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Jam_Wil_Mac
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Cis Male, 37
0 miles · Lerwick

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Oh yes. Into someone's face.....

HYE gotten someone's name wrong to their face?
Only married once, I still currently am, no regrets. (so far! Hahaha!)

Have you ever had an affair with a married person?
Yes, only on two occasions and two different women. It was so sexy I can't even describe it. Seeing it was such a visceral experience.

HYE had someone cum on your face? (male or female)
Shower, every time. Baths are usually too short for me and I get bored.

Lingerie or leather?
My teenage best friend, Stuart. He died at 18 in a car crash. Over 12 years ago and barely a day goes by when I don't think of him.
I am, without being too arrogant, very intelligent, however, I can sometimes lack smarts, so I'd prefer to be smarter.

Would you rather be the smartest person on earth or the sexiest person on earth?
Yes, I have. On both occasions, I had to disappoint, despite a strong urge to make up a load of nonsense!!

HYE orgasmed so hard you passed out?
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The obvious way to spoil that wish would be to pass it on to you, but I'm not going to do that. For me PMT was rare and minor, but I've had friends who suffered badly. Instead:

I wish Mother Nature would get over her PMS by passing it on to #2, the shit, for fourteen days a month.


Granted, it happens....... That's it.

I wish the Vatican had never had imperial power in Europe for over 600 years.
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Of course. I'll make us both hammocks, I'm very good with ropes. Once we're settled you can read Don Juan to me. I can't read hard copy any more.


*snigger* HARD copy.... I bet you can't, you minx.....



Grace and I will stage two person plays of the Shakespeare's finest works, most notably his Liberal feminist masterpiece, The Taming of the Shrew.
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Awwwwwww....Thank you that is so sweet of you


Just my Gospel, Sunny

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James is a very good researcher. He is constantly coming up with important facts we lesser mortals were totally unaware of. [\quote]

I merely live to illuminate the lesser known histories of the world.

Fuzzy is the Dalai Llama's stunt double.
Man, good question..... Depends which ocean and the climate of the mountains. I'll pontificate and say deep sea dive at the great barrier reef.

Who is, in your opinion, the greatest athlete of all time?
Poor and disadvantaged. If an oil company can't make a profit it deserves to fold.

Social democracy or Capitalism?
I live in the UK, tipping is not standard social etiquette here. You have to excel at your job to get a tip, so often.

HYE returned food at a restaurant?
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I’d say a definite yes. We could build sand castles that look like Hogwarts school


Sold! If you get the Whomping Willow to move, colour me impressed.

As for above, sure. We could find coconuts for helmets and branches for lances and have a medieval joust!

First guy to die, loses!
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Created a pineapple tv that only plays pornhub he is pretty rad.


Do you need another channel? Plus, pineapple antenna are famously unreliable, I did pretty well to get one channel that wasn't grim educational videos from the 50s.

Simmie is a Lush stalwart, a lovely, kind and endearing human who upholds standards of friendship and community. She is actually the first woman to hold a WWE title when she defeated 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin for the then WWF Championship in a steel cage match. The match was sadly expunged from the history books when replays showed she had used nefarious tactics to win, namely an electric eel to the private area.
No, I have not, mercifully. In the grand scheme of life I am exceptionally lucky.

HYE had someone come on to you who is so beautiful you couldn't believe your luck?
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When all you really want is for me to pull you off? ????


Both at the same time would be ideal!
I have experienced a few catfishing incidents but by far the biggest fraudster group are the men posing as either bi or lesbian women to hook women.