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Jam_Wil_Mac
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Cis Male, 36
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Aurora is a scintillating, engaging author, capable of bringing a wide variety of themes vividly to life. She is also the only known person to have defeated Chuck Norris in Battleships.
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Porno Lara Croft: Tomb Raider ..Lara Croft: Virgin Raider ????
Lara Croft: Womb Raider, no?!
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The last time i smoked was June and i was never an every day smoker ?lol
He makes up fun stories and keeps the forum fun
He is also super chill ?
That's what happens when to spend too long in a fridge.
The XXX Chef lives up to his name. His dishes are all pornographically themed. His chicken and mushroom pie looks like a vagina, his carbonara gets laid out on the plate in the shape of a penis and scrotum and I cannot legally say what his strawberry cheesecake is reminiscent of.
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They're.... Seaworthy.
Perhaps we need to find away to co-exist. What if I wore a palm leaf wig, a coconut bra and a thong made of coconut hair? Could you marry me?
Perhaps we need to find away to co-exist. What if I wore a palm leaf wig, a coconut bra and a thong made of coconut hair? Could you marry me?
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Shouldn't the title change to reflect the content?
So far
Christmas Carnal
Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory
Missionary Impossible
Just a thought
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I'm happy to accept your amendment to the thread, good shout! So from now on, name a film (still calling it porno film name) and then suggest a new title!
Porno The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
The Best Exotic Marigold Brothel
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Suzanne is sensual, sexy, personable and genuine. Tom Cruise's character in Mission:Impossible is based on her career.
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Vanessa - Sounds like a great plan
James - I would love to see that but holding back my laughter may make me pee my pants
Pee your pants.... Yeah, that's what you'll tell people you did.
Bria.... Seductively caressing my legs may not have the same effect, so I'd have to bring in Heidi. Pretend her legs are mine and then seductively caress them.
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Loads! Finger x2, rib x3, foot metatarsal x1, toe x1, tail bone x1. These were all separate occasions, too! Apart from two of the ribs, they were at the same time. Ah, the fun of being an adolescent boy.
HYE had a surgery?
HYE had a surgery?
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Judas - Fozzy
Into The Unknown - Panic! At the Disco
The Kids Aren't Alright - The Offspring
Perry Mason - Ozzy Osbourne
Knights of Cydonia - Muse
Metallingus - AlterBridge
The Show Must Go On - Queen
Mona Lisa - The Lonely Island
Humble - The Lonely Island
Does Your Mother Know? - Mamma Mia Soundtrack
Into The Unknown - Panic! At the Disco
The Kids Aren't Alright - The Offspring
Perry Mason - Ozzy Osbourne
Knights of Cydonia - Muse
Metallingus - AlterBridge
The Show Must Go On - Queen
Mona Lisa - The Lonely Island
Humble - The Lonely Island
Does Your Mother Know? - Mamma Mia Soundtrack
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THE ISLAND COULD SINK??? Well, I suggest we spend our time here blowing up balloons to strap to the island the keep it afloat!
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... Chanel Santini.
Favourite porn film?
Favourite porn film?
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Seductively strip tease in front of her wearing high heels, a lacy thing and bra and suspenders, while dancing to "Man, I feel like a woman" by Shania Twain. Vanessa will be a puddle in seconds.
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Vanessa is earnest, eager, endearing, enthusiastic and probably other adjectives beginning with E. V has recently been counselling a Kookaburra with personality identity issues. She has had some success as the bird no longer thinks he is is Michail Gorbachev, but now believes he is Freddie Mercury.
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I have considered it, yes. However, logistics and finances procluded me from doing so.
HYE taken a chance on doing something and it spectacularly didn't pay off?
HYE taken a chance on doing something and it spectacularly didn't pay off?
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There is an evolutionary benefit to this trait. Your husband's parent hormones are kicking in. It is natural and a good thing. You'd need to be worried if he didn't change. Science has shown recently that men, hormonally, during a pregnancy and following a birth experience almost as many hormonal changes as women. His protectionist attitude is healthy.
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Choose a film that you would re-create as a porno. Name the film and just put porno at the beginning!
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Porno Christmas Carol
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????? I'm very lucky ?
He's hilarious and very quick witted and very sweet
V is sincere, engaging, fun, complimentary and soul-warming. She once disguised herself as a crab and lived in a rock pool for 3 months to watch over me and ensure I was OK. She's my guardian angel/crab
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Anytime with both above.
I don't think we'd ever get bored.
Never would, t'would be impossible. The hours would scampering away in a blur of seduction, frivolity, fun and slowly descending psychopathy.
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Muppets ?
Jim Henson already beat you to it! LOL!
Con.
Did you have a favourite Disney film growing up? If so, which one?
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Utterly, absolutely, emphatically, positively, assuredly, definitely, certainly, vehemently, dramatically, vivaciously, astutely, tempestuously, obtusely, ostensibly maybe. Hope that is crystal clear.
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Alas, I don't believe I have read any of your penwomanship as yet, but I imagine I would enjoy them, so I'd say an emphatic yes.
What film or TV show would you love to see adapted as a porno?
What film or TV show would you love to see adapted as a porno?
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Seduction, deep conversation, long gazing looks into her eyes, leaning in, nearly touching..... "oh look at the time! It's nearly midnight! I'll turn into a pumpkin! Must dash!"
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I have not. It's one of those things that sounds boring but is probably immense fun.
HYE driven a car on a race track?
HYE driven a car on a race track?
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A soulful, connected to the world woman with passion and love at her core. She once saved a cashier at a store by handling an armed thief by poking him in the eye and slapping him with a banana.
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I honestly cannot think. Sorry for such a rubbish answer to your question. There are quite a number I have enjoyed, but I do no recall their titles.
What physical trait do you find most attractive in those you are attracted to?
What physical trait do you find most attractive in those you are attracted to?
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No, I haven't. Plus my neighbours generally have been quite old.
HYE been caught masturbating by someone you find attractive?
HYE been caught masturbating by someone you find attractive?
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101 things to do on a desert island (and 4 things not to do with a pineapple)