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Jam_Wil_Mac
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Cis Male, 36
0 miles · Lerwick

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I don't know the gentleman above me, however, I and everyone else here thoroughly enjoys his posts. He is so funny at times and I never know what he will say next. Not only that, but I love his signature photo.


You are a gentleman and scholar, sir. I doff my cap to you.

The lady above is kind and genuine. I cannot tell you her amazing secret. MI6 and the CIA would incarcerate me for life. Just say, she is a brave woman.
Absolutely. Now we have the sea anemone TV aerial we can watch MSNB-Sea.
Thst is insccurate. I am a bery giid typisy.

Heidi takes her role as Santa's right hand woman very seriously. Some say too seriously. Usually those who are VERY UNFAIRLY PUT ON THE NAUGHTY LIST. Just sayin'....
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James is entertaining af! With a wicked sense of humour and he is my desert island guy


V is a great judge of character. She's my desert island babe. X
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What did Gilligan REALLY find on that island?

Lost in Space




Where is Jimmy Hoffa most likely?

The Jedi Council.
What does Ivanka Trump call Donald's dick?

3 mermaids, some chickens and a guitar.
At least once, probably twice. Never counted, just do it.

I've just had my first child, a son, and it is the most amazing experience. Do you have kids?
Settle down, V. Until we can get a sea anemone antenna and get all 247 channels, including Sea-NN, we are all going to re-create Monty Python's Life of Brian, scene by scene.
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You better hope you never feel the need to go all HH Holmes or Ted Bundy now ?

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Oh Lord, no! If I was going to be a serial killer, I'd do it with style! I'd become a super villain and attempt to kidnap (or building-nap) the great Sphinx of Egypt, killing hundreds in the process. No half measures.

I once saved a lady's eye by detecting a condition called "Toxo Plasmosis" early while working in an opticians.
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James is charming and very witty. He is also one of a few on lush that wears a shirt ;)


I've never understood that. Even when it's chucking it down, these other guys walk around topless. I mean, they're just asking to catch pneumonia. At least carry a jacket.

V always carries a jacket with her. One time, she gave her jacket to a small boy in a hailstorm. The boy turned out to be.... Oh, wait, that's in the future.... I can't talk about that yet. Damn, these time travelling rules are hard. Let's just say that V indirectly has saved the world from an army of sentient manatees.
Absotively posolutely. Our first date, I guess, I'd say a picnic somewhere with a spectacular and dramatic view.
Oh, well, if you've had V surely I get dibs before you gets seconds!! Unless..... I get to watch while we are stranded.... That could work.
Gently tie her to a chair and show her a parade of beautiful scantily clad ladies. I'll be masturbating, but she's not allowed to.
*clears throat* WAKE UP, HEIDI!!!

Heidi is a beloved member of Lush. A sparkling diamond of fun and compassion. She also is quite likely to be the first human to walk on the planet Venus.
I recently took part in a DNA survey and I am 74% British (Scottish) , 24% Scandinavian (Norwegian/Danish) and (very randomly) 2% Mediterranean (Italian/Adriatic)
I have not. I live in Scotland. The Scottish wildcat is endangered and makes quite a tempestuous pet.

HYE saved an animal?
How could I just pick one?! I depends on my mood, what I'm doing.... At the moment, my favourite is "Mona Lisa" by The Lonely Island.

Have you ever masturbated to a song because of how it made you feel?
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Jam_wil_mac was an extra in Brave heart and that's his hairy arse next to Mel Gibson #cutiepie ????


That was CGI hair!! It helped to.... Define the character.

Ash is a direct descendant of Alexander the Great. She is posing as a sweet, delightful, beautiful, sexy and vivacious Edinburgh girl until the time is right for her to rise up and reclaim Macedonia.
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Anytime. We could write there names on coconuts, drink their nectar then open them and eat ;)


open and eat the coconuts or the ladies we list? Not gonna lie, your plan is sounding a bit cannibal-y.

Ah, V... You are top of me and Heidi's list of delectable ladies to lust over. {}
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oo, oo I have a name for them. The Washington Possums because they play dead at home and get killed on the road (I heard this, I am not that funny smile

okay guys back to the island


I heard a similar name, the Washington Roadkill. :rofl:

Absolutely. A desert island rendez vous with Heidi would be most agreeable. We could create a list of ladies we both desire.
Gillian is witty, intelligent and erotic (so I gleam from her profile), but a little known fact is that Gillian actually appeared scantily clad in an erotic version of the board game Monopoly as one of the most expensive properties.
Name someone who should be neither an actor nor a rapper?

A wooden duck.
No, no regrets.

HYE been so erotically moved by a story it surprised you?
Absolutely, we could come up with a new name for the Washington football team.
A grade A, highest calibre, top notch, cream of the crop, can't stop making us pop babe. Great wit, intellect and humour. She has, also, to date, solved three unsolvable mysteries.
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He has a Quick wit and is very intelligent and.... I forgot , what else did you want me to say ;)


Good grief, you pay someone for a positive spin campaign, you expect better to be Frank. I'm only paying half.
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I saw it? i was hoping we got lost with razors and wax strips
I do like the coconut tits you gave me though.



I've always be a big proponent of coconut tits.

For above, likewise.