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Jam_Wil_Mac
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Cis Male, 36
0 miles · Lerwick

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Teens can be very pretty, but generally they can be over-enthusiastic, a bit childish and not as intelligent. (Generally). A more mature woman will often be more self-assured, more sexually confident and have less hang ups. Also, in my experience, they are less demanding and more to give than have it be all about them.
Freddie Mercury. Taken too young, the world needed more of his music.

List three people, famous or otherwise, that would comprise your ultimate dinner party.
Quote by Moonstone
He once finished second “by this much” after being nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.


And I would've won it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!

Lynn is sweet, sincere and poised. She also is able to sing to sharks.
Quote by AvidlyCurious
He makes Shakespeare much more fun


Forsooth, madam, you gush most candidly!

As for Sunny, she's a gem. A true Lush treasure. And she once beat Roger Federer in a tennis match. On grass. With her left hand.
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Great sense of humour and easily one of my favourite people..I'm a total sucker for funny intelligent types ?


Lies! You love me and I'm sour and dim-witted!

V wrote all of the songs for Guns 'n' Roses.
My drawing is surprisingly life-like. Nose might be a touch small but the bald head is spot on.

Hey, the Tampa Brady Buccaneers could get there this year!

Moonstone gave Morgan Freeman his voice.
He taught Tom Brady everything Tom Brady knows, but he didn't teach Tom Brady everything Moonstone knows.
I grew up in the far north of Scotland on a group of islands where Orcas are a common sighting. So I haven't gone specifically watching them, but I have seen killer whales.

HYE been swimming with dolphins?
I have not, never even heard of it, I don't think.

HYE been the recipient of an unsolicited sexual act?
I performed in the closing ceremony of the 2010 Commonwealth Games in the flag handover ceremony to Glasgow 2014.
Perhaps a bit too hot.

How often in a day do you picture a stranger naked?
Sort of, I'm a bit of a sexual chameleon. I'm aroused by what most arouses my partner, so by definition my changing predilections are my personality but at the same time, I do change. I kind of like a bit of everything, to a greater or lesser extent.

HYE had a sexual episode with a friend of one or both of your parents?
Somewhere warm, very warm, I can't stand the cold. An open air jacuzzi, over looking a nudist beach so we can watch the beautiful people as we make love.

How often in a day do you picture a stranger naked?
Yes.... My sister's thong.

HYE had a guilty orgasm? An orgasm where you were thinking about something you wish you hadn't been? If so, what?
I have not.

HYE been caught naked in a public place? (swimming pool, changing facilities etc)
I have not. The concept interests me, but would not my partner, so unlikely I'd get to.

Have you ever fulfilled a specific fantasy for someone else?
Pixie is actually a pixie. She is now banned, by law, from twerking as her booty shaking was launching pixie dust in every which direction, causing property, pets and loved ones to float away.
I definitely have. I would have absolutely repatriated by now!

HYE felt love for someone on Lush?
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Absolutely we can write riddles in the sand and knock knock jokes...


Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Doctor.

Doctor Who?



Absolutely yes to Heidi. If she can keep her hands off me.
I am yet to become properly acquainted with Gillian, however, she comes across as a delightful woman in her profile. And... From what I hear... She once defeated Arnold Schwarzenegger in an arm wrestling contest.
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I saw some strange things on the island with you so I'm going with





How did you find her?!?!

For Pixie,

A charming, vivacious and effervescent woman. She is the world record holder for snail balancing.
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Shakespeare’s wife Anne Hathaway



But I am sure he’d rather have this Anne Hathaway smile



Close, but I'm much more of blondes and redheads man.

For Vanessa,

Well, obviously with that suit, we'd have to pretend to be astronauts and walk like we would on the moon.
I have not. I have taught people football (soccer) and taught people various forms of dance, but never golf. I have tried golf but my accuracy was a hazard to marine life.

HYE been scuba diving?