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Jam_Wil_Mac
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Cis Male, 36
0 miles · Lerwick

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To relieve sexual urge, to satisfy a horny feeling, it feels good, reduces stress, the moment of orgasm released endorphin hormones to the brain giving a huge surge of positive delight...... The list really is extensive.
Yep, several times. My wife's recently, when I was a teen growing up my sister's thong and one time at a house party, into knickers I found in a girl's drawer...... Which I put back in the drawer!! Not proud of that particular drunken escapade.
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Absolutely lovely!!!!!!!!


Vanessa is a charming queen of awesomeness, the quintessential embodiment of brilliance.

Did you know, she one trained with the Senegalese cross-country skiing team.
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He is fun to read as well as post under smile Fun fact: His great great grandfather was posted in Canada with his regiment and in the winter found the water froze so in their past time they invented a game we now dominate called hockey.


Pfft.... Dominate..... Well, yes, dominate. BUT! we dominate curling and that's a real sport!

Heidi is a treasure. The cream of the crop, the tippity top, don't wanna stop, hop 'til ya drop, she's never a flop. FUN FACT: Her great-great-grandmother taught Marcel Marceau mime.
It is said that the 10th wonder of the world may be beneath Robert's kilt, but science has not as yet been able to verify this.
I have no idea.... Is it automatically wrong to say nothing "weird" has ever happened to me? I'm not a superstitious, spiritual or unsure person, so I don't believe in "strange" or unexplained happenings, but even beyond that I can't put my finger on any one thing and say that was weird. Even some things that may have seemed weird or odd at the time, I have come to understand later.

I think this question should be answered by someone else not so cynical as me, so same question to below.
Plenty of times. I live in Scotland.

Have you ever washed clothes by hand?
A tremendous Lushie, great fun and intelligent. She is the inspiration for Disney's character Elsa, from the movie Frozen. Because she talks to snowmen.
Freshly washed clothes that have dried outside. No better smell.

What sound do you find most relaxing?
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His Shakespeare avatar is terrific. ❤


Merci boucoup. I'm quite partial to it myself! biggrin

Heidi has a star constellation named after her. The people of Papua New Guinea have named a group of 8 stars 'Heidi' and the have bountiful sex when she is in the sky believing she brings fertility.
Heidi is someone I look sideways to, occasionally diagonally and then there was that one time (at band camp) where I looked at her obtusely.
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Speaking of which, James played one of the most memorable villains on Batman opposite Adam West. (He never got to capture Batgirl though, and Robin once flattened him with one punch -POW!).


It was a lucky punch and I was off-balance, giving a turtle a piggy back and wearing heels!

Heidi is a witty, effervescent woman who the honour of being the only woman in history to play lacrosse on the moon.
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He rocks and might even be a rock so yes




Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?

Heidi, The Rock will sail you over the open ocean, take you to the deserted island, check you into the homemade-coconut hotel and layeth the smackdown on your candy ass at poker during our isolation.
Titanic. It could only be amazing.

Which character in a film should've been played by Kermit The Frog?
Good question..... Disney.

If you became a chef, who would you love to cook for and why?
A wonderful, expressive, genuine human with a heart as big as her personality and her personality was once called the Great Pyramid of personalities. Fun Fact: V once came second in the International Sneezing Championship. She lost in the final by 3.4 millilitres of bogey to Batman star Adam West.
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James is great ,the best on forum I have seen from his deeply knowledgeable mind comes spontaneous after thoughts( as I polish the apple I leave on his desksmile


20 points to Gryffindor!

Pixie is a charming, eloquent and fun Lushie. Interesting fact: She is the second cousin, once removed of the blue fairy in Pinocchio.
A reusable leaf sounds quite unhygienic
What we need at our lavvy bowl
Is something which is much more scenic
Like an ample and fun glory hole
Lynn is a valued and cherished Lush contributor. She is the great (to the power of 18) granddaughter of the Lady in the Lake who named Arthur King of Avalon.
What a marvellous world we've made here
And in this idil we'd all surely fit
The only issue is the lavatory I fear
Where do we go when we need to.....
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Vanessa and to the Monster Mash


I'd dance with Heidi to some Madonna song. She's a doll, gets my humour and no doubt looks great in nothing but a coconut bra and coconut thong.