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I wonder if cocaine or other pharmaceutical enhancements can be absorbed through the penis while one receives a blowjob?

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You may be a nice Canadian boy, but I have the Chocolate Guinness cake! *mwahaha*

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Sounds like a great theme. Eeyore shy by day and dominate by night.

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Careful... saying that here is a one-way ticket to your inbox being flooded with pics (but not from me: I don't send unrequested dick pics, haha!)

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Bologna tartare is pretty funny.

I'm dropping in pretty late, but still have room for one last cup of coffee or three.

Headline of the day: The Emerging Fetish of Laying Alien Eggs Inside Yourself



The Ovipositor lays gelatin eggs in the body cavity of your choice. Fans say the sensation of mushy extraterrestrial ovum slopping out of them is a real treat.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/bnpv85/the-emerging-fetish-of-laying-alien-eggs-inside-yourself

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sprite and I just grabbed an EP for Purr!

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/-purr-.aspx

It's hot and weird. Like me. sprite too, I assume, though I won't speak for her.

Drinks're on me all weekend (and by me, I mean the long lost Oceanrunner, whose presence--and tab--I still miss from time to time)! I'll have a Ghidorah!

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Decadent

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Susie, what distance are you running? Hydrate and have a great one!

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Blueberry muffins! Thanks Fuzzy!

And thanks for the set-up, Cyn the Unquenchable.

Not much going on here. Cold and raining. Busy work day. Half day of school, so the kids are watching The Simpsons in the next room.

Coffee would be perfect!

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U r most welcome! That "Purr" story definitely took me on a trip

Regarding "Rain" (another great read for those who haven't got to it yet) I generally lean towards keeping mysteries unexplained. Readers shouldn't have it all spelled out for them. No harm in prodding them to exercise theiir own imaginations a little

And in the world of elite round ball football known as the European Champions League, Tottenham Hotspur matched Liverpool's incredible comeback by scoring the winning goal in the very last minute of injury time. Right now European football is providing some of the most exciting TV watching anywhere!

And for all the Canadians who hang out at Rumps, your eminent Countryman, NBA Hall of Famer Steve Nash, an unapologetic Spurs(that's Tottenahm not San Antonio!) booster, and current soccer analyst, actuall shed tears on TV at that final goal.

Which leads to one of the most profound existential questions ever, at least if your English, (though it applies more broadly too): If you had the choice between having the most perfect sex ever with the woman of yur dreams whoever she might be OR England winning the World Cup again (you can substitute your favorite club team and the Champions League here but it's not quite the same) which would you chose?

My answer? Are you kidding me? ;-)

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I'm only correct when I agree with you, Rumps! ;)

You are spot on about Rumplators' story calibre. If you guys have read Will's great story and haven't caught DeviantSusie's latest, you should, cos it's excellent. Here's the link:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/teen/-charlotte-sometimes-.aspx

Last pint before bedtime, please Rumps!

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Will have to be - Reverend Graham says there won't be any stories like Susie's.
Make mine coffee, would you please - some of that BB stuff!