Well, seeing as I'm not allowed to talk about what happens on the island *coughs* porcupines *coughs* I'll have to settle for eulogising about how much fun V is.
V is a glowing tribute to the potential of humankind. She also happens to be a four-time turtle surfing world champion. But she doesn't talk about it now after losing her crown to Johanni Hjaltikristifriskisdottir of Iceland in highly controversial circumstances involving a seal, an anemone and a pencil.
V is sweet, fun, endearing and friendly. She is a very proactive animal conservationalist. Every spring, she helps save beavers by dressing as one and helping them fell trees. Like a beaver.
My perfect island ménage á trois with Heidi and V! Our island can't be called the 'Virgin Island' because it's already taken and.... Well, it's probably a lamentable terminal inexactitude. Or lie.
Kristin likes animals, which makes her a great human being. She also reportedly has photographic evidence of the Loch Ness Monster but doesn't share it after a polite request from Nessie to respect his privacy.
Certainly, between our coconut phones and bamboo Eiffel Tower, we seem to be building quite the communications network. Perhaps we will create our own media conglomerate and become billionaires on our island together. X
I have not had the pleasure to come across Dee before, but from her profile bio she seems educated and earnest.
Absolutely. Megan and I will surely find a good use for bamboo canes and banana plant leaves. ;) yes, you've guessed it! We're building a replica Eiffel Tower!
His song Guitar Man from 1972 is very good.
Sure. We could fashion musical instruments from plants and fruits and give them passing Killer whales, creating our own Orca-stra.
*bows*
Masturbated in the toilet and afterwards discovered I had forgotten to lock the door. Thank Christ nobody needed to pee.
If you could only read on book for the rest of your lift, which book would it be?
Jim is kind and sincere. Also, legend alleges that he has had fun.
Sure. We could turn it into a fishing vacation.
Lesley is witty, vivacious and endearing. Furthermore, all Chuck Morris facts are actually about Lesley, but she let's Chuck Morris use them as she is too humble to let people know that, for example, she sleeps with a night light because the dark fears her.
Sure. We can quote Blackadder to each other.
Sure, we can play hide and seek. Tricky with just one palm tree, though....
I always try to say something nice but LTW has never seen 'Shrek', which is egregious and, frankly, unforgivable. I guess the best I can say is he has joy ahead in his life when he does see it.
I'm sure we'd have a great time. As long as we have a football, booze and pineapples to turn into our own puppet show, we'd be fine.
V is sincere, kind and eager. She can also converse with broccoli.
LTW is sincere, likeable and intelligent. As his avatar suggests, he was the actor in the catsuit in the film 'Shrek 2'.
they use crustaceans, starfish and sand. It's kinda itchy. 
