"Hello Joan!" "Hello Sir." "You missed your regular calling time Joan. And your apartment is still in disarray. This does not make me happy." Joan adopts the appropriate submissive attitude. "Bring me something sweet and cool to drink and be quick about it!" She hurries to obey as I settle into her soft couch. In moments she is back with a tumbler filled with ice and Dr. Pepper. Without a word passing between us she busie...