A gentleman and professional thicket wearer.
Absolutely not, I am tone-deaf.
HYE written poetry for a significant other?
Twice, morning and before bed.
When you shower or bathe, do you have a set order you always follow which you wash yourself in?
Pixie is sweet, sincere, fun and friendly.
Polite and kind, he never farts in an elevator.
Reese is the reason stars sparkle. How you ask? It's a long story involving a wheel of cheese, a radiator and a penguin.
We would build a sand statue of Dean's brother, Dennis.
No.....
HYE masturbated somewhere you really shouldn't have?
DREAMS
Don't Ruin Elizabeth's Anus, Move Smoothly
Pfft..... I always do it for both of us.
Outside of relationships, sex with a stranger or sex with a friend?
I don't, no.... But now I'm curious...!
Which actor/actress will you always make an effort to see the movies of?
I have not. Proper workin' class me. *spit*
HYE stayed in a 5 star hotel?
A vivacious, intelligent woman, Reese is very beautiful. She taught Martha Stewart everything Martha Stewart knows. But she didn't teach Martha Stewart everything Reese knows. That's why Martha went to jail.
Fresh.
Ice cream or ice lolly?
Sweeping/mopping the floors.
Which household chore do you really not mind doing?
Ashley was the first woman to ride a giraffe up Mont Blanc in France.
Women get a horrible deal in life from periods, to the pain of childbirth, to the pay gap which is essentially a tax on motherhood, to the social vilification endured through the domination of religion.
However, I would love to be a woman and experience the feeling of being penetrated in my vagina and feel a beautiful person ejaculate inside me. I'd love to bear a child and have that child suckle at my breast. Women are the greatest beauty of nature's creation, nothing else comes close, not the northern lights or any dramatic landscape. I would love to be viewed as I view a woman.
Granted, now Mr Time has his hands behind his back.
I wish I could have a night with a 20 year old blonde Swedish model who is keen to learn about sex.
No, but I have suffered from shock after my best friend died in a car crash.
Which sexual event in your life stands out as your most memorable and/or favourite?
Steph is an endearing and bubbly person. Her full name is actually Stephacles, the sibling of Greek demi-God Heracles. She splits her time between Mount Olympus, saving small animals from danger and playing with the mortals on Lush Stories.
Tough choice... Depends on the meal, but I'd say in with the roast.
Oral stimulation or mastubatory stimulation?
On foot, plenty of times, in a car, thankfully not.
HYE been in a traffic collision?
Granted. But now you poo, pee and have intercourse all in the same hole. Plus, you just can't get rid of that fishy smell.....
I wish I could orgasm right now.
