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Jam_Wil_Mac
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Cis Male, 37
0 miles · Lerwick

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Icarus does wear his underpants on the outside, because by day he is Icarus 11, but by night, he is still Icarus 11 but with his underpants on display. I joust, I mean jest! Icarus would whip my booty in a medieval contest! Icarus is a gentleman, friendly and genuine in the forums.
I am going to respect Terri's wishes and call her a boat to ferry her from the island.
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He is always funny and makes me laugh
Plus he has a great imagination




Grace is a charming woman of depth, wit and warmth. Such are her skills that she found Lord Lucan. However, her confidence is tight and assured, so she told no-one.
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I adore him, he is always hilarious and makes me smile.


No, I adore you more!

Terri is fun and friendly. She also has an orange chocolate ball named after her.
Now, about these Blazing Saddles references..... It's a big yes from me!

"Look at that."
"Steady as a rock."
"Yeah, but this is my shootin' hand!"

Classic.

I like the Bond villain thinking but I don't remember a Bond villain racing Sea turtles.... Was that Jaws? And was he racing sea turtles, like greyhound racing or racing them like the grand national, using turtles as water skis....?

Either way, I'm in for our island rendez vous!
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The best and most creative forum poster ever


This is the greatest moment of my life! I won't forget you all who voted for me! Look, Ma, I did it!!



Love you, Ashley! ;)

Steph, above, is effervescent, fun, kind and enthusiastic. She is a gem. She is such a badass that when she caught Covid-19, the virus had to spend 14 days in quarantine.

:EDIT: Beaten to the punch by above, so I'll say he is quick.
I have him blocked so he is not annoying. I imagine he breathes very capably.
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Yes, I notice you've been very good about that. Even when you pee you always turn away. I'm getting tired of "The Taming of the Shrew." Can we do some Gilbert and Sullivan instead?


Oh, no sorry, when I pee I pretend I'm a rotary hose so I spin around. It's childish, but it entertains me.

Bored of "Taming of the Shrew"?! Good grief, but OK, I acquiesce to your request. I see your Gilbert & Sullivan and raise you Laurel & Hardy.


I have the above member blocked.
A treasure, witty, caring and one of the dearest people on Lush, V was the original choice to play the character of 'V' in the film V for Vendetta, but after her screen test the directors felt they need to scale back to Hugo Weaving as Vanessa made the character too erotic.
Polite, friendly and a gentleman. To date, he has never yet skipped a queue.
Grace is the real life inspiration behind Roald Dahl's classic book 'Matilda'. Grace really can move objects with her mind but gave up her powers after she accidentally sent a newly discovered manuscript of Shakespeare's 'Love's Labour's Won' into a fire rather than a safe.
Grace is cerebral, witty and engaging. She once defeated Hulk Hogan in an arm wrestling match.
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James, Has quickly become one of my favourite people to post with here, He is always fun and quite witty
Plus when we got stranded on the dessert island ( Its literally an island made of cake and the water surrounding is coffee ) I only played Madonna out of the coconut radio and he never complained once, No matter how many times he had to hear Like a Prayer.


A few points here. Firstly, bless your socks, you are one of my favourites on this whole site in any way. You're an absolute babe. Secondly, quite witty? I am unbelievably witty, thank you very much. I did not complain, no. On an unrelated note our coconut radio is now drifting in the Indian Ocean somewhere.

Icarus is charming, polite and kind. Butter literally doesn't melt in his mouth. It is an incredible genetic quirk.
A woman of substance. Well, we all are. We're all made of a substance called Carbon. So, er, that's not unique. Vanessa is.... Oh, no can't say that, Christ sake James, do you want the CIA banging down your door questioning you about Vanessa this and Andorran sovereignty that.... Em.... Let's just say Vanessa is a wonderful human being, fun and witty and has absolutely no connections to rebel groups in minor European countries.
Terri is a kind and compassionate soul. She also very nearly 2003 Chess World champion until she threw a rook across the board in a fit of ecstacy only to realise that was an illegal move.
Ping was one half of the first ever table tennis doubles world champions. His partner also went on to give his name to a 1970s video game.
No, not to my recollection. But I did once get to school when I was 5 and when I took my jacket off discovered I still had a tea towel safety pinned to my back as I was pretending to be a superhero! Haha!

HYE dressed up as a superhero before?
Heidi is endearing, enchanting and beguiling. A charming woman of intellect and heart. She was the original model artists used when drawing the character Jessica Rabbit for the film "Who Framed Roger Rabbit". But after film execs felt she was too sexy and alluring, the artists made her less sexual.


I'll happily stay marooned with Grace. I promise to keep my naughty bits hidden.
Quite a long time. I enjoy my own company and I am well-versed at keeping myself occupied.

What do you think will remain change in the world after all this is finished?
Charming and delightful to converse with. More importantly, though, Grace was a guest commentator for this past year's Gerbil Olympics. A lot of the events involved running in wheels.....
No, I never would. I don't think there is anything that anyone could say that would make me cry.

HYE gotten into a fist fight?
Hmmmmm.... As in Never Ever Land?? OK.... But be warned there are pirates in the bay, children who have never grown up knocking around in feral gangs and strumpet fairies buzzing around dusting on folk. But if you're down for it, so am I!
A delightful, effervescent and endearing young woman full of wit and charm. She also has the enviable distinction of receiving the Tanzanian medal of honour. She earned it by riding a giraffe around the savannah and fighting off poachers.
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They'd be unstoppable...
Seriously though did you see her weird ass video
No? Neither did I as I'm on island

Watch out for that seagull tho its got the rona...


As someone who comes from the North East of Scotland, seagulls with the 'Rona aren't the problem. Seagulls stealing your chips is.

However, as we'll have plenty of time on our hands on our island, we could build a coconut catapult to defend ourselves from those seagulls.

I have little to no knowledge of celeb culture. I only learned that they used to date when you told me. You could fill me in on everything celeb, and I'll fill you in on..... The NFL draft? Any interest? What about the history of Professional wrestling? Hmm mm...... I may need to find another way to entertain you in that case.....