Icarus does wear his underpants on the outside, because by day he is Icarus 11, but by night, he is still Icarus 11 but with his underpants on display. I joust, I mean jest! Icarus would whip my booty in a medieval contest! Icarus is a gentleman, friendly and genuine in the forums.
I am going to respect Terri's wishes and call her a boat to ferry her from the island.
Fuck
Shitting hell
Fuck knuckle
Cunt
Ass hat
Shite
Now, about these Blazing Saddles references..... It's a big yes from me!
"Look at that."
"Steady as a rock."
"Yeah, but this is my shootin' hand!"
Classic.
I like the Bond villain thinking but I don't remember a Bond villain racing Sea turtles.... Was that Jaws? And was he racing sea turtles, like greyhound racing or racing them like the grand national, using turtles as water skis....?
Either way, I'm in for our island rendez vous!
I have him blocked so he is not annoying. I imagine he breathes very capably.
A treasure, witty, caring and one of the dearest people on Lush, V was the original choice to play the character of 'V' in the film V for Vendetta, but after her screen test the directors felt they need to scale back to Hugo Weaving as Vanessa made the character too erotic.
Polite, friendly and a gentleman. To date, he has never yet skipped a queue.
Grace is the real life inspiration behind Roald Dahl's classic book 'Matilda'. Grace really can move objects with her mind but gave up her powers after she accidentally sent a newly discovered manuscript of Shakespeare's 'Love's Labour's Won' into a fire rather than a safe.
Grace is cerebral, witty and engaging. She once defeated Hulk Hogan in an arm wrestling match.
A woman of substance. Well, we all are. We're all made of a substance called Carbon. So, er, that's not unique. Vanessa is.... Oh, no can't say that, Christ sake James, do you want the CIA banging down your door questioning you about Vanessa this and Andorran sovereignty that.... Em.... Let's just say Vanessa is a wonderful human being, fun and witty and has absolutely no connections to rebel groups in minor European countries.
Terri is a kind and compassionate soul. She also very nearly 2003 Chess World champion until she threw a rook across the board in a fit of ecstacy only to realise that was an illegal move.
Ping was one half of the first ever table tennis doubles world champions. His partner also went on to give his name to a 1970s video game.
She exists very agreeably.
No, not to my recollection. But I did once get to school when I was 5 and when I took my jacket off discovered I still had a tea towel safety pinned to my back as I was pretending to be a superhero! Haha!
HYE dressed up as a superhero before?
I'll happily stay marooned with Grace. I promise to keep my naughty bits hidden.
Quite a long time. I enjoy my own company and I am well-versed at keeping myself occupied.
What do you think will remain change in the world after all this is finished?
Charming and delightful to converse with. More importantly, though, Grace was a guest commentator for this past year's Gerbil Olympics. A lot of the events involved running in wheels.....
Not that I recall.
HYE been given detention?
No, I never would. I don't think there is anything that anyone could say that would make me cry.
HYE gotten into a fist fight?
Metabolises oxygen efficiently.
Hmmmmm.... As in Never Ever Land?? OK.... But be warned there are pirates in the bay, children who have never grown up knocking around in feral gangs and strumpet fairies buzzing around dusting on folk. But if you're down for it, so am I!
A delightful, effervescent and endearing young woman full of wit and charm. She also has the enviable distinction of receiving the Tanzanian medal of honour. She earned it by riding a giraffe around the savannah and fighting off poachers.