true... I think
(crazier shit has happened before, this seems entirely possible)
My last was false.
I often fall for the 'follow the line of M&Ms to see where it goes" trap.
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Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
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My toes are strange in that without sex, they're just squeamish. They don't like wet, slippery feelings, don't like being touched. But with sex... if my guy starts sucking on my toes in the middle of our playtime, holy... everything else in my body is magnified 10x. It's mind-blowing.
Too bad he doesn't do it more often, lol.
Too bad he doesn't do it more often, lol.
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On the subject of nice guys... I read this recently and it came to mind for this thread:
http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/niceguys/niceguys.shtml
Why "Nice Guys" are often such LOSERS
I think it's a good rant that sums up my feelings on 'nice guys'.
Really though, nice guys and bad boys are just two extremes. Something in the middle is great - a guy that can save me from spiders and other scary things with one well-aimed smack. The ability to crush insects is the perfect example of the perfect guy; something dies brutally - macho, and it's a heroic act - nice guy.
Yes, kill my spiders and I will love you forever.
http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/niceguys/niceguys.shtml
Why "Nice Guys" are often such LOSERS
I think it's a good rant that sums up my feelings on 'nice guys'.
Really though, nice guys and bad boys are just two extremes. Something in the middle is great - a guy that can save me from spiders and other scary things with one well-aimed smack. The ability to crush insects is the perfect example of the perfect guy; something dies brutally - macho, and it's a heroic act - nice guy.
Yes, kill my spiders and I will love you forever.
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Absolute freedom would seem best to me, as then I'd have the freedom to seek comfort. ;) Oh, and life with no passion is pretty dull, and being comfortable all the time doesn't seem like something that would stir up alot of passion. Interesting things happen when we step out of our comfort zones.
Absolute comfort is the thing people want when they've had too much of the bad side of absolute freedom.
Absolute comfort is the thing people want when they've had too much of the bad side of absolute freedom.
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This may not be a daily thing, but when my guy used to spend long periods away on work, while he was packing I would spritz my sexiest bra with my perfume and sneak it into his luggage. He'd find it days later and it would be something nice for him to.. play with. ;)
Something I used to do for someone else was write messages on my boobies and take photos... Messages like... Hi... or Happy Birthday.
Something I used to do for someone else was write messages on my boobies and take photos... Messages like... Hi... or Happy Birthday.
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I hate stubble with a passion and I have no hang-ups about body hair, so manscaping is a bit of a turn off for me. If I undress a guy and see he's been giving his razor free reign, it starts to feel like a chore to have sex, a trial to be endured. Chest stubble doesn't feel nice and it's a bit hard to avoid during sex...
I don't even care if the guy is a wookie. I'd rather have the soft, furry feeling on my skin than the rasping wire bristles. Sex shouldn't be exfoliating.
I don't even care if the guy is a wookie. I'd rather have the soft, furry feeling on my skin than the rasping wire bristles. Sex shouldn't be exfoliating.
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Sigh, recently it seems that any place that there's a second person present is unusal for me.
Oh my... Hope that changes soon. ;)
I haven't had sex in any really unusual places but I can tell you my favorites.
For me, you can't go wrong taking me outside. Fresh air is nice, and there's always that extra something when it's night time and you think to yourself if your neighbors only knew what was going on on the lawn next door... lol! The intimate ambiance of darkness laced with the thrill of potential discovery, fireflies, stars, summer scented breeze... Perfection!
When my husband and I lived in an apartment building I'd get a huge kick of having sex on the balcony. We were on the third floor, parking lot side. In the middle of winter I'd nip out with armfuls of warm, soft blankets, double check that no one was coming or going below, and drag my man out with me. He was never too keen on the idea, but couldn't turn down the sex and always had a great time despite himself. :)
Another winter sport of ours, when traveling by car the long distance between relatives at Christmas time, would be to park alongside the road on a deserted highway, make our way into the trees and lay out a blanket. The game would be to see how hot we could make each other to keep from freezing bits and pieces of our bodies off.
Back in the day, if there was a chance we could do it and get away with it, we usually took the chance. If I had any regrets, it would be missing the opportunities like behind museum displays or in the bunks of the NFL ferries.
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Giving good oral shouldn't be the deal-maker, imo. The willingness to learn, if he can't yet, should be.
That's assuming that this is a relationship question, lol. Just saying "if he gives good oral, he's a keeper' is kinda one-dimensional. If he gives good oral but can't hold a job and forgets your name, I'd throw him back for sure. If you're just looking for a bed buddy, then it's a different story.
Sex is a big cornerstone to a healthy relationship. If he can't, he should be willing to learn. From experience, if you're not satisfied in bed, the other good parts of the relationship need to work overtime and even then there's always that something that keeps you from being fully happy.
That's assuming that this is a relationship question, lol. Just saying "if he gives good oral, he's a keeper' is kinda one-dimensional. If he gives good oral but can't hold a job and forgets your name, I'd throw him back for sure. If you're just looking for a bed buddy, then it's a different story.
Sex is a big cornerstone to a healthy relationship. If he can't, he should be willing to learn. From experience, if you're not satisfied in bed, the other good parts of the relationship need to work overtime and even then there's always that something that keeps you from being fully happy.
I love going to thrift shops!
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/likes David's answer
Your post makes this girl sound like a piece of meat, tbh. If you're willing to possibly(probably) damage your daughter's relationship with this girl just for a piece of ass, you should be willing to ask your daughter if it's ok to try it. And what happens afterwards if you do it? The fall-out could be rough for all three people concerned.
Your post makes this girl sound like a piece of meat, tbh. If you're willing to possibly(probably) damage your daughter's relationship with this girl just for a piece of ass, you should be willing to ask your daughter if it's ok to try it. And what happens afterwards if you do it? The fall-out could be rough for all three people concerned.
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If you are serious about roleplay you can go straight to the source. Look for retailers that specifically sell nursing uniforms or police uniforms. They may cost more but they will fit you better and last longer. For fitness instructor roleplay all you would need is some spandex. Your husband could get a job at Dominos delivering pizza just for the uniform and that silly light to put on the top of your car. I'm sure there is someone in the military that could get hold of a uniform for you as well, or just pick one up at a thrift store. For a Catholic school girl you would just need a white dress shirt, an ugly plaid skirt, and an ugly tie. A tool belt and some droopy pants will transform your husband into a plumber who needs to plug your leaky pipes.
Hopefully those ideas work for you.
Those are fab ideas! ^^
My advice to add to that would be to make a trip to the local costume shop for ideas if you're up to making your own. Last time I was at a shop, all the costumes were very basic designs that could easily be replicated and fit many body shapes.
Don't forget the local thrift store can be a gold mine for costuming, be it chains for your pants, neckties (also good for tying willing participants to the bed frame), and all manner of interesting finds that can be put to use with a bit of imagination.
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Ok I feel a little silly not having known there were two words and one was wrong... lol I always thought 'aureole' was the way to go. 
On the other hand, the description for aureole could be quite a poetic description of an areola.
To say that an areola is like a halo around a nipple is, well, pretty.
On the other hand, the description for aureole could be quite a poetic description of an areola.
To say that an areola is like a halo around a nipple is, well, pretty. 
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Any man shallow enough to want his girl to get labiaplasty doesn't deserve a woman at all. I would have always figured men would want a bit more to work with during oral.
^-- this
Why change it? To look like every other porn star? Generic cookie cutter cooter?
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Quote by MMonroeQuote by CandiceSmiles
I would want the power to make anyone poop their pants whenever I wanted! It would be so much fun! If your boss is mad at you you can just make him poop himself! Or your exboyfriend! you can follow him on his next date and make him poop! It would be the BEST power of all time!
Or be able to make someone orgasm at inaapropriate times
^-- yes!
There's so many cool and useful super powers to have, but I think if I had this one... I'd be happy forever. Randomly giving someone an orgasm while waiting for checkout at the market... Or the people who knock on my door selling religions... Or each time the postman drops something into my mailbox! How hilarious would that be? But it would have to be a mind power, so the victims would think it was completely random and out of the blue and not know it was me..
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/agree with posters saying it takes a good approach. Maybe guys who think they can just stick it in there SHOULD have a surprise ninja cucumber busting down their back gate.
I've gotta say for the other discussion going on here about equality... To me, it's not so much that a person has to be willing to do it/have it done if they expect it of their partner, whatever sexual act it is, but the thing I hate hate HATE is disgust. Example, how can someone cum all over someone else, then not touch them because it's gross? That's happened to me and it always felt like I'd been played a cruel joke. If you think it's gross, why are you putting it on ME? Kinda chips away at the good feelings, there. If it's personal distaste, alright, but stop acting like touching your own cum is beneath you, or like sticking your finger in vomit. Handle it with a bit more class.
/end surprise ninja mini-rant!
I've gotta say for the other discussion going on here about equality... To me, it's not so much that a person has to be willing to do it/have it done if they expect it of their partner, whatever sexual act it is, but the thing I hate hate HATE is disgust. Example, how can someone cum all over someone else, then not touch them because it's gross? That's happened to me and it always felt like I'd been played a cruel joke. If you think it's gross, why are you putting it on ME? Kinda chips away at the good feelings, there. If it's personal distaste, alright, but stop acting like touching your own cum is beneath you, or like sticking your finger in vomit. Handle it with a bit more class.
/end surprise ninja mini-rant!
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Quote by MorganHawkeQuote by DirtyMartini
I have Roget's Thesaurus somewhere...not sure if it's the 21st Century one though. Does it matter what century it's from?
As long as it's not from the 19th century (the 1800's,) I guess you're good.
thesaurus.com <-- my best friend when I'm sitting at the computer
dictionary.com <-- is it sad I use this too? lol
Would a printed thesaurus be better? I've never actually held the real thing in my hand and looked at it, so I've got nothing to compare the electronic version to.
