistinspencil


Make it a double, brave girl, and put it on my tab


Cheers Kistin.. hugs to you too

Quote by curvygalore


Ladies, let me get you a drink! Evening beer here please Rumps and wotever the gals would like. And any blokes for that matter too!


Cheers Curvy.. I may as well follow up with a beer.. Lovely to see the place buzzing.

Looking forward to the next competition... cheers

Next round's on me
Aww shoot.. has Ping / PNGd left again? sad

I'll have a gin and tonic since it's "fuck it can't be only Tuesday" Tuesday
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
Friends, I am having a problem with at least one of my story series: A Slut's Life, the autobiography I'm co-writing with Nika S. (I'm helping her because English is not her first language.) And it may be that my issue is even more widespread.

Someone is leaving low scores, apparently deliberately, specifically 2's for my stories. This seems to me to be a deliberate effort to drag the average scores down. This also happened with Bonnie's Big Gangbang.

At first, I thought it was just one story, or just one series, or just one person, but a new story, published just this afternoon, "Naked Slave", has received 4 scores so far, two of them 5's, and two of them 2's.

I doubt that this is due to someone reading all the way through a story, and then deciding they don't like it. Most people in that situation just don't finish the story, and don't bother to rate it.


No suggestions.. there are all sorts in here. After 59 stories, I finally got my first 1 vote, swiftly followed by a second and then a third.

They have left comments ranging from "totally unenjoyable" through "I can not stand stories that make hateful people out to be the heroes" to ""written by someone who dislikes men and enjoys portraying really unhealthy relationships and ignores how it would affect the children"

As a friend pointed out, I should cherish these reviews and I agree with Verbs, it is a badge of honour that your story can incite such a level of feelings to make them go the effort of scoring you a 1 rather than just clicking on the next page
Hey everyone, Sunday evening so I guess I'll have a beer to see out the weekend.

Kistin, congratulations on reaching the century. I hope to get there one of these years. Let me buy you a drink to celebrate
Sunday night.. Think I need a nice glass of Australian Shiraz since its Australia day soon ?

Hope everyone had a good weekend.. Facing into home schooling and working from home tomorrow.. Wish me luck ?
Giggles, nice to see you're a real Scotsman James ?

I'll have a beer.. Cheers Michelle.. And Curvy, Rachel, Annie, Lucky and the rest of the girls.

James is right though, the last few days have seen some fantastic writing coming out of Rumps.. Here's to plenty more
Quote by sprite


you should put music to it and post the chords and see if you can get someone to record it. smile


That's a great idea.. I might need more than the one and a half verses I've got so far.. but then again. its punk.. thats loads
Afternoon everyone.. it must be beer time

I've just written a new story which may or may not be to some tastes. I even wrote my own punk song for it as you can't quote song lyrics in a story. A word of warning, the word cunt does appear in it quite a bit.

So if a lesbian hookup up between a redheaded Scottish Journalist and the Korean singer of a band who writes love songs called Cunt sounds like your cup of tea, here's the link..

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/interracial/-a-song-called-cunt-.aspx

Cheers everyone
Reading that piece of filth that James has posted on the front page reminded me of this song..

I think it's Australian but I'm sure the curious Annie would know more..

hope everyone is behaving themselves.. fuck, who am I kidding.. it's Rumps.. I'll have a gin and tonic.

I'm trying desperately to finish another story so I can't stay too long... I may be back for a beer later

By the way, I agree, Rumps. Vanessa's story rocks. I had to fan myself off afterwards.. hmm... wonders if fan was the correct word

Quote by CuriousAnnie
Afternoon all, hot down under.

Keep safe and well everyone, remember your sunscreen, the sun is so intense this time of year.



Sunscreen?? We don't need no sunscreen under 6 jumpers, a hat and scarf.. no not jealous at all, at all, at all smile

Quote by PNGd




Mr Ping, I feel like that most days too.. I do love Daffy, he was always misunderstood.. Bugs was a bastard lol

Hope everyone is doing well. I won't pretend I'm not intrigued by the spanking session. There seems to be quite a few naughty bunnies and the likes with red asses. Well, if they need to confess any more naughtiness, I'll see them on their knees later.

And last but not least, Happy Birthday Ms CG. You are one fantastic lady and I hold you responsible for the outpourings of filth I have contaminated these pages with. Cheers

Quote by gav


Can you send me the details of the message please. Its being sent out to the author and any contributing authors following lists.


Hi Gav

This appears to be happening again.
I'm not following an author nor am I following the contributing author but I got an email telling me I was.

Just thought I'd flag it again.

Susie ?
Quote by tams_back_yay


Make mine a whiskey...Bulleit if you got it, CG. Im in a whiskey mood.


Cheers Tam, I'll join you in a whiskey chaser, Jamesons please.. and a beer for me and Curvy too
Congratulations Tam, it's up to you to do the 3-in-a-row now.
So much debauchery, so many different takes.. some big hitters missing from the Top 10. . WannabeWordsmith and CuriousAnnie, both your stories rocked.
At the risk of sounding like an Oscars speech, I won't list any more as I'm bound to forget someone.. Tam, I shall join you in Rumps for a beer or several.

Here's to the next one
Quote by JamesLlewellyn


Susie! YOU don't drink Jameson's do you? (plaintively)

I have enough competition with Carl, who has suddenly reappeared, but to have to fight off Susie as well – well, it buggers the imagination how I'm going to get a dram from now on!

I was just lurking, being deep in a fantasy story for a friend, when your post leapt out at me – sort of the way your stories do.

Aw, shucks… (grumble, grumble, grumble…)

Back to the keyboard.


Never fear James, I don't drink Jamesons all the time... but I did have a friend who lived across the road from the distillery. I have gone on the tour there just for the chance to drink the free samples at the end of it more than once

I need a coffee... work sucks sad
I'd love a drink.. A Jamesons whiskey please..
Just finished trying to work from home during a power cut for 5 hours.. Emailing on my phone is a pain.. Power just back in time for me to throw my hands up and hit the bar.

I'll have a second Jamesons too.. Thanks and have one for yourself Rumps ?
Quote by vanessa26

I consider it a down vote of sorts
I either give 5's or skip voting or sometimes I read so fast I miss voting also


I find the voting very hard.. I usually don't vote or comment if I don't like a story. Sometimes I will give a 4 if the story doesn't engage me as much as I thought it would.
The whole votes/views is so skewed.
A click on it and reading the first 2 lines counts as a view as much as reading 3 or 4,000 words.
Those with large fan bases will get a lot more votes.

I'm quite happy with the whole secret voting with a bunch of judges that no one knows who they are.. it seems the most logical... even if it is a lot of work shortlisting and voting.
Congratulations Kimmi
I love your work.. You getting the Omnium badge last year and the Awesome badge this year just shows how much you rock.. So pleased for you ?
Quote by TheTravellingMan

I'll have another cup of English Breakfast Tea please... procrastination is something I can do tomorrow.

Here's a brunchtime soother...





I love this song.. brings me right back... and imagining your cooking has me salivating (no, not like that lol )

Another freezing cold day here so I'll need a very large cup of coffee.

If anyone needs some new reading material, I've written a new piece of filth involving naughty lesbians and a bit of sexting https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/-such-a-bad-little-fucktoy-.aspx

Enjoy the day everyone, I may be back for some booze later smile
I'll have a gina and tonic please.. it's almost the weekend.. what a day yesterday, hugs to my American friends.
The only consolation is imagine this had happened before 2020.. Imagine how traumatised we'd all have been in a normal year. Now, it doesn't give the same sense of impending panic and doom.. Just wondering what is coming next.
Hi everyone, can I have sonething hot.. A double of Bertha's coffee should get me going.. It's struggling to get above freezing here.. Just watched one of the dogs slide across the patio looking slightly perturbed.
Hope everyone is good.
Morning Curvy, I'll have a coffee please. Definitely need something hot this morning. Had a bit of car figure skating while driving to get milk.. Definitely a day to stay indoors.
Looks like I missed quite a night.
Congratulations Vanessa on reaching 100 stories.. You've inspired me to try and reach that this year.. Or maybe within 2 years.. Or umm well it'll get there some time. Seriously impressive achievement.
Stay safe everyone ☕
Happy New Year ... I'm a little behind the times.. well it's a cold frosty Sunday so i think a hot whiskey is in order.. then i may as well have a beer. Apparently it's back to work tomorrow.. cheers everyone
Carter USM recorded a song in 1991, 'After the Watershed', which contained the line "Goodbye Ruby Tuesday, come home you silly cow" One court case later, the track is now credited to Morrison, Carter, Richards and Jagger. 3 words was more than enough to imply copyright infringement
Happy birthday you magnificent bastard.. the place is too dull without you {}

Quote by utterchaos
To top off being in the new tier 4, I've just been notified that children in my daughter's class have tested positive for Covid so she now has to self-isolate for 10 days, however due to being notified late it's actually only until the 24th. She already went to my ex-husband's for the weekend, so that's worked fantastically *sarcasm.* It's no wonder the rate has shot up again to over 850 per 100k.


I really feel for you. For a government to say 3 days ago it was too late to cancel Christmas then cancel Christmas but not have proper test and trace is criminal.
Buying you a drink and sliding it across the bar.
Look after yourself and stay as safe as you can.
Hi Xander,

I know we haven't spoken much but I've seen you in the bar.

Just want to wish you a happy birthday