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Jam_Wil_Mac
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Cis Male, 37
0 miles · Lerwick
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Shelle is a wonderful, true people person, someone who connects with people and is engaging. She once broke the javelin world record but was announced void when it was discovered she had throw a taxidermied python.
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Granted, but now you have people following you everywhere in perverted awe.
I wish I could receive a blowjob tonight.
I wish I could receive a blowjob tonight.
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Yes, tonight is an excellent example!
HYE experienced multiple orgasms?
HYE experienced multiple orgasms?
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One person, yes. She is either 28 or 7 at the end of this month.
What pets do you have?
What pets do you have?
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Sadly, I have not.
HYE been really disappointed by a country you have visited? If so, where?
HYE been really disappointed by a country you have visited? If so, where?
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If you love a man, you love all of him. When I was younger I thought body hair was really gross on guys but I kinda dig it now lol. If you're a hairy guy and a girl can't accept that, I say she's not the one for you.
Good answer, young lady!
It's horses for courses, isn't it?
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Soup. Unless it's broccoli and Stilton soup, in that case, starvation.
Politics or Law?
Politics or Law?
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I have never slept under the stars no. I think I need to move somewhere warmer first!
HYE seen the northern lights?
HYE seen the northern lights?
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On the whole and comparatively, absolutely. Of course there are things I'd change: the political establishment and I'd be rich, but aside from that, I have a roof over my head, plenty of food every day, love, friends and Lush!
What is one thing you'd change in your life if you had a time machine?
What is one thing you'd change in your life if you had a time machine?
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A porn site or googling images.
What is your favourite story genre here on Lush?
What is your favourite story genre here on Lush?
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Several factors: the escapism, the freedom to be truly myself and the meeting of new people.
Is there someone on Lush who you feel knows you better than friends or family members outside Lush?
Is there someone on Lush who you feel knows you better than friends or family members outside Lush?
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All the time, I'm ashamed to confess.
HYE had to leave a one night stand in your house as you went to work?
HYE had to leave a one night stand in your house as you went to work?
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Granted, but the donut is a plastic inflatable one.
I wish I wasn't tired.
I wish I wasn't tired.
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Either your dice are loaded, Terri, or you're very skilled at this dice throwing lark.
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THAT'S WHERE ALL THE RUM'S GONE!!!! I must inform Cap'n Jack Sparrow.
And for the record, I never blamed it on piranhas.
It was piranhas, but I never blamed them.
My vociferously verile V and I will vote vindictively on vocations and vacations on our vertical plain.
Sorry, keyboard got stuck. I mean we'll enjoy each others company.
(altogether now: 'Awwwwww')
And for the record, I never blamed it on piranhas.
It was piranhas, but I never blamed them.
My vociferously verile V and I will vote vindictively on vocations and vacations on our vertical plain.
Sorry, keyboard got stuck. I mean we'll enjoy each others company.
(altogether now: 'Awwwwww')
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He is always funny and quite loveable..Even when he tries to watch midget clown porn on the pineapple tv...
Midget clown porn.... It's a little sexy and a little funny.
Plus if you let me Google on the papaya computer you'd be able to watch your documentaries on the social disfunction of Goose society and I'd be able to masturbate and we'd all be happy.
Above invented the sound: pop.
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Radtastic
Superfantasticeffervescentmagicalterrific.
Above: Enjoyable
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Just let it go. Not everyone will like you, just life.
Video chat or Message chat?
Video chat or Message chat?
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Stranger.
Catch family member naked or family member sees you naked?
Catch family member naked or family member sees you naked?