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Jam_Wil_Mac
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An unequivocal yes from me. A posh girl with a posh education will surely adore my nonstop recitations of Shakespeare.

This royal throne of kings, this scepter’d isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for her self,
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea.
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My response won't change so those that choose to have an issue w/ it will whine about it.
Again, a choice.





Kinda missing the point I made and rather amusingly proving my point.
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Jack is one of only two people to have ever been to the very bottom of the Mariana Trench. He never talks about it however, as he found Lord Lucan and promised to never tell. Sorry for the spoiler, Jack....
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I never called it anything but entertaining myself on threads.

Pretty sure others called it attitude/being rude.

That's still your problem not mine.





Actually, it is your problem. Creating discord in a social group for your own amusement is juvenile and counter-productive to the well-being of a social group. You have a responsibility as an adult to work effectively in a social situation. Failing to do so, purposefully is at best selfish and childish and at worst determinedly antagonistic. Human society and social groups are founded on care, teamwork and togetherness. There is a reason every single human society in history has punished and chastised those who are selfish and antagonistic and counter-productive. If you cause discord knowingly, you are the problem. Entertaining yourself is no harm as long as it does not cause a detrimental effect to others.

As for above, absolutely yes. We can make instruments out of driftwood, pineapples and coconuts and start our own R'n'B band. What should we be called?
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Sure, if we have time on our hands we can do a scene by scene recreation of Shrek. "Ogres are like onions."
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I feel like he would be an amazing writer, imagination like crazy


I have stories on my old page, they haven't been able to be moved over. Here's my old page.

https://www.lushstories.com/st_crispins_day

Vanessa is kind, sweet, funny, heart-warming, rather beautiful and this one time... at band camp.... she stuck a flute in her pussy.... cat and it played Mozart's Flute Concerto No. 1 in G Major.
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At first I thought you said Lord of the rings I got nervous
Muppet treasure island it is..(.besides its got tim curry )





I studied acting and when I was a kid, it was this performance of his that made me realise what good acting was and inspired me into acting. MTI is one of my all-time favourite films.

So we can definitely be stuck on an island together and watch Tim Curry. Just hope we don't get 'Cabin Fever', though!
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Will you marry me?



I can marry you, Rose. I will get myself ordained ASAP. To whom am I marrying you? ;-P

Ah, my dearest V, did you know that she once took down a Moroccan drug cartel all by herself and absolute, definitely did not keep some of the confiscated merchandise for herself in any way shape or form.
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Well, if we are stuck on a desert island there are only two films we can watch, either Lord of the Flies or Muppet Treasure Island. HINT: we're watching the latter.
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Damn, I guess that's a no.... I bought marshmallows, and sleeping bags and everything.... Shucks...
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Is it Y or K? Hmmm... Just in case, I'll do both....

Year 3000 - Busted

Karma Chameleon - Culture Club
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Lush is the grass upon which I bathe in the warm glow of summer's sun.
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When I'm happy to get to post under him, doesn't that say how cool he is? Love this guy


Aww shucks, Ashley! What can I say? You're only human.

V, you are easy to be sweet and fun for. You are the most exceptional of muses. In fact, there are jars that have been discovered in ancient Greek temples with you on them!
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You can always be stranded with me


It's a done deal, V! I've got an island marked out and a boat with a broken rudder and not enough fuel. Let's go!
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V is a heavenly delight. In fact, it is rumoured that each star in the night sky is a tiny reflection of V's gorgeousness. It is also possible that they might be massive balls of gas on fire billions of lightyears away, but the reflection idea is sweet, too.
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James, with whom will we tangle, where will we rumble?


Rumble?! Are we going to set up a WWE ring and wrestle?! WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN JAMOMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?!!!

I don't think Terri is too into getting stranded with me, so unless she wants to referee me and Grace's title fight, I'll politely pass.
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Rose is vivacious, charming, kind, fun and, most importantly and best of all, a mother. Rose used to be 5'9" tall. One day she saved a cat from being squashed by a falling tree, catching it. She is now 5' tall.
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Yes, absolutely. Assuming we have quite some time and we don't have to adhere to social distancing, we can teach ourselves how to do the tango and the rumba.
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Fun, flirty and engaging- Miss H. Agenda is the reason Pope Benedict XVI had to retire. He is still masturbating to this day after their solitary meeting.
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Adore you 3x10 to the 19.

Natalya is fantabulous. She actively campaigns against hedgehog councils. Why? Because they're full of pricks.
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Awesome seriously rad guy
i adore him x10000000


Adore you 3x10 to the 19.

Natalya is fantabulous. She actively campaigns against hedgehog councils. Why? Because they're full of pricks.
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Yes, we can write stories in the sand then watch them get erased by the waves..


Wow.... That's deep.... The futility of human endeavour. If it's not the waves, it's time.

For the above, yes absolutely, do a King Cnut and try to hold back the waves.
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